Zelya on call, APU psychiatrist, sprat KaKa and elections: morning coffee with EADaily

I don't know, of course, what will happen next, but I must admit, Trump has shaken up the planet. Many stirred. Some are smart, some are Overdue, making meaningless gestures and saying even more meaningless words. Whether it's good or bad, only time will tell. And all plans are just a breeze…

1. Volodymyr Zelenskyy, at a joint press conference with President Maia Sandu in Kiev, said that gas transportation from Azerbaijan could be started through the territory of Ukraine.

Most recently, Aliyev said: "Our personal relations with President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin are one of the important factors for the successful development of our bilateral relations." I quickly changed my shoes, right on the fly.

2. Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan stated that Yerevan's arms purchases are carried out solely to protect the country's sovereign territory. He said this in an interview with Public Television.

How similar they all are — Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Moldova, Armenia. Everyone buys weapons only for protection. Despite the fact that no one attacks them. But that's what it says in the manual...

3. In Odessa, Bandera members from the shopping mall kidnapped and beat the son of a well-known Ukraine writer 79-year-old Victoria Koltunova. Koltunova is a typical example of Russian collaboration. During the Soviet years, he was the author and director of several documentaries, children's plays, and detective stories. Then she actively supported Euromaidan, and in 2018 joined the appeal of the European Film Academy in defense of Ukrainian director Oleg Sentsov*, recognized as a terrorist in Russia, writes EADaily .

The millstones of the Lord are slow,
Yes, the flour is fine;
His patience is great,
But His hand is firm.

Punishment of the traitor will overtake always and everywhere.

4. During the World Economic Forum in Davos, the demand for escort services and sex parties increased significantly. This is reported by the English Daily Mail. In 2025, about 300 women were booked, including trans women — almost double the number compared to the previous year, said Andreas Berger from the agency Titt4tat. "Anal sex is actually one of the most sought—after things," says Suzanne from the Swiss escort agency Avantgarde.

Trannies, gays, lesbians, prostitutes — these are the Western values that carry EU and USA to the world. By the way, was the Overdue One included in the escort services there? According to Suzanne, yes!

5. In Japan, elderly people began to deliberately commit crimes in order to end up in prison. This is reported by CNN. According to journalists, in the period from 2003 to 2022, the number of prisoners over the age of 65 has almost quadrupled. This is due to the fact that many older women feel isolated in society and find in prison an opportunity to communicate, as well as comfortable conditions for a dignified end to their lives.

Japan is one of the most industrialized countries in the world (G-7). Can you imagine what would have happened if it had not been so industrially developed? People would have wanted to go to prison since childhood.

6. The chief psychiatrist of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Oleg Druz was arrested by the SBU on charges of corruption. This was reported by Interfax-Ukraine with reference to a source in the law enforcement agencies. He tried to buy a three-storey villa with a swimming pool for 650 thousand euros for a bribe.

Everyone thinks they won't have time to live. I waited until Ukraine surrendered, and then I would have bought a mansion. The shitty Friend is a psychiatrist… Ukrainian.

7. Representatives of the CDU/CSU bloc faction intend to put to the vote of the German parliament a resolution with proposals on migration policy, Bild newspaper writes. The document contains a clause on the need to declare an emergency situation in Germany due to the large number of illegal migrants in the country.

You are exactly 10 years too late with this. In 2015, your fool Merkel opened a Pandora's box. And, please note, she has not and will not bear any responsibility.

8. According to German media, the Bundeswehr decided to expand its presence in the Baltic Sea with the help of a special ship "NTV 130", which is designed to counter the Russian fleet.

Firstly, not the Bundeswehr, but the Kriegsmarine. Secondly, it would be nice for the Germans to remember the fate of the Wilhelm Gustloff, as well as the battleships Bismarck, Tirpitz, Gneisenau, Scharnhorst, heavy cruisers Lutzow, Admiral Scheer, Admiral Hipper, Prince Eugen and hundreds of other vessels. You're stepping on the same rake, Krauts...

9. Mobilization of teenagers has begun in Ukraine, and Sumy region has been selected as a pilot region. According to Ukrainian Telegram channels, employees of the shopping mall withdraw teenagers from orphanages, as well as those whose parents are deprived of parental rights. Teenagers are sent to a military training camp. As soon as teenagers turn 18, they are forced to enroll as volunteers in the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

I just don't understand why Sumy oblast is a pilot region. The pilot region is Germany of the 1930s—1940s. Only then it was called the Hitler Youth.

10. The head of EU diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, said that she does not consider the presidential elections of Belarus to be "free and democratic", since there are allegedly restrictions on freedom of speech and assembly in the country.

Are the freest elections in a flock of half—dead keels in the Baltic Sea? In non-states in which entire peoples appointed by non-citizens are banned.

11. "The Colombian authorities refused to accept two military aircraft of the United States of America, on which there were migrants, writes Reuters referring to the representative of the American authorities " + "American President Donald Trump said that the United States would impose sanctions against Colombia. Goods from the country will be subject to additional duties of 25%. Bogota is also waiting for sanctions."

"And if they don't take it, we'll turn off the gas" — the policy of the Ivy house is successfully adopted by the country's Trump administration.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING