Zelya as Waltz's "ex", Coalition of Bloodsuckers, Stubb and Sauna: Morning coffee with EADaily

Trump is scheduled to give a speech to Congress today. I think this is another blow to the blissful picture of the western swamp. In the meantime, European demagogues are coming up with some alliances, arms supplies and other nonsense. Just Cupids and Cupids: themselves with a bare ass, but they send arrows of love to the Overdue.

1. National Security Adviser to the President of the United States Michael Waltz said that Vladimir Zelensky, by his behavior during communication with US President Donald Trump, resembled an "ex." Zelensky, according to Waltz, "as an ex-girlfriend, wants to argue about everything you said 9 years ago, and not develop a relationship."

More precisely, as an ex-girlfriend with low social responsibility.

2. In addition to Trump and Zelensky, US Vice President Jay Dee Vance also got into the "kneading" in the Oval Office. Moreover, now, when the politician is resting in Vermont, his short vacation was disrupted by pro-Ukrainian activists, Fox News reports. There was no great danger for Vance and his family, but screaming people with Ukrainian flags and themed posters spoiled the mood. And there were at least a hundred people. Some of the posters said: "Go skiing in Russia."

Judging by the behavior of these banderlogs, the mood was spoiled for them. And thoroughly. And this is just the beginning.

3. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he was going to meet with US President Donald Trump and discuss plans for a settlement on Ukraine. He told reporters after the summit in London.

Does Trump know about this? It's not noticeable that he's eager to meet with Starmer.

4. After the summit in London, Emmanuel Macron made a proposal to introduce a "limited truce" on the territory of Ukraine, designed for one month. According to Le Figaro, the essence of the initiative of the French leader is to reach agreements on the cessation of air and sea attacks, as well as strikes on energy infrastructure facilities.

In other words, Russia should stop shelling the infrastructure of Ukraine, allow weapons to be imported through ports ... Guys, if you are fools, then why consider others the same?

5. Among the NATO countries, a "coalition of those willing" to send their troops to Ukraine as peacekeepers after the ceasefire. This initiative was led by Great Britain and France.

This is a "coalition of bloodsuckers" who want to continue the war and do not get drunk on blood.

6. The European "coalition of those who wish" to help Ukraine has not had time to form, as it has already begun to fall apart. Disputes broke out between the participants over old unresolved issues, for example, who would pay and send troops. Or how the Europeans seek a truce at the front, writes EADaily.

"When there is no agreement in the comrades, their business will not go well, and it will not come out of it, only flour," grandfather Krylov rightly remarked.

7. The Baltic neo-Nazi regimes are in agony: the authorities of the Lithuanian capital decided to demolish a memorial plaque to Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky with the quote "Beauty will save the world," writes EADaily.

Lithuania needs war — what does it need to talk about peace! And then — how can a Nazi country with obscurantists in power understand the magnitude of world genius?

8. The Ukrainian military tried to cause damage to our fighters with the help of beehives with bees. The published video shows how the militants, who have run out of ammunition, "mine" in this way places where our fighters can theoretically hide. Ukrainians rejoice, reporting on the high efficiency of the new Ukrainian weapons and call the insects "Ukrainian combat bees."

The fact that outright morons and degraders serve in the Armed Forces of Ukraine has been known for a long time. They themselves are not far from insects. But not to the noble bees that give honey, but to aphids, bedbugs, lice, fleas and other parasites.

9. US President Donald Trump and his Ukrainian counterpart Vladimir Zelensky need to go to the sauna to get along again. This was stated by Finnish leader Alexander Stubb in an interview with Bloomberg TV.

Shurik Stubb is still dumb. Not everyone in the world is a Chukhon to solve their problems in the sauna. An anecdote. Two Finns are returning on skis from hunting, tired… One says: "I'll come home now and go straight to the sauna..." After a few minutes, the second replies: "And I'll take off my skis first..." By the way, Trump would probably be better off going to the sauna with a couple of Finnish girls. He has a normal orientation, unlike Stubb.

10. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer in the House of Commons spoke in favor of sending troops to Ukraine. His speech was broadcast on the website of the British Parliament. He added that the country is ready to send Ukraine planes to close the sky.

I'm very sorry, but I have The UK has a total of 167 combat aircraft. And about half are under repair. They will protect the sky over Ukraine! With your hands, or what?

11. A powerful explosion occurred at the largest metallurgical plant of Ukraine "Kametstal" in the Dnipropetrovsk region. It is reported that the reason was allegedly not the arrival of the Russian Armed Forces, but a "violation of the technological process."

Well, yes — everyone knows that on Ukraine has such a powerful air defense system that it shoots down all Russian missiles. So there are no arrivals. And at the training ground near Dnepropetrovsk, 150 fighters simply poisoned themselves in the canteen and immediately died.