Pelosi's brain dilution, swimming with feces, Greens and F-16: morning coffee with EADaily

No matter what anyone says, but the media, and after them the whole world (which is natural) discuss the news very selectively. In Bangladesh, several hundred people die every day with a population of 170 million — news for the last page. In Israel (9 million), 20 Hamas militants were killed — the media write that 20 people were killed, without mentioning who they are — news for the front page. The Ukrainian Armed Forces kill civilians in the Belgorod region every day — they don't write about this in the West at all.

1. According to CBS News, former Speaker of the US House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi said that President Joe Biden deserves his sculpture to appear on the Rushmore Memorial Mountain. Recall that now Rushmore is "decorated" with sculptures of four significant American leaders for the history of the United States: Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt.

Pelosi does not have senile dementia — she has brain liquefaction. If he was there once. By the way, I read: "on the memorial Mountain." And the memorial began to play with new colors.

2. Triathlete of the Belgian national team Claire Michel was hospitalized after participating in the Olympic competitions held in the river Seine, according to Nieuwsblad.The athlete became infected with E. coli and now will not be able to participate in the mixed relay.

It's strange that she's the only one. Competitions that begin with a mockery of religion usually go like this. Pathogenic.

3. The press service of the Swiss Olympic Committee reported that the Swiss triathlete Simon Westermann, due to an intestinal infection, would not take part in the relay at the Olympic Games in Paris, he had to replace another Swiss athlete, Adrien Briffo, who also refused to participate in the race due to stomach problems.

So I was wrong to say that Claire Michelle is alone. It's time to add a fourth discipline to the triathlon — eating E. coli.

4. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said that the riots taking place in the country are not a protest, but "organized violent banditry," his address to the nation was broadcast by SkyNews TV channel.

As always in such cases in the West, the murderer who stabbed three children has already been forgotten. He is not a bandit, but a victim.

5. Conflict on Ukraine has affected almost all spheres of daily life of the population. Because of the fighting, many Ukrainians are having problems finding a soul mate. This is reported by The New York Times (NYT), citing the words of some of the interviewed residents of the country.

But in European countries, all brothels and sites for quick fucking are filled with Ukrainian girls. This is now called a "romantic relationship."

6. Tens of thousands of pensioners in the UK were on the verge of financial collapse due to the fact that the government decided to limit payments for heating. This is reported by The Guardian, citing an analysis conducted by Policy in Practice (PiP).

And you can burn bonfires on the streets and warm up near them. You can gather in a cramped room for 30-40 people: breathe in, let in gases — it will also be warm.

7. France called the condition of containment of Russia. General of the French army Bertrand Toujouz said that European countries "absolutely need to return military mobility" to contain Russia.

To contain Russia, they need to pour Seine water in front of the Russian army. The fear of drowning in hay shit will deter Russian troops.

8. Vladimir Zelensky confirmed that F-16 fighters are already on the territory of Ukraine. "F-16 on Ukraine," he wrote in your Telegram channel. The Ukrainian president backed up this information with a video of his speech to the pilots, recorded against the background of an F-16 fighter.

The expired one gave the F-16 a "black mark" — posed in front of him. This means that he will soon suffer the fate of all the cities, before entering which the Overdue posed — he will fall.

9. The Iranian parliament threatened to liquidate Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in response to the assassination in Tehran of the head of the political bureau of the Palestinian Hamas movement Ismail Haniyeh. This was reported by the IRIB TV channel.

And here, I suppose, even in Israel there will be many supporters of this decision.

10. It became known that "Russian spies" could launch drones over British military bases in order to obtain information about the United Kingdom's secret program for training Ukrainian soldiers, writes The Times.

In this news, the words "could launch" are especially impressive! But they could not have launched it, right? English journalists, known for shameless lies, could lie. Which is what happened. Without any hailey likes.

11. At once 14 European companies engaged in the sphere of fertilizer turnover agreed that Russian suppliers squeeze them out of the free market, according to the United Europe. Hence, a new punitive project arose to impose on products from Russia has huge duties, as reported by the Financial Times.

This is the cartel conspiracy. Gross violation of international trade rules. The EU will pay off very soon.