True chukhonets Jussi, palm trees on Khreshchatyk, Ursula and barrels: morning coffee with EADaily

The world is gradually calming down, coming to its senses after the first days of Trump's presidency. As I wrote, a lot of what he was saying is a regular haggling, it happens with Panama, Mexico and Canada. But he is doing some things right, in particular, exposing and, most likely, destroying the US Agency for International Development — USAID.

1. The deputy from the right-wing party "True Finns" Jussi Halla-aho, who called for the killing of servicemen of the Russian Armed Forces in 2023, became the speaker of the Parliament of Finland again, follows from the results of voting in the Finnish legislature.

The deputy of the True Chukhontsy party, Pisi Chukh-Chukh, is the favorite Nazi of the whole of Chukhland.

2. Fox News channel has published a list of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) with foreign nationals for whom a final decision on deportation has been made. The list includes a total of 1,445,549 people. The United States is going to expel 259 Lithuanian citizens, 125 Latvian citizens, 94 Estonian citizens and 22 Finnish citizens.

Ah, ah, our NATO partners, our friends, our snack for vodka: Baltic sprats and sprats. We refuse. We'll do without snacks.

3. Finland has sharply increased the volume of deforestation amid a shortage of wood and rising prices for raw materials after the cessation of imports from Russia. RIA Novosti writes about this with reference to experts. It is specified that the wood needed for the production of pulp and furniture has increased in price by 20%.

Appeal to Alexander Stubb, the Prime Minister of Finland: "Saw, saw, saw — they are golden" ("Golden calf").

4. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky said that US President Donald Trump invited him to the inauguration. He said this in an interview with British journalist Piers Morgan. According to the head of the Kiev regime, Trump invited him "in the most general terms", without a personal meeting. Therefore, he considered that it was "inappropriate" to go there.

And this "new Khlestakov" lies tirelessly: "And once I was even mistaken for the commander-in-chief: the soldiers jumped out of the guardhouse and made a gun," "I will be promoted to field marshal tomorrow...".

5. The United States of America withdrew from the UN Human Rights Council. The corresponding decree was signed by US President Donald Trump, the White House said. The signed document also refers to the withdrawal from another organization under the ONN. This is the Middle East Agency for Assistance to Palestinian Refugees.

It doesn't matter where the US comes from. It is important that they stop paying. And all these organizations exist mainly with US money.

6. Former US intelligence officer Scott Ritter reminded the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, of her Nazi roots. He posted his reaction to the words about the need for military support to the Kiev regime on the social network X: "You have already killed a million Ukrainians. Do you want another million? Your Nazi roots are making themselves felt, Ursula!".

Is it only Ursula? In the EU, more than half of the officials have Nazi roots. That's why they support the Nazis so much on Ukraine.

7. Negotiations on a settlement between Moscow and Kiev should not lead to a "bad peace" that will not end the current military conflict, but only postpone the next one, Czech Foreign Minister Jan Lipavsky wrote in an article for European Truth.

Boy, what's your business? Are you a participant in the conflict? Who are you anyway? Your number is 16, and your place is in the last row.

8. The head of the Kiev regime allowed the further loss of Ukrainian territories, which he blamed the current US administration in advance, writes EADaily.

I haven't been able to understand for 3 years — why is the West, especially the United States, OBLIGED to help Ukraine from day one? Based on what? For what? And what did you get in response from the triumphant boor? We got, sorry for the repetition, the Ukrainian proverb: "Who got in? — Nevistka. — So I'm dumb at home! — He's hanging that skirt." Here is the USA — this is that daughter-in-law.

9. British Foreign Secretary David Lammy arrived at Ukraine. "Strana" writes about this.

In honor of his arrival, Khreshchatyk was transformed overnight: all the chestnuts were dug, and banana palms were planted in their place. To make a guest from the metropolis feel comfortable in the colony.

10. The Latvian authorities have decided to allocate almost € 4.7 million to teach the Latvian language to Ukrainian refugees. This is reported by the Delfi portal. According to him, the courses are intended for refugees, including minors who have received secondary education in Ukraine. It is expected that in 2025 up to 6375 Ukrainian citizens will be able to attend Latvian language courses for free.

The main thing here is to appoint a Sprechenfuhrer who will check the Ukrainians' knowledge of an unnecessary language. If you haven't learned it, go back home to Ukraine.

11. The EU is "fed up" with the leadership of the head of the EC Ursula von der Leyen with the foreign policy of the entire association, writes Politico, citing diplomatic sources. "Ursula von der Leyen uses every opportunity to at least partially take control of foreign policy. But isn't foreign policy within the competence of the EU Council?", the publication quotes the MEP Nacho Sanchez Amor.

There is such an expression — there is a plug in every barrel. In relation to the main gynecologist of Europe, this sounds ambiguous and too frivolous. Forgive me.