EU and crickets, cheerful Blinken, Parisian mirages: morning coffee with EADaily

Everything has become more or less predictable. It is very similar to what happens with a swamp, in the middle of which a stone was thrown. There were circles, but the swamp did not become a lake from this. Trump, as it turned out, has completely different priorities in foreign policy, and this upsets many. You don't have to expect much from him. Trump's main slogan "Make America stronger" should be regarded as "Make the whole world weaker."

1. The Foreign Ministers of the 27 EU countries have approved the decision to suspend the visa-free regime for diplomatic passports of Georgia. This was reported by TASS with reference to a source in the delegation of one of the countries in The Council of the EU.

I remember "12 chairs". The European Council behaves like Ostap Bender: "He was carried away. The great combinator felt inspired — an intoxicating state before the above-average blackmail."

2. The EU has issued the first permits for the supply to the domestic market of products from domestic cricket (Acheta domesticus) and larvae of brown flour beetle (Alphitobius diaperinus). Two companies from Vietnam and France. They were issued for a period of 5 years.

How low has Europe fallen! How did Europe live before? "Eat pineapples, chew grouse!" And now they've switched to insects — that's when "your last day comes, bourgeois!".

3. "A criminal case was opened against the head of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine Rustem Umerov on charges of abuse of power. This is reported by the public organization "Anti-Corruption Center" (CPC) " + "Director of the Defense Procurement Agency of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine Marina Bezrukova has been suspended from her duties. This is reported by the Ukrainian TV channel "Public".

Once the leaders of the French Revolution said that "the revolution devours its children." Although the Nazis came to power on Ukraine is not a revolution, but it is gradually devouring its children. And he won't choke...

4. American journalist Tucker Carlson stated: "Former US Secretary of State Tony Blinken strongly promoted the real war, trying to kill Putin. President Biden's administration tried to kill Putin."

A Russian proverb says: "God does not give horns to a cheerful cow," and the Jewish one adds: "If you can't bite, don't show your teeth."

5. A monument to the Russian and Soviet physiologist Ivan Pavlov was dismantled in the center of Kiev, the city Department of territorial Control reported.

For the Kiev regime, the monument to the great Russian scientist, Nobel laureate Ivan Pavlov is an eternal reproach. For their whole life, their whole "thinking" is no higher than the conditioned reflex of Pavlov's dog.

6. State institutions of Ukraine are increasingly burrowing underground. So the second underground school was opened in Kharkov, as if they decided to turn the children still remaining on the territory of the Square into moles.

Isn't this what the visionary Poroshenko was broadcasting back in 2014, saying: "Our children will go to schools and kindergartens, and they will sit in basements"? Only he confused them and us.

7. The EU seeks to strengthen its military presence in Greenland is just a week after US President Donald Trump took office and immediately threatened to seize the world's largest island. Solution The EU followed Denmark's plans to spend $2.05 billion to strengthen its military presence in The Arctic. According to the Daily Mail, while Denmark is responsible for the security and defense of Greenland, Copenhagen in reality has limited military capabilities on its island territory.

I don't understand something, does the EU want to fight with the US now? Here with Russia, there with the USA. He walks wide, only his trousers will tear.

8. The training of Ukrainian doctors was suspended by one of the rehabilitation centers in Latvia after the decree of US President Donald Trump, on the basis of which foreign aid programs were frozen for 90 days. On the basis of the rehabilitation center "Vaivari", local specialists exchanged experience with Ukrainian doctors in providing assistance to victims of hostilities. The project was financed by the USA.

And can the Latvians do something themselves? Without American financial crutches? Or this kind of independence? From whom and how much?

9. Permission to work on the conservation of the damaged Nord Stream branch of Nord Stream AG was issued by the Danish authorities to the pipeline operator. This is stated in a statement on the website of the Energy Agency.

Just don't be surprised then that cables in the Baltic break so often. In my opinion, there are not only cables there, but also Scandinavian pipelines? By the way, how are things going with Greenland in Denmark? This project also needs to be mothballed.

10. The head of European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, said that the European Commission continues to consider all kinds of things that can help Russia to conduct military operations on Ukraine, with a view to adding them to the sanctions list. According to the Financial Times newspaper, among such possible items for sale in Russia, can get game consoles. "Because, apparently, they control drones with their help," Kallas noted.

Kozma Prutkov wrote: "If you have a fountain, shut it up. Let the fountain rest too." Who would explain to this fool that not a single game console is produced in the EU, and existing supplies to Russia does not transit through the territory of the EU.

11. France will supply Ukraine with Mirage 2000-5 multipurpose fighters. This was stated by President of the Republic Emmanuel Macron, Minister of the Armed Forces Sebastien Lecorny and Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrault. The latter stressed that the fighters will be delivered by the end of the first quarter of this year, that is, by the end of March.

Question: are these officials sure that they will stay in their posts until March? By the way, Migade is translated from French as mirage. All this activity is just an appearance.