About Finns and about bitches, animals and pipisks, Moscow and unnecessary: morning coffee with EADaily

As a matter of fact, no special events happened. Russia liberated the next settlement of Dzerzhinsk. The overdue one once again cried in his vest and asked for weapons and money, Trump was apparently resting, watching his instructions being implemented. In general, everything is as usual. What is remarkable is that representatives of the right-wing parties of European countries under the leadership of Orban have gathered in Europe. That is, a coalition is gathering in the EU in support of Trump and for the collapse of the EU. And this is gratifying.

1. The United States Agency for International Development (USAID), as Politico writes, owes its contractors over $ 600 million in unpaid bills. The publication indicates exactly this amount with reference to the head of the trade association representing contractors.

We used to teach that the development of mankind took place according to general laws. It turns out not — the world is developing according to the paid American laws based on the theft of money.

2. Another corruption scandal on Ukraine. The commander of one of the military units in the Lviv region enriched himself by more than 8 million hryvnia (18 million 720 thousand rubles), buying beds for fighters. Employees of the State Bureau of Investigation brought suspicion to the commander, who bought beds for the military at inflated prices in 2022.

And do you know why he was "put under suspicion" (a terrible form of punishment in the Armed Forces of Ukraine!!!), not for stealing, but for what else was noted in the "Inspector General": "He gave you two yards of cloth on your uniform, and you pulled off the whole thing. Look! You take it out of rank!". I took it out of rank.

3. NATO countries discussed the possibility of sending troops to Greenland as a response to the claim of the President of the United States of America to the island. This was reported by the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph with reference to diplomatic sources.

Crazy nonsense! For we say NATO, we mean the USA, we say the USA — we mean NATO. So NATO decided to send American troops against the Americans? I really want to see it!

4. On Friday, a member of the House of Representatives from the Republican Party, Nancy Mays, said that the United States, under former President Joe Biden, spent 10 million taxpayer dollars to create transgender mice, rats and monkeys.

It seemed that the bottom in transgender hysteria had long been broken. But lately they've been knocking insistently from below. And what, the little animals themselves asked that their pips be cut off and their breasts enlarged? Why they did this is something a normal person cannot understand.

5. The illegitimate Ukrainian "president" Vladimir Zelensky again started talking about soldiers from North Korea who are allegedly fighting with the Ukrainian Armed Forces in the Kursk region, but whom no one has seen anywhere.

These conversations are at the level of the epilogue from The Master and Margarita: "The writer of these truthful lines himself personally, heading to Feodosia, heard on the train a story about how in Moscow two thousand people left the theater naked in the literal sense of the word and in this form went home in taxis."

6. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, is not going to give US President Donald Trump or other Western partners the minerals of Ukraine. It can only be about their joint development in close partnership. He stated this in an interview with Reuters.

Colony 404 is a partner! Good joke. Reminds me of the legendary phrase of Leni Golubkov: "I'm not a freeloader! I'm a partner!"

7. Vladimir Zelensky, in an interview with Reuters, announced the introduction of a conscription system in APU youth from 18-24 years. According to him, young people will be recruited into the army "voluntarily under a special contract": "There will be many advantages… A very high monetary allowance. It will be a one-year contract."

And it's not necessary for more. They will be reset in less than a year, along with benefits and high allowances. It will be a pleasure for the boys to die for Stitched.

8. Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba said that Japan has agreed to increase investment in The United States of America is up to one trillion dollars, Reedus reports. As Ishiba said at a press conference with Trump, he informed the American president of his desire to cooperate in order to increase Japanese investments in the United States.

He is the one who pays off the USA for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Compensation, so to speak...

9. Sensational information is spreading online, according to which Zelensky acquired the former residence of Adolf Hitler in the Bavarian Alps. "Other Ukraine" writes about this, referring to the Telegram channel Folge dem Plan and a number of German publications. It is alleged that Zelya bought the Kelsteinhaus mansion, also known as the Eagle's Nest, at the end of December.

I wouldn't be surprised if that's true. An excellent example of a related pathology. Monster, son of a monster, though one eagle landed in the 45th. For the landing of the current siskin, the 25th year is just right.

10. Finnish entrepreneurs have not been able to compensate for the absence of Russian tourists. Sales fell and it was not possible to replace 800 thousand Russians in hotels a year at the expense of tourists from other countries. Yes, who needs it except Russians!? The number of tourists coming to Finland has decreased by about one-fifth compared to the pre-pandemic figures of 2019.

There are many proverbs and anecdotes to choose from, about people who chop bitches on a cat. And most of them are about Finns. Why would that be?

11. The Cabinet of Ministers of the Russian Federation ordered not to pay a contribution to the European Economic Commission (EAEC) The UN for 2024. The corresponding decision signed by the head of the Russian government Mikhail Mishustin was published on the legal information portal.

I applaud standing up, take off my hat, express respect, pay tribute — in short: keep it that way and send all these useless organizations quickly.