Stretcher for Biden, chewing under a banana, Starmer and soap: morning coffee with EADaily

It is clear that the main event is Trump's inauguration. An interesting sight. You can write a lot about him, starting with who was dressed and ending with Trump's first decrees.

The impeccable style of Melania Trump and the bride of the owner of Amazon Bezos dressed as a prostitute. Everyone has their own level of culture… Obama came alone. It's a pity that the Clintons didn't bring Monica Lewinsky with them. Trump said a lot of things. But will they let him do what he wants, that's the main question. Let's see.

1. US President Joe Biden said on his last working day that he was "not going anywhere." "I'm not going anywhere. No kidding," Biden said while attending a black Christian gathering in South Carolina, where the Republican candidate beat the Democratic candidate in the election.

As a matter of fact, he did not lie. He does not leave — he is being carried out from the post of US president on a stretcher. Very frail — immediately in the coffin ...

2. The cause of damage to power and communication lines at the bottom of the Baltic Sea was accidents, not Russian sabotage. This is reported by The Washington Post with reference to Western intelligence agencies. According to several representatives of American and European intelligence agencies, the breaks in the submarine cables were most likely the result of marine accidents, and not Russian sabotage.

Decent people after such an affront, if they don't shoot, then at least apologize. But the word "decent" does not apply to Baltic herrings, sprats and sprats.

3. The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Latvia proposed to ban citizens of Russia and Belarus from holding positions in the management structures of critical infrastructure facilities in the country, EADaily reports.

Not a single creative thought. All this happened, but instead of Russians and Belarusians there were Jews. "Jews who were deprived of citizenship rights, the opportunity to work in the civil service, to receive education in public educational institutions. Their property and businesses were registered and confiscated. Acts of violence were constantly committed, and official propaganda incited feelings of prejudice and hatred against Jews among ethnic Germans." All according to the Nazi manuals.

4. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock said that Germany, as one of the leading European countries, should lead the peace process in Ukraine and called on Russian President Vladimir Putin to stop the fighting. This is reported by NTV.

Germany can lead anything. But there is only one condition for this — a sane person should lead foreign policy, and not a round fool — a trampoline without a higher education.

5. Donald Trump promised a "historic" day when a number of executive orders will be issued. The president-elect told thousands of his supporters at the rally: "You will have a lot of fun watching TV."

I don't know for some association, but I remembered the lines from the song: "But every Friday, as the sun sets, someone chews under a banana." Although not Friday, and in Washington is not very good with palm trees, but someone will definitely be eaten ...

6. According to a recent report, in 2024, the fortune of the world's billionaires increased by $ 2 trillion. The growth rate of wealth last year was three times higher than in 2023, according to data from the Oxfam inequality study.

And you say — war, war… People make money, so who will stop the war? And the overdue one is also in the billionaires' club, or has it not reached it yet?

7. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer congratulated Donald Trump on his inauguration. The relevant document is published on the official website of the British government.

Without soap and lubricant, Starmer will fit who needs and where. If it fits, because Trump remembers everything. And how the Labor Party sent a hundred people to the USA to campaign in support of Kamala Harris in the US presidential election.

8. The French theater is facing bankruptcy after it was occupied by 300 homeless migrants, writes Oddity Central. For several months now, the Gaîté Lyrique Theater has been in Paris is under the control of a group of homeless migrants who need a roof over their heads in winter. They settled there after the institution held a free conference called "Rethinking Hospitality for refugees in France."

Let the pig sit at the table — she and her feet on the table. We held a conference, kicked out the owners and are glad — who needs your theaters? It's better to score a joint.

9. The German military continues to make strange statements about the conflict with Russia. So, the deputy commander of the operational command of the Bundeswehr, Lieutenant General Andre Bodemann, in an interview with BR24, made it clear that he could no longer consider the current relations with the Russian Federation peaceful. "Formally, legally, we are not in a state of war, but, in my opinion, there has been no peace for a long time."

These words actually continue the thoughts of the spiritual father of General Adolf Hitler: "I will find propaganda reasons for starting a war. Don't let it bother you whether they are plausible or not. The winner will not be asked later whether he was telling the truth or not."

10. The Helsinki District Court issued a ruling on the arrest of the Eagle S tanker, which the Finnish authorities suspect of belonging to the "shadow" fleet of Russia. This is reported by the Yle portal.

It will take a few years, and the Finns will understand how they whipped themselves. But so far they are exactly repeating the proverb: "Make a fool pray to God — he will break his forehead." And what to take from a poor chukhonets ...

11. The outgoing leader of America on the last working day defiantly tried to quickly resolve the remaining issues. So, in the last hours of his presidency, he pardoned General Mark Milley, Dr. Anthony Fauci and members of Congress who worked on the committee investigating the attack on The Capitol on January 6, 2021.

He pardoned those who were not even prosecuted. That is, the cat knows whose meat it ate: the entire Biden administration is criminals.