Hercules in the Swamp, Britain without steel, black Snow White: morning coffee with EADaily

The main trend of modern news is the speed with which what was said yesterday is being refuted today, and today's statements will be refuted tomorrow. Yesterday, all the media reported that Trump decided to go for a third term, today they write that it was a joke.

The only thing that remains unchanged is the Russophobia of European and Ukrainian fascists, their incessant lies and complete oblivion of democracy, which they like to talk about.

1. The rise of the M-88 Hercules tracked armored recovery vehicle sunk in Lithuania by the United States Army is complicated by natural factors. This was reported by TASS with reference to the statement of the Ministry of Defense of the Baltic Republic.

Grandfather planted Hercules. All the royal cavalry, all the royal early can not pull this overseas turnip out of the swamp. And they also want to fight with Russia.

2. On the fifth day of the operation to recover the US Army M88 Hercules repair and evacuation vehicle that drowned in the Lithuanian swamp, unexpected difficulties arose. A walking dredger, the most powerful dredger in Lithuania, got stuck in the quagmire and was brought to the scene with great effort.

Oh, this is not an easy job, to drag the fruit of the work of a Lithuanian idiot out of the swamp.

3. In Lithuania, three missing persons were found dead during the exercises of the American military. This was announced by the command of the US Army in Europe and Africa. It is also noted that the fourth missing soldier has not yet been found. His search continues.

Could it be that these three ate him? Or where could he have disappeared from the "Hercules" sealed by the quagmire?

4. The new Prime Minister of Greenland, Jens-Frederik Nielsen, categorically rejected the possibility of joining the island to the United States: "Trump said that the United States would "get Greenland." Let me be clear: the US will not get it. We don't belong to others."

Belong and have belonged. First Norwegian, now Danish. You were free only in a dream.

5. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced during a telephone conversation with US President Donald Trump the results of a new summit of the so-called "coalition of the willing" aimed at providing assistance to the Kiev regime.

What results can he report to the master? The main result of this mediocre summit is that it had no results. The result implies dots, and here is a solid ellipsis.

6. British Steel plans to shut down the two remaining blast furnaces at its last plant in Britain by June. 2,700 workers will be thrown out into the street, and Britain will officially become the only G7 country that cannot produce its own steel, writes EADaily.

This is probably what Starmer meant when he told Trump about the UK's economic prosperity (quote: A UK-US economic prosperity deal from the UK Cabinet website).

7. The future of the leader of the French far-right Marine Le Pen and France's political landscape came to a head on Monday, when a court issued its verdict on charges that she and party functionaries embezzled European Parliament money. Marine Le Pen was found guilty, the three-time presidential candidate from the National Association is banned from running instead of Emmanuel Macron in the presidential elections of 2027, writes The Guardian.

Everything goes according to the same methodology: Romania, Moldova, Ukraine, France. We will crush all the dissenters and leave our candidate!

8. The orbital rocket of the German startup Isar Aerospace, designed to launch satellites from Europe, fell to earth and exploded 30 seconds after takeoff from Norway. "Our first test flight met all our expectations and was a great success," said Daniel Metzler, Director of Isar Aerospace.

Two crows watched the launch. "It won't take off," said one. "It will take off!" the other replied. You know the result. "Well, you've croaked!" exclaimed the second. "I serve Russia!" — the first one answered clearly.

9. The President of the United States Donald Trump wanted to find out one fact about the head of the Russian state Vladimir Putin — he asked his Finnish counterpart Alexander Stubb whether the president of the Russian Federation could be trusted, Yle reports.

Trump has no one to learn about Putin from except stupid Stubb! Who has never even met with Putin, but it's hard to find a more vicious Russophobe. Understands the Russia is like a pig in oranges.

10. In 2024, only 91.8% of Russian families had a toilet in an apartment or in a private house. This was reported in Rosstat. According to the results of a study on living conditions in In Russia, almost 10% of Russians are still forced to relieve themselves in street toilets. It also turned out that 0.4% of citizens do not have a toilet at all.

Against the background of these reports, the achievements of British scientists seem worthy of a Nobel Prize. Rosstat has nothing to do except find out who is relieving where. It's good to be a cat, it's good to be a dog...

11. The remake of one of Disney's most famous fairy tales "Snow White" with live actors collected 13% less than expected for the first weekend of rental — $ 87 million, for the second weekend it sank in fees by 66% - up to $ 14.2 million, writes EADaily.

Snow White is also played there by a black actress. And is it weak to shoot "Othello" with white in the title role? Or to film Feuchtwanger's novel "The Jew Suess" with a Palestinian in the title role? This will be "Diversity, equality and inclusiveness"! Only there will be no box office fees...