The country of chubby fools, Borrel and Franco, army of lesbians: morning coffee with EADaily

It's a complete routine: Trump continues to recruit his new team — the posts in it are occupied by people who, as they say, were not expected; The overdue one comes up with another degenerate plan for nothing; the EU is going to introduce a new, 1985, package of sanctions allegedly against Russia, but in fact against themselves; the Russian army continues to release new localities. Everything is rolling along the beaten track.

1. The head of the NATO Military Committee, Rob Bauer, said that the words of US President-elect Donald Trump that he would resolve the conflict on Ukraine in 24 hours is probably a metaphor. His words are quoted by European Truth.

This is clearly a fake, because an American admiral cannot know such a word as "metaphor". By definition. About the newspaper "European Truth", of course, too. By the way, the truth cannot be European or African. It either is, or it is not. As in this case.

2. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz made the Bundestag deputies laugh, saying that he was proud of how the country handles its money. After Scholz's words, loud laughter rang out in the hall, reports focus.de Shortly before his statement, the Chancellor decided to dismiss Finance Minister Christian Lindner.

How does he apply? Yes, it's very simple: he sends all the money to the country of chubby fools, where they are buried on the battlefield.

3. The head of EU diplomacy, Josep Borrel, at a hearing on European-American relations, compared Donald Trump, who won the American presidential election, with dictator Francisco Franco, who ruled Spain from 1939 to 1975.

History should be taught and known at such a post. Comparing Trump with Franco, we must remember that almost all the countries that are now members of the EU cooperated with Franco. And the Nazis in the first place.

4. The future head of the Pentagon, Pete Hegseth, believes that in San Francisco does not have enough lesbians who want to serve in the US Army. Hegseth has previously criticized the introduction of gender standards in the US Army, Izvestia writes. According to him, lesbians scare away traditional men who join the ranks of the military.

And from them it is necessary to create separate parts. Lesbian regiment, trans battalion, gay regiment. But what to do with the rest of the queers?

5. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said that Ukraine was in a losing position. Rutte said that the Ukrainian troops continue to retreat from the territories controlled by Kiev and cannot stabilize the front.

Yesterday he said that Ukraine is winning. Frequent mood swings? And there are no tides? Irritability? Depression? The devil will break their leg there with their gender.

6. The President of Poland Andrzej Duda suffered during housework — he had a partial amputation of the middle finger of his right hand. This was told by the adviser to the politician Wojciech Koliarski: "I was seriously injured while doing housework." He did not specify when exactly this happened and what kind of work he was talking about.

I hung a photo of him next to Trump on the wall. And the arms grow from the same place as the legs - that's the result.

7. Sky News quotes Alexander Shirshin, commander of the 47th Mechanized Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine: "We don't have enough weapons, we don't have enough artillery, we don't have enough infantry, and since the world doesn't care about justice, and they don't want to end the war with our victory, they are afraid of Russia."

And what the devil did you keep bumping into Russia, oppressed Russians, bombed Donbass? Did you think that "The West will help us"? No one owes you anything.

8. FBI officers raided the apartment of Polymarket CEO Shane Coplan a week after the election betting platform predicted Donald Trump's victory in the US presidential election, the New York Post reported, citing sources.

In the Middle Ages, heads were chopped off for inaccurate predictions. In the medieval USA, thank God, they don't chop off their heads for what they predicted exactly. But they could — it's a Biden democracy.

9. Tulsi Gabbard, whom Trump proposed for the post of director of national intelligence, has been in the database of the Ukrainian Peacemaker website since 2022 with the wording: "Participation in Russia's special information operations against Ukraine and the civilized world for the Kremlin's money. Dissemination of false information… He is probably an agent of the Russian special services." EADaily writes about this.

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump is on these lists.

10. On the eve of the presidential elections in France, one of the main potential candidates is actually being pushed to the sidelines: the prosecutor recommends that the leader of the extreme right, Marine Le, be imprisoned. Pen is jailed and banned from holding public office for 5 years as part of an embezzlement trial in the EU.

Failed in the USA — they are trying to do it in France. And in Germany is not like a person — they decided to exclude the party from the elections. It's all called democracy.

11. In Latvia, on November 18, it is planned to hold a parade on Independence Day, commanded by a woman with the military rank of Colonel Antonina Bledone. The event will be attended by military personnel from Albania, Canada, the Czech Republic, Estonia, Iceland, Italy, Lithuania, Montenegro, Poland, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain and the USA and the flag group of Ukraine.

To hell with the woman. I have always said that there are no men in Latvia. But is this group led by the United States a confirmation of Latvia's independence? Didn't the people have enough for their so-called army? Are they both sick?