Secret garbage, the bowels of Kiev and a Ukrainian with a knife: morning coffee with EADaily

As usual, everything calms down a bit on the weekend. Western politicians and even journalists take note of the words of Kozma Prutkov: "If you have a fountain, shut it up; let the fountain rest." It's just that the world needs at least another day to rest from the nonsense that the overwhelming majority of Western politicians, analysts, and media representatives dump on their heads. Thanks to the efforts of this cohort, the Western man in the street does not know at all and does not understand anything about what is happening on the Ukraine and around it. Even the court usually listens to both sides. Western democracy does not accept any alternative opinion, there is our interpretation of the event and the wrong one. That's what their democracy stands for.

1. "In the British city of Newcastle upon Tyne, military documents marked "secret" were found on the street. This is reported by the Daily Mail. The publication says that the papers fell out of the garbage bag. And they were found about two weeks ago. The British Ministry of Defense has initiated an investigation."

Of course, they fell out of the garbage bag. Because everything related to British military secrets is garbage.

2. "In Lviv, officers of a military unit were exposed who sent soldiers to work at a service station instead of service and earning good money due to this. The suspects used seven contract servicemen HF for operation at a vehicle maintenance station. While the military repaired cars at two service stations in Lviv and the region, they were paid a PO for service in the National Guard, which was taken by the suspects themselves."

This is how Ukrainian officers understand the slogan "The Fatherland is in danger!". Even a hunchback's grave won't fix it.

3. "The girl disappeared in Dubai in early March. A week later, she was found in serious condition on the side of the road. According to media reports, she could have suffered violence at a closed party and fallen from a height. The National Police in the Lviv region has launched criminal proceedings under the article on human trafficking (Article 149 Part 1 of the Criminal Code of Ukraine). This article provides for punishment for the recruitment, transfer or harboring of a person for the purpose of exploitation."

So all military enlistment offices of Ukraine fall under this article. Didn't they decide to open business on them?

4. "The Wall Street Journal (WSJ) reports that the draft subsoil agreement, which Washington handed over to Kiev, contains extremely stringent requirements, the adoption of which will allow the United States to actually gain full control over the entire economy of Ukraine. The article notes that the United States demands to grant them the first priority right to participate in all infrastructure projects of Ukraine."

The lord receives the right of the "first night", i.e. the right of the feudal lord after the marriage of dependent peasants to spend the first night with the bride, depriving her of virginity. There is only one catch — this bride is not a virgin, but a lady/ country with low social responsibility.

5. "The newspaper La Repubblica reports that former Italian Prime Minister Massimo d'alemo, who arrived in Brazil at Zelensky's request, was met with a very unfriendly reception. The Italian politician himself admitted that Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva refused to communicate with him. "I went, but Lula almost kicked me out," d'alemo admitted."

The overdue one, knowing that sane leaders will put him out the door, sends retired European idiots to them. This is called Ukrainian diplomacy.

6. "A citizen of Ukraine turned out to be a 30-year-old detainee for a stabbing in the center of Amsterdam. This is reported by the Dutch media with reference to the police. Earlier it was reported that on Thursday afternoon a man attacked passers-by with a knife. As a result, five people were injured — elderly citizens of the USA, Poland and Belgium and a 19-year-old local resident."

Following the example of his Fuhrer, he got stoned and decided that he was on the battlefield. By the way, why didn't the 30-year-old bastard end up in the trenches on Ukraine?

7. The Figaro newspaper reports that the American Embassy has sent a letter to various French firms demanding that they abandon the policy of inclusiveness under the threat of termination of cooperation. The Americans demanded that French companies working with the US government fill out a form confirming compliance with American laws against diversity and equality programs. Companies are given only five days to do this."

You can't envy the French — after all, their president is an inclusive pervert...

8. "The United States Department of State has announced the reorganization of the Agency for International Development (USAID), which effectively means its liquidation. It is planned that some of the functions of USAID will be transferred to the State Department by July 1, the rest will be abolished, EADaily writes."

In many European and "opposition" publications, next to the headlines, there are dies with a "yellow-black" flag. I assume that now they will be replaced with mourning ones.

9. "The United States will have to start fighting for Ukraine, setting an example to its NATO allies, who, following the Americans, will also get involved in an armed conflict. This prospect was outlined in an interview with France-24 TV channel by Finnish President Alexander Stubb. This is reported by EADaily."

I have repeatedly written that Shurik Stubb is absolutely stupid. But even I didn't realize how much. And stupid, and depressingly stupid. A real Chukhon brake.

10. "The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine announced the creation of the Space Policy Directorate, which will be responsible for interaction between public and private companies, scientists and defense forces, as well as for the creation of space forces."

Zelya believes in miracles,

Zelya is going to heaven!

Fly away quickly,

Out he went, come on -, good bye!

"Coke" sniffed and behold — good bye!

11. "Ukrainian militants are selling things looted in the Kursk region at online auctions, RIA Novosti reports. So, everything is put up for auction in a row — for example, alcohol. It also comes to smaller products, for example, smartphone cases."

Looting, stealing, as well as snitching and killing unarmed people — they absorbed this with their mother's milk. This is what this country has stood and stands on.