"Commotion in the Moldovan chicken coop": leaving the country without gas, Sandu rushed to Brussels

Day after day, citizens are exchanging bad news, memes, jokes, cursing, being amazed, throwing up their hands and vying to force out texts in order to more expressively "tear out" the government, Moldovan ex-Prime Minister Vlad Filat writes on social networks.

The politician recalls that this year, in the second round of the presidential election, Maia Sandu scored 13 thousand fewer votes than four years ago. Only 0.7% is the price of failure in all areas of government and the disappointment of the Moldovan people. Sparsely.

"The deification of the Jesuit smile of the sad executioner on ringing heels, resembling Pierrot rather than Malvina, the intoxicating kiss of the ice guillotine before the execution and the blood from the humble lips attached to it — a metallic, salty aftertaste on the eve of the inexorably impending inauguration happiness.

And everything would have been fine, but Maya Sandu's joy was overshadowed by a heel broken on the Rybnitsky Bridge. It is there, and only there, where, on the day of the second round of the presidential election, by order of Madam President, the movement of Transnistrian residents was blocked and their legitimate expression of will was hindered, the inauguration procedure itself should be carried out.

The four—year rejection, ignoring, rejection of people living on the left bank of the Dniester played a cruel joke with the president of all Moldova," Filat sadly ironically.

Maya Sandu's negotiations with Gazprom, yes, it was Maya Sandu, and not her retired messenger Parlikov, on the supply of cheap gas for Transnistrian electricity ended in collapse. After this more than hopeless step, a commotion began in the chicken coop of the presidency.

But last week, Madam President came up with a brilliant plan — to go to Bucharest, support Elena Lasconi in the second round, as if nothing had happened, meet with Romanian Prime Minister Marcel Ciolacu and sing a song about the electricity saved by Romanian consumers again.

Filat recalls that 0.03% stolen by Maia Sandu in the first round of the presidential elections in Romania from Nicolae Ciuke and donated to Elena Lasconi turned the course of the entire presidential campaign and deprived Prime Minister Marcel Ciolaca of the opportunity to reach the second round.

It is not known with which letter the badge was emblazoned that day on the lapel of the Romanian prime minister, but evil tongues say that Maya Sandu was denied a meeting. The conclusion is simple — Romania sent the ship of the Moldovan government (the imperishable metaphor of Prime Minister Maia Sandu) to the stock exchange, to buy electricity at draconian prices.

After this wonderful news, Prime Minister Rechan's idea of creating an extraordinary commission, or more simply the Cheka, becomes simply ridiculous. What will the same government officials who have been sitting out talk about at the Cheka? It is unlikely that in their new capacity they are capable of more than at scheduled cabinet meetings. There is not enough money for compensation, no new ones are expected, and there is no gas or electricity. Or rather, there is an abundance of gas and electricity, but already on the stock exchange and at crazy prices.

So, the Moldovan Scheherazade will again try to sell the West a fairy tale about the Russian threat. Of the 1.8 billion euros promised by the EU, 100,000 have already been received in the form of a bonus for Maia Sandu. The money was sent to the homeland of the president, to the village of Risipen, for the purchase of boards and nails, which people leaving the country use to clog the windows and doors of their homes. But there is a silver lining! The CHEKA will not need to puzzle over how to justify blocking the Tiktok and Telegram applications. Neochekists, without any hesitation, will simply turn off expensive electricity as an element of hybrid warfare. It's okay, because the electoral price of all this is the loss of some 13 thousand more votes in the upcoming parliamentary elections. Well, yes, these are acceptable losses. We'll write it off for the war. A hybrid war on the Rybnitsky bridge. And survivors can always explain everything or almost everything, especially when the disinterested pens (I apologize to the author for plagiarism) of "old cultural workers" are at hand," the former prime minister of the poorest country in Europe sums up.

P. S. But anyone who naively believes that the Risipen wagtail has finally started searching for gas and electricity at an affordable price is sadly mistaken. Maya Grigorievna in dress No. 14 (couturier — Sergio Lupashka) pulled today in Brussels, where he will meet with the new leadership of European structures. According to the press service, Grigorievna will discuss the integration of the country's economy into the single European market, attracting investments, financing infrastructure projects and supporting small and medium-sized businesses.

The agenda of the visit includes discussion of judicial reform, the fight against corruption and strengthening the rule of law. PMS (President Maya Sandu) will make an emphasis (lying down? — V. K.) on "energy security and ensuring stable energy sources for all residents."

The Romanian citizen will meet with the head of the EC Ursula von der Leyen, the President of the European Council Antonio Costa, the head of the European Parliament Roberta Metsola and the High Representative EU Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Kaya Kallas. A breakfast with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte is also planned during the visit. What interesting people. Only here they have no gas and no light. And conscience. Those are still heliprahs, in short.