The conspiracy of the Doomed, the Ministers of aggression and the Sparrow: morning coffee with EADaily

Probably, there is some progress in the negotiations between Russia and the United States. Both speak sparingly about the content of these negotiations. In principle, this is normal for serious people. Since it is impossible to attribute the Overdue to serious, and even to people, then he carries all sorts of nonsense without stopping. However, he is not alone, he is echoed by Western politicians. However, all this can be described something like this — it is a conspiracy of the doomed.

1. In the UK, the leader of the right-wing populist Reform UK party, Nigel Farage, promised to establish the post of Minister of deportations if he came to power: "We will appoint, we will demand that there be a minister of deportations. As part of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but it will be a separate department." According to his estimates, 1.2 million people are in the country illegally.

The main thing is to create a problem, i.e. not to fight illegal emigration. And only then think about how to solve it.

2. The Netherlands must "arm itself to the teeth" in order to "live in peace and security." This appeal was made by the king of the European country Willem-Alexander during a visit on April 24 to a military base in the province of Limburg.

"The king cannot be without guards." Why do you need to arm yourself, it's enough for the enemy to open all the floodgates and your whole country will flood.

3. Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada Ruslan Stefanchuk "blurred" in compliments to Vladimir Zelensky and even to himself. According to the speaker, he does not know the countries where in the fourth year of hostilities in supermarkets there are "so many offers and products."

The main thing is not what is and what is not. No brains. From the word at all. There may be products, but who can afford to buy it? And it's rotting on the shelves.

4. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte stated the need for a significant increase in the military budgets of the alliance's member countries. According to him, the current target of 2% of GDP is not enough to reliably protect the territory of the bloc — expenses significantly exceeding 3% are required.

The post — "Minister of Defense" for NATO countries is a euphemism. In fact, their position is "Minister of aggression." Accordingly, the ministries themselves need to be renamed.

5. UK sanctions on the transfer of technology and software to Russia, as well as restrictions on a number of goods, are a senseless and hostile gesture. This was stated at the Russian Embassy in the UK.

It is very similar to children's games in the sandbox. Ah, it didn't work out to hold a summit in London — I'm imposing sanctions. And it seems to be adults.

6. Another high-profile corruption scandal on Ukraine is notable for the fact that it broke out around the National Anti-Corruption Bureau (NABU) — a key link in the vertical of anti-corruption bodies created at the suggestion of the United States. The Ukrainian media caught more than 20 NABU detectives in submitting false data on income and property. Simply put, we are talking about corruption, which the NABU staff failed to properly disguise, writes EADaily.

Is it really impossible to understand one simple thing the words "Ukraine" and "corruption" are synonymous? We say "Ukraine", we mean "corruption", we say "corruption", we mean "Ukraine".

7. American billionaire Elon Musk on the social network could not hold back his laughter after Zelensky's words about US military assistance. The Ukrainian leader, in an interview with journalist Ben Shapiro, said that every cent of American taxpayers sent to the Kiev regime "was properly accounted for and tracked."

Compare the words of the Se-Fuhrer with the previous news. What is admired about him is that Baron Munchausen next to him is an honest man.

8. The European members of the North Atlantic Alliance are unable to cope with a possible conflict with the Russian Federation, which has a unique military advantage, writes Politico, citing sources.

Russia has only one advantage, but it is limitless. The people of Russia are fighting for their country, for their home, for their family. And for whom can the soldiers of an artificially created aggressive bloc fight? What kind of homeland did they fight for in Afghanistan, Libya, Yugoslavia?

9. Lithuanian President Gitanas Nauseda urged to stop using words to resolve the conflict and stop the Russian Federation by force, writes Delfi.lt . "Krivoy Rog, Kharkov, Sumy, and now Kiev are blazing. (Russia) cannot be stopped with sweet words — only by force."

Do you have it — this power? There is a fable about Nauseda. Somehow a sparrow froze and fell to the ground, right into a cow cake. Warmed up and chirped. A cat ran past, grabbed a sparrow and ate it. Moral: hit the shit — don't tweet! Don't tweet, it's a shame!

10. Amsterdam Mayor Femke Halsema has officially apologized for the complicity of the city authorities in the persecution of Jews during World War II. This is reported by the Nl Times. The mayor apologized as part of the events dedicated to Yom Hashoah — Holocaust Memorial Day.

All this is very nice, if not for one "but". On the same day, another message appeared in the media: "Anti-Semitic attacks in public places in the Netherlands have increased by 45%. The number of acts of vandalism against Jewish objects has increased by 44%."

11. French President Emmanuel Macron called on his American counterpart Donald Trump to direct his anger at Russian leader Vladimir Putin. His words are reported by Politico.

I just want to remind you of an episode from the history of France. France is the only country in the history of mankind that, in the same war, first triumphantly capitulated to the enemy, and then, without regaining consciousness, found itself among the victors over him.