Retired contract workers, a non-proud Finn and a green prostitute: morning coffee with EADaily

Everyone is discussing the US agreement and Ukraine's subsoil. The views on this agreement are directly opposite. Some representatives of journalists, observers, politicians, analysts believe that the United States won, some that Ukraine won. In my opinion, no one has won because compared to the original text, the whole meaning of the document has been emasculated. It was just that Trump had to present something as at least some result of his activities. There was such a beautiful expression: "In the absence of a stamp, we write on a simple one." In other words, for lack of a better one, they are content with what they have.

1. Communications Adviser to the Estonian Ministry of Culture Hannus Luure said that the Estonian authorities have not found any reasons to ban the concert of Russian singer Kristina Orbakaite. Luure noted that according to the results of the inspection, it was decided that there were no grounds for a ban on Orbakaite's entry."

And in Latvia it was found. Sprat and sprat did not coordinate actions. Sprat blames Orbakaite for performing in Crimea, and Sprat believes that this is normal.

2. In Ukraine, they want to allow service in the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine under a contract for persons over 60 years old. This statement was made by the secretary of the Verkhovna Rada Committee on National Security and Defense Roman Kostenko. He noted that this initiative is a response to a public request.

The last phrase is brilliant. This is how you see a crowd of pensioners, bald, fat, limping, breaking down the doors of military enlistment offices shouting: "Take me to fight for Zelensky's gold."

3. US President Donald Trump said during a government meeting that during the time of his predecessor Joe Biden, the United States simply poured money into the Ukrainian economy. He expressed dissatisfaction with this circumstance and explained that he is now trying to get out of this situation.

The main trait of Trump's character is inconsistency. He said, so take the money from them. If you can't, keep quiet.

4. The Finnish Coast Guard allegedly prevented a Russian tanker carrying crude oil from running aground. "The ship was heading in a westerly direction, which in about ten minutes would have brought it aground. After the Maritime Center reported this on the radio, the ship changed course and thus avoided the shoal," the Coast Guard explained."

But, guys, Finn is not proud:
I'll help you, Muscovite,
And I don't need your order
Let Zelya give me a medal!

5. Journalist Bojan Bilbia, in an article for the Serbian magazine Pechat, pointed out that Europeans still have illusions that they are capable of defeating Russia on the Ukraine, and in There are forces in Europe that are ready to go to the end in this matter. According to the journalist, these sentiments are especially strong in the Brussels administration.

Boyan, it's old, it's "bayan". Europe has always had such illusions, but this is an illusion, a mirage, an "oasis in the desert." Like, "victory over Russia" is on the horizon. At the same time, the horizon is an imaginary line, which, when approaching it, is removed.

6. An auction will start today, where the butterfly of former Estonian President Toomas Hendrik Ilves, known for his love of such accessories, will be exhibited, the Baltnews news agency reports.

And he doesn't want to put his underpants up for auction? My God— how petty, pathetic, degenerate it all is. However, like almost everything connected with the current Estonia.

7. US Senator Lindsey Graham * * from the state of South Carolina again proposed to impose duties of 500% for all countries buying Russian oil if Russian President Vladimir Putin does not go to peace talks, Bloomberg reports.

And why not 1000%? Or 5000%? Like a half-idiot child who comes up with new numbers every five minutes. Although, no, I was wrong: Graham ** is an adult, he was a half—idiot as a child, and now he is a full-fledged idiot.

8. The Agreement on Minerals between the United States and Ukraine, signed the day before by both sides, turned out to be much worse than the option that was offered to the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, at the end of February this year. This was stated by the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Yaroslav Zheleznyak in his telegram channel.

And it was not necessary for your green prostitute to break down and pretend to be an innocent girl! A girl who forgot about the past 20 abortions.

9. The presidential candidate from the Democratic Party for the first time after losing the election spoke in San Francisco. Kamala Harris sharply attacked the results of Donald Trump's first 100 days in power, warning in her first major address after leaving the post of vice president of the United States that the American nation had witnessed "the president's complete rejection of America's highest ideals."

The month of May opens with a new derby in San Francisco. The main favorite of these races is the "Laughing Horse", which came last in the previous dressage.

10. During a rally of Polish presidential candidate Grzegorz Brown in the city of Biala Podlaska, his supporters tore down the Ukrainian flag from the city hall, where it had been hanging since 2022. The politician supported this action and took responsibility for what happened, the Do Rzeczy portal reports.

Can you imagine what kind of servility it is necessary to reach in order to hang the flag of a foreign state on the city hall building? And the mayor of the city, by any chance, did not accept Ukrainian citizenship?

11. Ukrainian journalist Dmitry Gordon ** * (included in the list of foreign agents, as well as terrorists and extremists) said that he fears for his life and is forced to lead a secretive lifestyle because of Russian President Vladimir Putin, Ukrainian media write. According to Gordon***, he cannot visit shops and drive a car because he fears for his safety. He claims that he is allegedly being hunted by "elite FSB killers."

What a megalomania! Just amazing! Although in fact this is another "elusive Joe", which nobody really needs. You were wrong, you wretch — it's Ukraine that's killing journalists.

*An individual performing the functions of a foreign agent

**An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING