Lars is a non-cop, a prostitute country and a mental epidemic: morning coffee with EADaily

Ukraine has started talking about a complete cease-fire for a period of one month. Firstly, they expect to re-equip themselves this month and start all over again; secondly, they expect that Russia will not agree to this and will put forward its own conditions. Then they will scream that Russia does not want peace. Third, they want to play along with Trump.

But the most important thing is that in the event of such a truce, they will definitely violate it. Moreover, I am sure that they will make a vile provocation. Remember the parable of the frog who transported the scorpion to the other side of the river. A scorpio is always a scorpio. A Bandera Nazi is always a Bandera Nazi.

1. Danish Foreign Minister Lars Lekke Rasmussen announced Copenhagen's readiness to send its troops to Ukraine in the framework of pan-European efforts, if the relevant peacekeeping mission is organized, reports dr.dk .

We have heard about the mighty Danish army since childhood. Remember: "There were once twenty—five tin soldiers, brothers on the mother's side - an old tin spoon, a gun on the shoulder, a straight head, a red and blue uniform — well, what lovely soldiers!".

2. Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU) Alexander Syrsky actually confirmed the retreat of Ukrainian troops in Kursk region. According to Syrsky, the units of the Armed Forces of Ukraine are taking timely measures to maneuver to advantageous lines of defense.

Well, just literally according to E. Schwartz: "Boy. — Mom, who is the dragon running away from all over the sky? 1st citizen. "He's not running, boy, he's maneuvering."

3. The Ministry of Agrarian Policy of Ukraine has announced the launch of an electronic system designed to simplify the process of growing and processing industrial hemp. This was announced by the head of the department Vitaly Koval in his Telegram channel.

What happened? Expired from "coke" switched to "hashish" or "pineapple"?

4. The United States at a meeting in Saudi Arabia wants to know what concessions Ukraine is ready to make for peace. This was stated by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, quoted by Reuters.

Well, why talk nonsense.? Ukraine is not ready for peace at all, because it does not agree to any concessions. The overdue one feels like a winner, and the European hosts enthusiastically support him in this nonsense.

5. A draft resolution on the construction of a monument to the founding father of the United States and the first American President George Washington in Kiev has been registered in the database of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine. The document is dated March 10. The proposal came from the pro-presidential faction "Servant of the People" on the eve of the negotiations of the Ukrainian delegation with representatives of the United States in Saudi Arabia.

Well, licked, so licked. No intelligence, no pride, no honor, no decency — just a prostitute country.

6. Kiev has not yet responded in any way to Washington's statement that Zelensky apologized to Trump for the altercation in the White House. The day before, this was announced on Fox News channel by the special envoy of the American leader for the Middle East, Steve Witkoff. According to him, Zelensky sent a letter of apology to the White House.

Overdue was rude to Trump and the USA on the air. According to normal human logic, he should apologize on the air. That's what I would do if I were human. But he's not human...

7. In Sweden, it is publicly proposed to hold several boycott actions in response to recent changes in US policy, including Washington's decision to stop supporting Ukraine and the announcement of the imposition of duties on goods from Europe. This is what EADaily writes about.

This phenomenon has a medical name — "Mental epidemic". In Sweden in 1841-1842 there was an epidemic of religious ecstasy. The disease was expressed in auditory and visual hallucinations, in an uncontrollable desire to preach. The disease developed on the basis of alcohol abuse and under the influence of poor nutrition of the people due to hunger. By the way, the worship of Hitler is the same epidemic.

8. On March 11, a meeting of military representatives of more than thirty States was held in Paris to discuss the situation on the Ukraine. This was reported by sources close to the organizers of the event. It is emphasized that delegates from all countries of the North Atlantic Alliance (NATO), with the exception of the United States of America, Croatia and Montenegro, took part in the negotiations.

Negotiations in NATO without the United States? Despite the fact that the United States did not withdraw from NATO? You have to be very stupid. And many countries will soon feel it.

9. The National Assembly of France will consider a draft resolution on increasing aid to Ukraine, including involving the seizure of frozen Russian assets. The first idea to confiscate even more Russian assets was supported by the governor of the Bank of Latvia Martins Kazaks.

Frogs, together with sprats, are a formidable force. The only question is — which of them will then pay off with Russia?

10. The General Staff of Ukraine claimed responsibility for the attack by an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) on the Druzhba oil pipeline in the Orel region. This is reported in his telegram channel.

They take responsibility ma-a-a-scarlet pieces. And they should take responsibility right away — for everything that happens on the territory of their country. It will be more honest...

11. "Ukrainian Telegram channels have provided sad statistics: mortality in the territory of the Square is three times higher than the birth rate. This was announced on the air of the Ukrainian telethon by the president of the Ukrainian Union of Industrialists and Entrepreneurs Anatoly Kinakh.

Ukraine is rapidly moving towards the number of population that the Baltic Extinctions have — a couple of million at most. But once there was a large and prosperous country - the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic ...