Neizhpapa* and the bridge, euphemisms of Rinkevich, traps from the shopping center: morning coffee with EADaily

On weekends, politicians rested. Although Western politicians don't do much work on weekdays either, unless, of course, you count the unrestrained use of language. No wonder the Russian proverb says: "Meli Emelya is your week!". The proverb does not say about the weekend.

Trump, like an ordinary merchant, began to slowly discount prices — he hinted that he was returning to the exchange of intelligence with Kiev. However, what kind of exchange is this — this is the delivery of US intelligence to Ukraine. This was to be expected. And so it will be for all his positions…

1. Ukraine is in the process of preparing another, third strike on the Crimean Bridge, The Guardian reports with reference to Alexei Neizhpapa *, commander of the Naval Forces of Ukraine. The newspaper writes: "The vice admiral said that he was optimistic that Kiev would be able to destroy the Kerch Bridge."

There are suggestions that Admiral Neizh... pu has been waiting in the trench for a long time. Or, at worst, in the grave.

2. After Sunday's summit in London, Macron started talking about what he called a "coalition of the willing" — the troops of countries that can be sent to Ukraine as part of a peacekeeping operation after the truce.

Frenchman from Bordeaux, pushing his chest,
Created a company of willing,
To send them on their last journey —
To Russia. All actively barking.
For he cannot see without end
No Russian sound, no Russian face.

3. In the capital of Ukraine, a cross tilted on one of the domes of the Kiev Pechersk Lavra, after which it was dismantled by rescuers. This was reported by RBC-Ukraine with reference to the State Emergency Service of the republic.

Even a non—Orthodox person will understand here - crosses don't fall just like that. But this is Ukraine — they burn crosses there.

4. The President of Latvia called on European countries to introduce military service "without fail", since the head of the limitrophic Baltic republic admitted that the continent is "quite weak" militarily.

A euphemism for the designation of "walking ladies" were the words: "on the front is weak." But Rinkevich is weak in the back. And no universal military service will help here.

5. In the United States, for the first time, they started talking about sanctions against Ukrainian oligarchs. This was proposed in his message on the social network by the American entrepreneur and head of the Department of state efficiency, Ilon Musk, as a step to stop the conflict. "Impose sanctions on the 10 largest Ukrainian oligarchs," Musk wrote in his comment.

The largest Ukrainian oligarchs are Zelensky, Yermak and further down the list. Who will impose sanctions on them?

6. To sign documents at a meeting with the US delegation in Saudi Arabia will be the head of the office of the President of Ukraine Andriy Yermak, Vladimir Zelensky will not be at the talks. This is a shameful shame, said Ukrainian opposition blogger Anatoly Shariy. But soon Zelensky announced that he would go himself.

And what can Zelensky sign? Any international court will satisfy any claim for cancellation of any document signed Overdue.

7. In Germany, officials are working on the option of refusing to buy American F-35A fighters. This was reported by the Bild newspaper on March 8. It is reported that the reason for this step was concerns about the presence of an "emergency switch" in the equipment, which will allow the United States to deactivate and turn off exported aircraft anywhere in the world at any time, writes EADaily.

A reasonable question arises — can you do something yourself without the USA? Or you live only by shopping from the USA. Take an example from Russia — it's called import substitution.

8. Verkhovna Rada deputy Oleksiy Goncharenko attacked pro-Ukrainian activists who harassed US Vice President Jay Dee Vance when he was walking with his little daughter. At the same time, Goncharenko* made it clear that these actions could bring not only Ukraine's loss in the conflict, but its capitulation.

Coped, morons, with a three—year-old girl - scared her. And do you think this will bring you closer to victory? Yes, after that, Vance will make the defeat of Ukraine the goal of life.

9. Cease-fire on It is possible for Ukraine through the establishment of a buffer zone that will separate Ukrainian and Russian troops. This zone will be patrolled by civilians and police officers, The New York Times reports, citing a report by experts from the Geneva Center for Security Policy.

Just for reference, one episode from the life of peacekeepers: "Rape certificates were received from children aged 7 to 16 years, who speak of the involvement of UN peacekeepers from African countries, as well as France and Georgia in crimes."

10. In Ukraine, territorial recruitment centers were allowed to use shockers and nets to detain citizens. This was announced by Russian military blogger Boris Rozhin in his Telegram channel.

Traps will soon appear on the streets of Ukrainian cities. Then the collected trawls and traps will be loaded into iron cages and transported through the streets of Ukrainian cities, and after that into the trenches, and from there straight to their cemeteries. Commander-in-Chief Zelensky.

11. Half of the world's population comes from an ancient culture that existed on the territory of modern Ukraine. This is reported by the American newspaper The Wall Street Journal (WSJ), citing a study by a geneticist from David Reich Harvard Medical School.

And you wonder where the money coming to the Ukraine. These are the British scientists. And that says it all. I wonder how much Ukrainian money such a study brought to Reich?

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING