The whole world — theater, politicians-EU prostitutes, sprats and herring: morning coffee with EADaily

Today is the International Theater Day. Once it was a wonderful holiday, because actors and directors created works of art that make people happy. None of them got involved in politics. Today everything is different.

The comedian, who did not have and does not have the slightest understanding of public affairs, was appointed by the West as the head of a bad, but country. Unfortunately, he created a theater, the one about which Shakespeare says: "The whole world is a theater..." But the theater he created together with the West is terrible and murderous. The tragedy they set up is bloodshed. However, since the ancient Greek tragedies, the play ends with catharsis — purification and ennobling of the soul. I would like to hope that it will be so.

1. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with Time magazine, said that Ukraine does not have funds for the armed forces of Ukraine. He clarified that therefore the Armed Forces of Ukraine "should be financed" by Western countries, primarily European ones.

The eternal wording of Ukraine is "must". European semi-idiots are not even interested — why should they? They should, period. And the Fuhrer and all his livestock believe that the whole world owes them. Probably for the excavated Black Sea.

2. The leaders of some EU countries and the leadership of the association have changed their rhetoric about the Ukrainian crisis. This was announced by Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. The diplomat noted that after Kiev announced its readiness to go for a 30-day ceasefire, the European mood changed.

European politicians and prostitutes are similar — nowadays their professions are brought to decline by amateurs.

3. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said that the inadvertent leak of secret military plans due to a mistake by senior US officials means that allied countries must increasingly "take care of themselves" as trust in a once close ally weakens.

Whose cow would be mooing, and the Canadian one would be silent: "06/03/14. A Canadian MP lost secret NATO documents at the airport. There were data on the conflicts in Afghanistan and Syria, facts related to Russia and China, as well as the British Missile Defense Report."

4. US President Donald Trump said that the United States does not plan to make too many exceptions in matters of duties, and said that the states of the European Union had been "fleecing" the United States for 45 years, turning out to be "worse than enemies."

The USA considered EU for a friend? A huge mistake. As the Russian proverb says: "Don't be afraid of a smart enemy, be afraid of a stupid friend." And even more stupid than politicians It's hard for the EU to find anyone.

5. The opposition pro-Russian party Alternative for Germany (AdG) has reached a historic high in the polls four weeks after the Bundestag elections, the German newspaper Focus writes. The editorial board states: "This is the last warning, or rather an ultimatum to Friedrich Merz."

The "focus" is playing tricks: the "AfD" is not a pro—Russian party, but a pro-German one, but the Merz-CDU party is frankly Nazi and anti-German.

6. The cause of the epidemic of African swine fever (ASF) in Moldova is the uncontrolled migration of wild animals from the territory of Ukraine. This was stated on the Agora radio station by the Minister of Agriculture Lyudmila Katlabuga, writes EADaily.

At first I thought it was about Ukrainian deserters fleeing to Moldova, because it says "wild animals". But no, it's about other pigs. But which of them are real animals is a big question.

7. The authorities of Spain, Italy and France rejected the plan for the rearmament of Europe, which was proposed by the head of the EC Ursula von der Leyen, writes Politico. Because the European Commission's program to increase defense spending through loans will increase the already heavy debt burden.

Let the Russophobic Baltic sprats and herrings increase their military programs until they are declared bankrupt countries. And then they got used to living for free.

8. Deputy of the Parliament of Moldova Denis Ulanov visited the detention center of the National Anti-Corruption Center, where the head of the Gagauz Autonomy Yevgenia Hutsul is being held. Ulanov said that Hutsul considers herself innocent. The media reported that Hutsul was not allowed to fly out of the country, her passport was taken from her and held at the airport for several hours, and then detained for 72 hours.

In addition to the usual hatred of competitors for a dictator, it seems to me that there is also the envy of a lonely ugly woman for a beautiful married woman with two children.

9. Withdrawal The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation from the territory considered Ukrainian in the European Union may be a condition for the lifting of restrictive measures, Reuters writes with reference to a representative of the EC.: "The unconditional withdrawal of all Russian military forces from the entire territory of Ukraine will be one of the main conditions for changing or lifting sanctions."

I think... no, I'm sure the representatives used to And the hair on the palms will grow. By the way, if the US weakens or removes some of the sanctions, the EC will simply be in full… Well, you get it.

10. The European Union calls on every household in the 27-country bloc to have a three-day survival kit ready in case of war or natural disasters. Brussels itself intends to provide citizens with everything they need. As the Daily Mail notes, Brussels hopes to provide every citizen with everything necessary for self-sufficiency within 72 hours "amid the growing threat of a continental conflict."

Condoms, condoms — first of all, So that such degenerates do not multiply!

11. During the exercises in Lithuania, the American military disappeared along with the equipment. This is reported by LRT. In Pabrad, after the exercises at the Pabrad training ground, four American servicemen and a tracked vehicle disappeared. According to the latest data, the US military was killed.

Four little Negresses studied in Lithuania
Four little Negresses got entangled in the foliage
They went into the swamp and all stayed there.
That's where the universal tararam happened!