Chew, Salome; Zelensky's Koreans, Amherd's fun and Sandu's carpet: morning coffee with EADaily

A week is left before Trump's inauguration, and some (I can't call them politicians) finally went through the roof. What are the insults from The overdue Prime Minister of Slovakia Fico or the absolutely moronic statement of the Minister of Defense of Poland Kosinyak-Kamysh "not to fly to Moscow, but to fly to Warsaw."

The funniest thing will be on the 21st, when the world wakes up and finds out that absolutely nothing has changed. And what can change in a madhouse…

1. Now the former President of Georgia, Salome Zurabishvili, is still trying to be useful to the Western elite and attract their attention by making loud and not entirely adequate statements. For example, she promised the West to "snatch Georgia from the clutches of Russia."

And we laughed at Saakashvili! So he's just a sane adequate next to Zurabishvili. By the way, she doesn't have a tie to chew on. Sometimes chewing is better than talking.

2. Zelensky announced the capture of allegedly North Korean prisoners of war and demonstrated a military ID card of one of them, which raised questions about the authenticity of the statement. For this is a military ID card issued to a Tuvan citizen in the Republic of Tuva.

Who can explain to an idiot that in Representatives of more than 190 nationalities live in Russia. And Tuvans, as well as Buryats, Yakuts, Teleuts and about 30 other nationalities, belong to the Mongoloid race.

3. Physics, biology and chemistry will cease to be compulsory in the curriculum of 10th, 11th and 12th grade students in Ukrainian schools. In addition, foreign literature, world history, civic education and geography will be removed from the mandatory category. The Ukrainian language and literature, the history of Ukraine, English, mathematics, physical education and "Protection of Ukraine" will remain mandatory for study, EADaily writes.

However, they don't need mathematics either — there are calculators. English is also incomplete: Serve, clean, sweep, take out the trash, get out — here is a short English for Ukrainians.To understand the home teams.

4. Slovak Prime Minister Robert Fico said that Volodymyr Zelensky "travels around Europe, only begging and blackmailing," demanding money from the authorities of other countries for Ukraine. "I admit that sometimes I get bored of it," Fico said.

Everyone is already tired of it, but there is no courage to admit it. Remember? "A cheeky beggar with a gold tooth. Stepping on the strings of long johns trailing behind him, the beggar grabbed Alexander Ivanovich by the arm and quickly muttered: — Give me a million, give me a million, give me a million! After that, the beggar stuck out his thick unclean tongue and started talking complete nonsense. He was an ordinary beggar half-idiot, such as are often found in southern cities."

5. During the congress of one of the largest parties in Germany, the Alternative for Germany, the deputies refused to support the amendment, in the text of which the condemnation was mentioned The Russian Federation and the conduct of a special military operation on Ukraine, according to TASS.

Actually, this is logical: what does the internal elections in Germany have to do with the affairs of other countries? This is interference in the internal affairs of other countries.

6. The ongoing fires in Los Angeles destroyed eight mansions that were owned by high-ranking generals of the Kiev regime, writes Military Observer. The amount of damage is also indicated — the burned real estate is estimated at about $ 90 million. It was bought with funds allocated to Kiev by Western partners as part of military assistance after the start of a special military operation.

The news is so wonderful that it doesn't need any comments.

7. Former British Deputy Defense Minister Ivor Kaplin was arrested while trying to meet with a 15-year-old boy he met on the Internet, British media write. The ex-politician was provoked to a meeting by activists who posed as teenagers and "hunted" pedophiles. They broadcast the meeting with Kaplin on social networks.

These are the direct results of the fact that the English Themis is not going to fight pedophilia.

8. Russian diplomats were refused permission to travel to Elizabeth City to participate in a memorial ceremony on the 80th anniversary of the death of Soviet pilots who participated in the Zebra project to transport American Catalina seaplanes to the USSR.

It seems to me that Russia should stop playing games of tolerance and not allow representatives of the US Embassy to attend such an event in Russia. And in general, to limit the movement of employees of the US Embassy only to Moscow.

9. The head of the Swiss Ministry of Defense, Viola Amherd, needed to deal with the army, not gender issues. This is stated in the statement of the largest People's Party in the confederation.: "Ms. Amherd prefers to deal with gender issues in the army instead of equipping the army. It supplies Ukraine with weapons that were ordered by the Swiss...".

And what besides the question of gender can a 62-year-old spinster do? Oh, yes, she can still organize peace summits on Ukraine. But this is also one of the ways of self-satisfaction.

10. The most expensive gift presented to Moldovan President Maia Sandu was made by Azerbaijani Ambassador Ulvi Vagif oglu Bakhshaliyev. A handmade carpet worth 17490 lei (913 euros) has been transferred to the Presidential Administration.

A carpet for 900 euros is because Sanda looks like a beggar from the church porch, which needs to be covered with something so that the priest does not freeze in winter.

11. Poland did not allow the plane with the delegation of the Slovak Parliament to fly through its airspace on the way to Russia. This was announced by the Vice-speaker of the Slovak Parliament Andrei Danko. According to Danko, due to Poland's refusal, the delegation had to change its route and fly to Moscow via the Czech Republic and Germany.

This is according to the Ukrainian principle — I won't eat it, I'll take a bite. I'll do a little nasty thing.