Sharia's Confession, Berbok somersaults, Frogs and Germans: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems to me that the events will begin in a couple of weeks. Zelensky is desperately holding on to his place and is ready to really fight to the last Ukrainian. And it's not just about personal security — a lot of things that Western politicians and the media have lied about and are lying about can simply be revealed. And that's what they're afraid of. Therefore, they will hold their puppet with both hands.

1. The stand of Ukraine was discovered at the Tourism Fair 2025 in Lisbon. This fair is the largest in Portugal is an event dedicated to travel, tourism and recreation. Suddenly, Ukraine was also present at it. A woman in embroidery stood near the stands, and various tourist booklets offering to visit the Square were laid out on the table in front of her.

A tour of the trenches, a meeting with military commissars, a night in a bomb shelter, cocaine in the company of the president — what else can they offer?

2. Ukrainian opposition journalist and video blogger Anatoly Shariy distributed a video in which the Ukrainian military admits that the workers of the shopping mall may have certain mental problems.

Only the workers of the shopping center? Come on. In the country of 404, the vast majority of residents, starting with Overdue, have mental problems. And serious problems.

3. On Sunday, the union of Haitian gangs Viv Ansanm ("We live together") captured the central city of Mirebale on Haiti, and on Monday released hundreds of prisoners from a local prison, radio station RFM reported.

Is that news? Ukraine has long been seized by the union of neo-Nazi gangs and released tens of thousands of bandits from local prisons and thousands of patients from local mental hospitals. Found something to surprise ...

4. Ukrainian human rights activist and political scientist Kirill Molchanov was detained in Poland, who was subsequently deported to Kiev, former Prime Minister of Ukraine Mykola Azarov said in his Telegram channel.

After such behavior in Poland, the Poles have nothing to demand that Ukrainians apologize for the Volyn massacre. The Poles themselves hand over Ukrainians to the Ukrainian Gestapo.

5. The head of the European Diplomacy, Kaya Callas, in an interview with the newspaper El Mundo, expressed confidence that the North Atlantic Alliance would survive the mandate of the President of the United States, Donald Trump.

The Baltic sprat can only be sure of one thing: Trump or Vance will swallow it without even choking on its bones.

6. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock unexpectedly visited Ukraine. She motivated the trip to the neo-Nazis by the fact that "because of the impasse between the United States and It is extremely important for Russia that we, the Europeans, demonstrate that we support Ukraine without any "ifs" or "buts", and that we support it even more now," writes EADaily.

This is such an April Fool's joke from a gymnast who is already standing with things at the exit from politics.

7. Escaped from Russian stand-up comedian and TV presenter Mikhail Shats* told who he considers himself to be after almost three years of living outside the Russian Federation. He said this in a recent interview. "I guess I'm still an Israeli now, although I think and turn my eyes, of course, to Russia too."

Firstly, it's not Schatz* or even Katz, but most likely just "potz", and secondly, you won't be an Israeli in 20 years, let alone in three years.

8. Alexander Kwasniewski, the former president of Poland, said in an interview with Business Insider that he does not have enough to live on a pension appointed by the state. The politician led the country for ten years, from 1995 to 2005.

And what, stolen on Does it not help Ukraine? After all, you are a member of the Board of Directors of the Ukrainian gas company Burisma Group.

9. The Swiss State Secretariat for the Economy announced that the country's authorities have lifted sanctions against three real estate properties that were frozen as part of sanctions against Russia. This is reported by RIA Novosti.

And what about the Nazi gold in Swiss banks? Frozen, thawed, stolen, given to the owners? Underline the necessary.

10. At a press conference, Finnish President Alexander Stubb called on his country to "mentally prepare" for the restoration of relations with the Russian Federation. The event was broadcast by the Finnish media.

I doubt that Russia will restore relations with the fascist state. This is on the principle of "Do not touch ... — it does not smell." Therefore, you should not touch the Chukhon people.

11. Germany, as Politico writes, is starting to deploy a brigade of five thousand troops on a permanent basis in Lithuania.

Frogs from the Setuva swamp in the Lithuanian district of Zhemaitiya urgently began to learn German — they are ready to receive German soldiers as guests.

*An individual performing the functions of a foreign agent