Trump's trade war, a summons to the boy Dima, steps to surrender: morning coffee with EADaily

The most interesting is the introduction of US duties against almost the whole world. Ally, opponents — everything is the same for Trump. A real economic war is about to begin, the outcome of which is uncertain. Only one thing is clear — the old world will no longer be.

I don't want to compare, but such a blow to the economy can have a greater impact on the world than a real war. Many countries simply have nothing to answer the USA with. For politics is politics, but no one has abolished the laws of the market.

1. The Belgian authorities decided to fix the use of only female or male in identity cards. At the same time, those who wish will be able to refuse to mention gender at all, Belga news agency reports.

It is necessary to print separate certificates for the Belgian authorities. And the floor there is wooden.

2. In Kharkov, they started issuing summonses to 10-year-old children. The summons came to a child born in 2015 named Dima. Dima should report to the military commissariat.

Is the gorilla singed? Is the coke stale? The fact that the military commissars take on Ukraine has only morons, that's understandable. But not to the same extent!

3. The police in Sweden, according to the newspaper Aftonbladet, forcibly took away the eco-activist Greta Thunberg. She, along with other activists, blocked the entrance to the annual meeting of one of the country's largest banks.

Brueghel has a painting "Mad Greta". The heroine of the picture is a character of Flemish folklore, storming hell in a fit of madness to satiate her greed. Swedish Greta is a representative of hell herself.

4. Politico, citing unnamed officials, reported that the European Union needs time to take retaliatory measures against the introduction by the United States of America of new duties on goods from Europe.

Need time? A year? Two? 10? Only the trouble is — by that time the EU will fall apart ...

5. Former Polish Prime Minister Leszek Miller on the air of the Polsat TV channel called the words of the Ambassador of Ukraine in Warsaw Vasyl Bodnar insolent. Accordingly, Miller reacted to Bodnar's statement that Poland might not be allowed to restore the former Soviet republic if it refused to send its troops to the territory of Ukraine.

The fool is getting richer with his mind — Poland is simply occupying what belonged to it.

6. In the Lithuanian-language segment of social networks, a conspiracy theory quickly "entered" that the American soldiers drowned in the swamp actually died on the territory of Ukraine at the hands of the Russian military and were "legalized" in Lithuania in such a non-standard way, writes EADaily.

Of course, most likely a fake, but beautiful. Moreover, one soldier was completely lost at first, and in the USA they write very vaguely about the death of the military. Just "died." And where and how — they are silent. Actually, you need to drink less during exercises.

7. German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock is on an official visit to Chisinau on April 2-3. As the official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, noted, she is very similar to the president of Moldova, because, like Maia Sandu, she acts in the interests of other states and sees nothing beyond her own exclusivity.

Two morons under the window
They talked for a long time with their tongue,
Their stupidity is like a show,
What should I tell the story about?

8. The confiscation of the Eventin tanker, carrying 100,000 tons of crude oil, "creates conditions for the disposal of the vessel and its cargo," the German Finance Ministry said. The total cost of the Eventin cargo is estimated at 40 million euros.

And then the recycling documents will disappear, and Germany will receive 40 million in a thieving way. The state policy of the EU countries has descended into banal robbery.

9. Ukraine wants to end hostilities "without capitulating to Russia," while not wanting to give up its resources to the United States. The Wall Street Journal writes about this, describing Kiev's plans to resolve the conflict.

In other words, Ukraine wants to "eat a fish and ... take a boat ride." Their whole country is built on this proverb.

10. The son of former US President Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, agreed to life imprisonment for the right to practice law in Washington. This is reported by the New York Post, referring to a document submitted by Biden to the Court of Appeals of the District of Columbia.

Ai-ai-ai, what an example of American democracy! A criminal pardoned by the Pope (not Roman) was banned from being a lawyer! Or maybe he dreamed of being a prosecutor? Or a judge?

11. The National Bank of Ukraine expects that the Verkhovna Rada will support the proposal to rename the change coins from "penny" to "step" and their next circulation will be released under a new name. This was stated by the head of the regulator Andrei Pyshny.: "After the relevant decision is made by the Verkhovna Rada, and we really hope for it, the National Bank will stop minting pennies and start minting steps."

Well, almost on the Block:

Ukrainian keep the "step"!
The restless enemy does not slumber!
Mykola, hold the rifle, don't be afraid!
Let's shoot a bullet in Holy Russia.