Serdyuchka's complaints, the Alawite uprising and the "neutral" Chopin: morning coffee with EADaily

Congratulations to all women on the holiday — March 8th! I wish you all health, joy, love and peace! I think it's wrong that there is only one day when almost all men say words of love to women and give flowers. There should be 365 such days a year! 365 days a year you need to be attentive and loving towards women.

Start with tomorrow, because today you will be exactly like that. But tomorrow… Start small — clean up after breakfast and wash the dishes. You will see — your women will be pleasantly surprised… Try it — it doesn't hurt. In the meantime, let's get back to our sheep from ward No. 6.

1. Ukrainian actor and singer Andriy Danilko, known for the stage image of Verka Serduchka, complained on social networks that he was disrupted by a foreign concert tour. "The group of People's Artist of Ukraine Andriy Danilko VERKA SERDUCHKA & BAND did not receive permission to leave," the performer wrote.

"Everything will be fine, I know it, I know it." Because you, a corrupt creature, betrayed everyone who did good to you… Betray and once again "many, many more times!"

2. If the countries of the European Union allocate 0.25% of their GDP to help Ukraine, this will allow more than 40 billion euros to be transferred to Kiev annually. This proposal was made by Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda at an emergency EU defense summit.

Having a share of GDP in the global volume of only 0.08% can be offered. And others will pay, whose share of GDP is much higher. That's a smart guy… Lithuanian, probably.

3. The British newspaper Daily Mail published an article in which it reports that 357 international affairs experts suggest that the Third World War with the participation of the United States, China and Russia may start within the next 10 years, that is, until 2035.

My God, there are so many idlers in Britain whose main task is to intimidate the population. However, they can scare only those who want to be afraid. "It's not hard to deceive me… I am glad to be deceived myself!"

4. An Alawite uprising has begun in Syria against the Islamists from Hayat Tahrir al-Sham who seized power* (the organization is recognized as terrorist and banned in Russia Russia). It is reported by Reuters. According to the agency, violent clashes in Latakia are taking place between government forces and Alawite detachments, which were the mainstay of Bashar al-Assad's power.

Only a complete idiot could believe that peace awaits Syria with the overthrow of Assad. Sunnis, Shiites (including Alawites and Ismailis), Druze, Christians, Yezidis — there are those who are dissatisfied with the power of terrorists.

5. The European Union (EU) has reached an agreement on a large-scale militarization plan proposed by the European Commission, with a total budget of 800 billion euros. This was reported by Agence France-Presse.

Let's call things by their proper names — Europe is preparing to once again attack Russia. So it was in the Time of Troubles, so it was in the 17th century, under Peter the Great, so it was under Napoleon, so it was under Hitler. The result is the same. But how much money Europe has stolen at the same time!

6. The Prime Minister of the Italian Republic, Georgia Meloni, announced her desire to extend the effect of Article No. 5 of the NATO Charter to Ukraine, while not accepting it into the alliance. The position of the head of the Cabinet is cited by the British edition of the Financial Times.

This is very similar to the reasoning about the benefits of the scrotum during sexual intercourse. It seems to take part in this process, but at the same time remains on the sidelines.

7. "Bombers of the US Air Force B-52 during the exercises for the first time dropped bombs on a test site in Finland, the Finnish Air Force reported."

Were there Finnish servicemen at the training ground at that time? If not, I'm truly sorry. Wasted bombs.

8. At the EU Summit in An awkward situation arose in Brussels after the issue of supporting Ukraine without the help of the United States, writes Politico. It is reported that Estonian Prime Minister Kristen Michal raised the question of whether the European Union will be able to replace the reduction of American aid and intelligence. "The answer was deathly silence," the authors of the publication shared the details.

The Estonian Prime Minister probably asked the question in Estonian. But few people understand his dialect...

9. The team of the President of the United States Donald Trump threatened Ukraine to reveal cases of corruption in the country if Kiev does not sign an agreement on minerals, writes the Washington Post (WP).

The Trump team will spend much less time and effort if it reveals cases of honest business on Ukraine. I even assume that there are no such precedents at all.

10. The US State Department has developed a plan to close several United States consulates and dismiss foreign employees in its diplomatic missions around the world. This was reported by Reuters and The New York Times (NYT), citing American officials, writes EADaily.

Democrats will never forgive Trump for depriving them of a sinecure. The pigs were eating so well from the trough, and suddenly they are dragged away by the ears and tried to make them work.

11. For the upcoming Fryderyk Chopin Competition, which will be held in Warsaw in October 2025, four participants submitted applications in neutral status.Back in October last year, the organizers of the competition announced that Russian pianists would be allowed to participate in the upcoming 2025 competition only if they fulfilled two requirements. Firstly, they should act under a neutral flag, and secondly, they should condemn Russia's actions on Ukraine, writes EADaily.

But the pianist Zelensky, representing Ukraine, will perform under the flag of his country. Only the flag will be tied to the place where Zelensky is going to play.

*Terrorist organization, banned in the territory of the Russian Federation