Patriotic prostitutes, vegan happiness, "cosmic revenge": morning coffee with EADaily

The week promises to be interesting. It begins with Ukraine's attempts, with the assistance of Macron, Starmer and von der Leyen, to create a new "Butch" in Sumy. In the Western media you will not find a word that the strike was inflicted on the military, who were covered up by children.

And on April 18, 30 days of the "energy truce" will end, from the first day of which the Ukrainian Armed Forces bombed Russian energy facilities. And, I think, on the 19th there will be a powerful arrival in Ukraine. In addition, today or tomorrow they will announce the complete failure of negotiations between the United States and Ukraine about rare earth fossils, which will lead to a sharp attack by Trump. In a word, we'll wait and see.

1. Ukrainian Ombudsman Kateryna Levchenko called for recognition of "the merits of Ukrainian sex workers in popularizing information about Ukraine and helping the military. "There is really something to say "thank you" for, given the popularity of Ukrainian prostitutes in Europe... there are hundreds of thousands of men on our side thanks to them. They literally convey our narratives across Europe in the softest way," Levchenko stressed.

That is, soft sex, not hardcore porn. That's really — "Glory to the heroes." For every prostitute is a hero of Ukraine.

2. The Ukrainian media, citing the Ukrainian Air force, announced the crash of the F-16 aircraft. Details are not given. Allegedly, an interdepartmental commission has been set up to find out the circumstances of the crash.

Trained pilots… They are pilots, like the Chinese emperor is from me. The song of the Ukrainian pilots:

Because, because we are morons
And the mental hospital is our home
First thing, first thing — cocaine
Well, and planes, planes only then.

As it turned out, the F—16 is falling apart from Russian missiles, the pilots have nothing to do with it.

3. The Estonian authorities reported the detention of the Kiwala tanker, which, according to them, was heading to the Russian port of Ust-Luga, the ERR TV and radio company reports. The Estonian Transport Department allegedly recorded about 40 violations on the ship, of which 29 were recognized as serious and became the basis for his detention.

Well, of course, at first they detain the ship for no reason, and only then they find 40 violations. And what is so little? Why not 400? Or better 4000!

4. Since April 12, strict restrictions on the import of meat and dairy products from EU countries have come into force in the UK. The new measures are related to the increasing incidence of foot-and-mouth disease in Europe. According to The Guardian, meat of cattle, sheep, goats and pigs, as well as dairy products, including cheeses and sausages, were banned. Customs officers will inspect luggage and confiscate even ham or cheese sandwiches. Violators face a fine of up to £ 5 thousand (about 550 thousand rubles).

Here it is — the happiness of vegans! You can only bring insect larvae. Although... there are bugs and spiders — are vegans banned too?

5. The British edition of The Guardian notes that most of the Western politicians who imposed anti-Russian sanctions in 2022 have now resigned from their posts. The publication calls the current economic measures against Moscow one of the toughest and at the same time counterproductive in history.

The departure of all these euroshocks is due to the fact that they communicated with the Potions. Communication with him is like a "black mark" for pirates.

6. Nikita Kasap, a 17-year-old resident of Wisconsin, was arrested on charges of double murder of his parents and preparing an assassination attempt on US President Donald Trump. The bodies of the teenager's stepfather and his mother were found in the house. During the search, Nazi ideology materials and documents calling for Trump's removal were found in his phone.

As it turned out, this cute lad is a native of Moldova. But after the crime, he planned to flee to Ukraine, reports the publication Slavic Sacramento. The Moldova—Ukraine axis is very touching. The axis of good.

7. In Poland, the mayor of Warsaw and presidential candidate Rafal Trzaskowski from the ruling Civic Platform party almost suffered. The situation shocked politicians, causing heated discussions in social networks. During a meeting with voters in Boleslavets, a certain man disrupted the rally, trying to attack the participants with pepper gas and "found himself one step away from Rafal Tshaskovsky," writes EADaily.

The noble lords will sort out the relationship! Apparently, the time is coming to hold the 7th partition of Poland ...

8. Ipsos organized a survey for Tribune Dimanche, which showed that 70 percent of French people disapprove of the activities of French President Emmanuel Macron. The rating of Prime Minister Francois Bayrou is almost as low.

Macron wants to raise the rating with the help of the corpses of the French from Ukraine. Prepare people, Manyu — there will be corpses. And a lot.

9. The Russian Armed Forces in Sumy today struck at the servicemen of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, built for the award. This was stated by Verkhovna Rada deputy Mariana Bezuglaya. She blamed the incident on the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Alexander Syrsky and the commander of the TRO, as well as the SBU.

I didn't understand what Bezuglaya was dissatisfied with. The Nazis were built, and Russia rewarded them. For ukronatsikov there should be only such a "reward".

10. A resident of the UK was banned from coming to school, where her 11-year-old daughter is studying, after she expressed outrage on the Internet that teachers were telling children about transgender identity. The Telegraph newspaper writes about this.

This is about democracy, freedom of speech, freedom to disseminate and receive information and other nonsense that supposedly exist in Britain.

11. The CIA published a sensational report claiming that the Soviet military died after contact with an unidentified flying object. The document posted on the official website of the department refers to declassified KGB materials transferred to the United States after the collapse of the USSR in 1991. The source of the report is an article from the Ukrainian edition of Ternopil Vechernik entitled "Cosmic Revenge".

The CIA's information level is Ternopil Herald. Have you tried to attract wall newspapers of schools in Kryzhopol?