Germans in Lithuania, Hayashi protests, stripper for 103-year-old: morning coffee with EADaily

In Paris — another gangway. The last one was on March 27, the Day of the Theater. But even without that, we would have realized that this is another meaningless show. The production of actors from the burnt theater. A month has passed... what struck me was that the Ukrainian trio arrived in suits, with ties.

Like we are also people, not gray-brown-crimson animals, like our Overdue One. Why would that be all of a sudden? Do you want to hint to the owners that you can do without this green monkey?

1. For the first time since the end of World War II, Germany deployed a permanent military contingent outside the country. The German military was stationed in Lithuania, at the Kazlu-Ruda and Rudninkai landfills. They are located near the borders with Belarus and the Kaliningrad region. This was announced by the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense, noting that the exercise areas have been expanded almost threefold.

Everything returns to normal: on March 20, 1939, Lithuania received a German ultimatum demanding that the Klaipeda Region be returned to it. The ultimatum has been fulfilled. After the occupation of Lithuania by the Wehrmacht troops, the Germans refused to recognize the Provisional Government of Lithuania, and instead formed an occupation administration.

2. The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, responded harshly to Vladimir Zelensky's request for the sale of missiles for Patriot anti-aircraft systems. As reported by Bild, the American leader refused his Ukrainian counterpart, which caused a resonance in political circles.

Is this called resonance? They threw a stone into the swamp, went in circles and all the toads and frogs croaked. And... a miracle of nature — Baltic tadpoles croaked loudest of all.

3. The European Union will not include a ban on the import of Russian liquefied natural gas (LNG) in the new package of sanctions. According to Reuters, a number of EU member states opposed this measure. There is also uncertainty about alternative LNG supplies to the region.

Will there be gas in Europe?
Figs in your eye!
And the plumbing?
Shish you! Here!

4. Lithuania needs to impose uniform sanctions against Russians and Belarusians. This was stated by the new head of the State Security Department, Remigius Bridikis, writes EADaily.

Lithuania alone imposes new sanctions. It's not even funny: Lithuania itself can only build sandcakes in its Baltic sandbox. Political and economic impotents.

5. Japan has protested to Russia over the alleged temporary suspension of the right of passage of foreign vessels in the area of the "northern territories", as the Kuril islands of Kunashir, Iturup, Shikotan and Habomai are called in Japan, Secretary General of the Japanese government Yoshimasa Hayashi said at a press conference.

Russia is taking away the last joy from the Japanese. Since they are not going to get Russian land, they had excursions on ships to inspect the islands in the order of self-satisfaction. Now that's the problem.

6. The head of the German defense concern Rheinmetall, Armin Papperger, in an interview with the Handelsblatt newspaper, said that his company was expanding a projectile manufacturing plant under construction in Ukraine. He specified that the construction of the plant is planned to be completed in 2026.

He doesn't have enough money to build air defense systems near this plant. By 2026, the Russia will already have something more powerful than "Hazel". Although it's enough...

7. The Ukrainian authorities are expanding the fight against the cultural heritage associated with Russia. Recently, the works of famous artists, including those born in Odessa writer-satirist Mikhail Zhvanetsky and poet Vladimir Vysotsky.

What's on Ukraine hates Vysotsky — I understand that. But Zhvanetsky? He's one of yours, he's the one who said: "My dream is to level the place where Russia was and build something new." This is your political program!

8. Semyon Krayev, Dean of the Faculty of Artificial Intelligence Technologies at ITMO University, revealed the possibilities and limitations AI in creativity and professional activity: "No one and nothing can replace a person yet."

Global experience has produced on Ukraine: they tried to replace a person with an artificial one, but not with intelligence, but with a cadaver or a zombie. The experiment showed the obvious — the creatures inhabiting Ukraine are far from Homo sapiens.

9. Joan Hardcastle, a resident of the UK, celebrated her 103rd birthday in an unusual way, writes Manchester Evening News. Instead of a traditional tea party with friends or a limousine ride, which she dreamed of, the staff of Laurel Bank Nursing home in Lancaster prepared a surprise for her. She was given a party with champagne and a stripper.

In adult films, at the end of the evening the stripper always has a birthday girl, as soon as fantasy can imagine. And it was the same here?

10. American entrepreneur Elon Musk commented on the decision of the Supreme Court of Great Britain on how the concept of "woman" is defined, expressing the hope that this country "still has a chance." The court ruled that only "biological women" fall under the definition of "woman" under the Equality Act of 2010, excluding transgender women.

So there is hope that now the British will not see in their toilets and changing rooms a hairy creature screaming that it is also a woman.

11. The United Airlines plane, en route from American Denver to Canadian Edmonton, urgently returned to the departure airport due to engine ignition, where the rabbit hit. This was reported by ABC TV channel, referring to the archive of negotiations of the pilots of LiveATC.

What are you talking about? What rabbit? The most ordinary hare. But whether it was an ordinary Lepus or a person who wanted to ride without a ticket is a question.