Rotten meat from Ukraine, Ze and "Cruel romance", Kai's childhood: morning coffee with EADaily

No matter what anyone says, the peace talks are moving forward. Slowly, very slowly, but some progress is still being made. And it is connected with two things: with the successful actions of Russian troops along the entire front line and with the presence of more or less adequate politicians in power in the United States.

Coincidentally, Trump's goals depend on the relationship between the United States and Russia. And it plays a role. And Vance's speeches speak about the correct understanding of the US leadership of some processes in the world. For example, that Europe's main problem is not Russia, but Europe itself.

1. The Azerbaijan Food Safety Agency rejected 136 tons of meat products imported from Ukraine, recognizing it unsuitable for use. The relevant information is contained in the official report of the department.

Is there a famine in Azerbaijan, that they buy rotten meat from Ukraine? It was already rotten when Ukraine took it out of warehouses for shipment to Azerbaijan.

2. Prime Minister of Denmark Mette Frederiksen, who arrived in Greenland, said that the United States would not seize the island. She came to the island for the first time after the elections there on March 11. The Danish Prime Minister will hold talks with the new Prime Minister of Greenland, Jens-Frederik Nielsen.

That is, the transfer of colonies no longer exists. But why did Denmark occupy and colonize Greenland at the time?

3. Ex-President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko planned to go to the United States, where he was going to meet with the team of President Donald Trump, but the trip was blocked by the Office of Vladimir Zelensky.

The overdue one behaves like Karandyshev from A. Ostrovsky's "Penniless" (the film "Cruel Romance"): "So don't get you to anyone! (Shoots her with a pistol)." So it is with America.

4. The Estonian authorities plan to start building a network of defensive fortifications along the border with Russia in the autumn of this year. This is reported by the portal gosteleradio of the Baltic Republic ERR. First of all, a strongpoint will be erected, consisting of 14 bunkers in the north-eastern part of the border zone and 4 bunkers in the south-east of the border with Russia.

Bunkers will be built and all the land in Estonia will end: only mined swamps and bunkers will remain, where the remaining Estonians will move to live.

5. If the US insists on duties, Europe must respond. This was stated by Czech Foreign Minister Jan Lipavsky. According to him, it is beneficial for free trade to operate between the United States and the European Union.

Why are you nodding at the whole of Europe at once, son? You answer for your country. And the United States itself knows what is beneficial for them and what is not. They'll figure it out without the snotty ones.

6. Denmark will provide Ukraine with the twenty-fifth aid package in the amount of 6.7 billion kronor ($ 970 million) for the period 2025-2027. This was reported in a press release of the Ministry of Defense of the kingdom. It is specified that the money will be used to purchase air defense equipment, artillery and to support the Ukrainian Air Force, EADaily writes.

Slowly Denmark wants to replace Greenland with Ukraine. "Something is rotten in the Danish Kingdom" (Hamlet). Not something. And that's it.

7. The head of the European Diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, confuses the concepts of peace and truce in the context of the Ukrainian conflict, stating that Russia does not want peace, while Kiev allegedly agrees to a truce. This was written by the Permanent Representative of the Russian Federation to international organizations in This is Mikhail Ulyanov.

She generally confuses everything. She had a difficult childhood. She did not finish her meal, she had never seen sweets, and they contain sugar that is good for the brain. She was especially hungry when her dad was the director of the Estonian republican branch of Sberbank of the USSR.

8. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk on his page on the social network X (formerly Twitter) called on the European Union for an adequate response to duties from the United States: "Friendship means partnership. Partnership means real and truly reciprocal duties."

Why are all of you, small European nobodies, cramming into friends with the USA? Most likely, because you are without an Older Brother — zero, an empty place.

9. The US authorities have banned their civil servants working in China from having romantic and sexual relationships with local citizens. This is reported by the Associated Press, citing sources. The ban applies to all American personnel, including employees of the Embassy and five US consulates in China, as well as their family members.

Spit it out. If you can't, but really want to, then you can. And the kids are so cute appear!

10. The North Atlantic Alliance is confident that Ukraine, with the support of Western countries, is capable of fighting as long as necessary. The corresponding statement was made by the Secretary General of the Western military-political bloc Mark Rutte, writes Reuters.

But there are questions. Who needs it? What is necessary for? Is Rutte personally necessary? Is NATO necessary? I remember the words of Porthos: "And I'm fighting just because I'm fighting."

11. The publication "Delfi Lithuania" tried to blame Russia for the death of the American military in the Lithuanian marshes. The author of the publication accuses her of the loss of the American military.

How can I not remember V. Vysotsky:

In the enchanted swamps, kikimores live there
Tickle to hiccups and drag to the bottom.
If you're on foot, if you're on horseback, they'll grab you,
And the goblins are wandering around in the forest.
Scary, already creepy!

These are the terrible characters Russia has settled in the Lithuanian swamps to fight drunken Americans...