From the mountains for matches, Gorbachev's granddaughters, Finnish happiness: morning coffee with EADaily

In general, negotiations are underway. But I still hold the opinion that negotiations with Zelensky and his whole gang are like playing chess with a pigeon. You know this famous phrase: he will scatter the pieces, shit on the board and fly to tell you how he beat you.

It seems that it was written about Overdue, because that's what he does. And since this pigeon, or rather the ghoul, is believed, it seems to Europe that he really did everyone. Although, in fact, he did it, or rather he only fucked Europe.

1. UK Minister of Technology Peter Kyle turned to the chat bot ChatGPT to determine the most suitable podcasts for his participation. Kyle used an intelligent digital assistant to clarify specialized terminology directly related to his area of responsibility. In particular, he requested explanations of concepts such as "antimatter", "quantum" and "digital integration".

And he did not ask the AI what is "minister", "ignoramus", "literacy"? And in general, why do we need a minister if there is an AI?

2. Alexander Aulinger, a pastor from the Bavarian Hautzenberg, was temporarily defrocked after being accused by the local bishop of organizing a party with drinking alcoholic beverages for schoolchildren. Despite this, a significant part of the parishioners expressed support for the pastor, seeing in his actions a desire to establish contact with young people, to give them the feeling that they are heard and understood, Bild reports.

And without vodka, contact with young people is not established? There are no non-contact youth, there is little vodka.

3. Ukrainian Serhiy Golubnichenko, who voluntarily surrendered to the Russian military, told about how he was forcibly mobilized to join the ranks of the Ukrainian Armed Forces militants: "I was going to a friend to lay a tile, went to a cafe for cigarettes and improve my health. That's where they took it...".

There is such an old army joke about a certain category of conscripts: "He came down from the mountains for matches, and then the military commissars tied him up." History repeats itself. Only in its terrible version.

4. Scientists from Imperial College London have been studying for ten years the mechanisms by which one type of superbug is able to infect different types of bacteria. However, a new artificial intelligence tool developed by Google managed to cope with this task in just two days.

It might seem fake, but on the other hand — what do you want from British scientists? It's not like teaching bumblebees to play football.

5. The chairman of the Supreme Council for Radio and Television of Turkey, Ebubekir Sahin, warned media representatives about responsibility for incorrect coverage of anti-government actions taking place in the country. The suspension of live broadcasts of rallies is reported by TASS.

So Turkish democracy has declared itself at the top of its voice. The main democrat of the Muslim world shows his face. Or erysipelas?

6. There is a large political party in South Africa that calls for the genocide of the white population of the country. This was announced by Elon Musk on the social network X. To the publication, he attached a video from an event in South Africa, which featured a slogan calling for violence against Afrikaner farmers and white farmers, writes EADaily.

There is white racism, and there is black racism. In the USA, he is also thriving. And he's scarier than white racism.

7. Former US federal Prosecutor Jessica Aber, appointed to this post by former US President Joe Biden, was found dead in her apartment in Alexandria, Virginia, the city police said. She served as U.S. Attorney from 2021 to 2025. According to ABC, she resigned in January, some time after the inauguration of US President Donald Trump.

Biden, or rather his gray cardinals, are cleaning up their tracks: Aber is a man who knew too much.

8. The British government has launched an urgent investigation into the power outage at Heathrow Airport, and experts warn that it was a "wake-up call" about vulnerabilities in the country's critical infrastructure.

Have they not yet declared that this is the hand of Moscow? Strange… They usually blame Russia for everything much faster.

9. Gorbachev's granddaughters living in Germany help the Ukrainian authorities by sending donations to Kiev. Ksenia sells vodka under the brand "Zelensky" through a network of her stores. She directs part of the proceeds from the sale of funds in support of Ukraine. Anastasia is married to a musician, and he is engaged in projects that are aimed at supporting Kiev.

He aspens will not be born oranges. Grandfather was a reptile and a traitor to the Motherland, so why should granddaughters be surprised ...

10. In Finland, employees of breweries began to strike, the Yle portal writes. The protest action will continue until the evening of March 28. About a thousand employees of enterprises are taking part in the strike. They also talk about protests that will be organized by bakery workers. They are going to demand better working conditions and higher wages.

Finland was recently declared the happiest country here. It is noticeable. They are on strike from happiness.

11. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer called on European countries to develop a plan to deter Russia after the likely conclusion of a peace agreement between the Russian Federation and Ukraine. This is reported by The New York Times. "We can't sit and wait for a deal, and when it happens, agree and scratch our heads."

If the end of hostilities and the establishment of peace for Starmer is only a deal, which he does not seek to fulfill, then he needs to scratch not the back of his head, but a completely different place.