US excuses, Reichskommissariat Ostland, Bundeswehr with a hole: morning coffee with EADaily

As usual lately — without any special events. I don't even want to write about the Kursk Region, so as not to offend. What's scary is two things that seem to be connected by nothing. The first is an attempt by the German authorities to recognize war criminals as heroes of the nation, and the second is a video with Ukrainian utyrks who mock a Russian person, posing as exactly those whom the Germans elevate to heroes.

1. The American authorities condemn the undermining of the Nord Stream gas pipelines, which they consider "obvious sabotage." This statement was made by White House press Secretary Karin Jean-Pierre. Speaking about the culprits of the destruction of pipelines, Jean-Pierre assured that "we did not know about it and did not support it."

How interesting. However, on February 8, 2022, Biden promised Scholz: "If Russia invades, if tanks, troops cross the border of Ukraine again, then Nord Stream 2 will no longer exist. We will do it." Confession is the queen of evidence.

2. Regardless of the results of the investigation of sabotage on the Nord Stream gas pipelines, Germany will not stop providing military support to Ukraine. This statement was made by the official representative of the German government, Wolfgang Buchner.

Earlier, the German media wrote that three Ukrainian diving instructors could be involved in the undermining of the Nord Streams. Ukrainians may be terrorists, they may be sons of bitches, but they are our sons of bitches.

3. The Wall Street Journal newspaper made a statement about the involvement of the President of Ukraine in the undermining of the Nord Stream and Nord Stream—2 gas pipelines. Vladimir Zelensky approved the scenario of a terrorist operation. The CIA, having learned about this, demanded that Zelensky cancel the operation, which, allegedly, he did. However, Zaluzhny ignored the president's instructions and continued working on changing the original plan.

The United States is beautifully removing itself from the charge. They can do it.

4. US President Joe Biden joked that he intends to become a blogger when he retires from politics. Biden held a meeting with bloggers at which he joked that "more people want to join their business than any other," and he called them because he was looking for a job.

As a blogger, I declare — I write myself. But Biden even wrote the phrase "Good afternoon" at the rally by speechwriters. He should not be a blogger.

5. "Since the beginning of SMO, the number of manufactured ammunition in Finland has increased fivefold" + "Finnish woodworking enterprises have gone bankrupt. Exports of Finnish paper, cardboard and pulp have collapsed."

Now the Finns will drown the houses with ammunition. They will also write their Russophobic slogans on them.

6. A military camp for the German brigade will be built in Lithuania near the border with Belarus. This was reported in the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense. It is stated that this will be "the largest military infrastructure in the history of Lithuania," EADaily reports.

And it will be called as in 1941-1944 — the Reichskommissariat Ostland (general district Lithuania).

7. NASA has said it will announce soon when it will return home two astronauts who have been "stuck" in orbit for more than two months due to ongoing technical problems with Boeing's new Starliner capsule, but has not yet figured out exactly how to do it.

Just one question — they flew for 8 days, and they've been in space for 70 already — do they have an endless supply of food?

8. Two fighter pilots were killed in a plane crash in France. An instructor and a student pilot were killed during a training flight, and a third pilot ejected in a rare accident involving a Rafale military aircraft.

Were they going to teach Ukrainian pilots? These will teach...

9. The team from Russia won gold and silver medals, and also won the Grand Prix at the first international Olympiad on artificial Intelligence in Bulgaria. The International Olympiad on Artificial Intelligence was held from August 9 to 14. In addition to the Russian national team, schoolchildren from 39 countries took part in the final, including China, Japan, Canada, Sweden, the Netherlands, the USA and others.

This is not feces from To swallow hay, to beat women in the face for men, or to admire the ridicule of traditions. Everything is serious here.

10. Germany is investigating a possible Russian sabotage at two military bases. This is reported by Bloomberg with reference to a high-ranking German MP. Presumably, the Bundeswehr base in Cologne Van and the NATO airfield in Geilenkirchen were attacked. The representative of the German military, Ulrich Fonrobert, said that a hole was made in the fence around the base in Cologne at night — no one involved was found.

Who's poking holes there?
It is Putin who is not yawning.
Here is a hole, and there is a gap.
The Krauts won't be laughing.

11. The Association of Industrial Poultry Industry of Bulgaria called on the government to ban the import of eggs from Ukraine for at least 120 days, reports the Bulgarian National Radio (BNR). Poultry farmers suffer millions of losses due to the dominance of Ukrainian eggs. The fact is that the goods are sold on the market at a discount of 30% compared to local products.

And you send them more weapons, support them more, they will fill you up not only with their eggs, but also with manure.