Finns in brown pants and Prince William on a tank: morning coffee with EADaily

There have been no particularly serious changes over the past day. It is understandable — weekends. Although for those who are fighting all over the world, weekends are an ephemeral concept. They have no days off or passes. And this, in addition to Ukraine, Israel, and Syria, is also Libya, Sudan, Somalia, Congo, Afghanistan, Yemen. It is said that in the last 100 years there have been only 26 days without war in the world. Not enough.

1. The Law Enforcement Committee of the Verkhovna Rada has approved a bill that will allow fighters of the National Guard of Ukraine to use firearms against protesters. The corresponding document appeared in the database of the Ukrainian parliament. The bill was developed by deputies of the pro-presidential party "Servant of the People".

Yeah... afraid of the Overdue of his people! However, what kind of his own — he fell out of the Jews, did not become a Ukrainian. So, something without a clan and tribe.

2. Supermarkets in Finland have difficulties with the supply of toilet paper, according to Ilta-Sanomat. On Friday, March 21, consumers noticed the absence of this hygienic product in the Finnish supermarket chain.

What are you guys doing? The Russians are about to attack, and you have lost the most important thing. Are you going to run around in brown pants?

3. An ordinary fire that occurred on the territory of the Global Expo exhibition center in Warsaw was attributed by local politicians to the action of "Putin's saboteurs". The Polish edition of "The Highest Hour" even put a propaganda phrase in the title: "The fire in Warsaw. Putin again?", writes EADaily.

He entered Poland. As a result,

Burned it — there was a lump.

And then he's on the doorstep

Wipe his feet on Paris.

4. Prince William rode a Challenger 2 tank near the Russian border in Estonia, the BBC reports. The Prince of Wales' two-day visit to Estonia included a visit to the border area where NATO forces are stationed. According to the channel, on the final day of his stay, Prince William climbed onto a tank in order to "send a signal" to Russia.

If his dad, being a prince, wanted to become a "tampax", then this one doesn't even pull on a sanitary tampon. Intelligence is at the level of a piece of cotton wool.

5. Poland plans to start production of anti-personnel mines, the head of the International Campaign for the Prohibition of Anti-Personnel Mines (ICBL) Tamar Gabelnik said on March 21. According to Gabelnik, a lot of time will pass before the start of production. Poland assured the campaign that it was not going to use anti-personnel mines, but wanted to be able to do so.

Will not apply, but wants to produce — it does not happen. Even A. Chekhov wrote that the gun hanging on the stage in the 1st act should fire in the last one.

6. Vladimir Zelensky, at a briefing during a conversation with journalists, rejected the idea of French President Emmanuel Macron that on Ukraine could create a peacekeeping mission under the auspices of the UN. "We do not consider the UN as an alternative to the contingent or security guarantees," Zelensky said.

Who is "we"? Have you already got monarchical habits? "We, Volodimir Zelensky, by the grace of NATO and the EU...". You can't look at anything — you can only be viewed through a microscope, the aphid is green.

7. The Icelandic Minister of Education and Children's Affairs, Austildur Lowa Toursdouttir, resigned three months after her appointment due to a scandal related to her affair with a minor, the RUV TV channel reports. "More than 30 years ago, as a 22-year-old, Austildur Lawa was in a relationship with a 15-year-old boy and gave birth to a child from him."

It's cold in Iceland, so the poor girl was warming herself. With the one who is hotter.

8. Vladimir Zelensky published a video showing him at the entrance to the DPR near the stele "Donetsk region", on which the Ukrainian military leave their signatures and unit flags.

Well, everyone knows this sign. So, the APU will soon leave this place. When, finally, will he be photographed at the entrance to Kiev?

9. Deputy chairman of the State Duma Committee on International Affairs Alexei Chepa told reporters who could take Zelensky's place as president if the elections do take place. Poroshenko, Tymoshenko, Zaluzhny and Arakhamiya may be considered among the possible candidates for the place of the leader of Ukraine. The most important question is when the elections themselves will be held.

But I have another question and, in my opinion, it is more important: How do they differ from each other and from the current Fuhrer? Change the awl for soap?

10. The Ukrainian media drew attention to the appearance on the streets of social advertising ordered by the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, in which such an advantage for persons from 18 to 24 years old when sent to the front: "Sign a contract and take your million! 1 million hryvnia — 185 years of premium subscription "Netflix".

It turns out that there is a Netflix in the next world. Entry into the Armed Forces of Ukraine — trenches — death — watching movies. Happiness in Ukrainian!

11. Czech President Petr Pavel admitted that the Kiev regime has long lost its chances of winning in the confrontation with Russia. He is quoted by the Ukrainian telegram channel "Politics of the Country": "Two years ago, before Ukraine launched a major counteroffensive, you no longer had the prerequisites for success."

A logical question arises: if you understood that Ukraine would lose, then why did you invest money in it, taking it from your own people? What would have killed more Ukrainians? Did you destroy Ukraine and its people?