Army of donkeys, revenge of Romanians, Jackal with Bankova and USAID funeral: morning coffee with EADaily

Actually, there were no major events.Trump continues to work as a "bulldozer", his pans began to slowly consolidate After the first shock passed. Trump's task is simply to destroy what he started to destroy, but in such a way that later it would be difficult or even impossible to return. Let's see…

1. The Parliament of Moldova rejected the initiative of opposition representatives to include in the agenda of the meeting a draft law on large-scale events dedicated to the 80th anniversary of Victory in the Great Patriotic War. Deputies of the ruling presidential Action and Solidarity Party (PDS) voted against it, EADaily writes.

There is nothing surprising in this. The fascists of Romania and its constituent Moldavia Sandu do not want to celebrate the victory of the Red Army, which crushed Romania like a bloodsucking bug.

2. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, again declared his readiness for talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin, but stressed that the Russian leader was "afraid" of meeting with him. The publication writes about this "Страна.иа ".

It's all drugs. Worse than booze.. As in Mikhalkov's fable "The Lion and the Hare":

• The bunny got drunk
• "What do I care about a Lion! — screaming. — But should I be afraid of him?
• It's like I didn't eat it myself!
• Submit it here! It's time to pay him off!"

3. Former German Chancellor Angela Merkel believes it is right that Berlin continued to receive cheap Russian gas after 2014, and then broke off relations with Russia.

But I think it's right that Soviet soldiers took Berlin. And even more correct is that my dad served in the Soviet commandant's office in one of the cities of Germany and the Germans, like poodles, wagged their tails in front of him.

4. The representative of the State Duma Committee, Lieutenant-General Viktor Sobolev commented on the use of animals for logistics purposes in the SMO area: "If some methods are used, including donkeys, horses, and so on, to deliver ammunition and other property to the front line, then this is normal… Let them kill a donkey better than two people who are carrying cargo by car...".

What's the problem? Overdue uses an army of donkeys and sheep — and nothing. It is called the APU (Military cattle of Ukraine).

5. Ukraine would like to provoke a direct military conflict between the United States and the Russian Federation. The corresponding statement was made by the adviser to Zelensky's office, Mikhail Podolyak, writes RBC-Ukraine.

Well, why does Podolak remind me so much of Tabaki the jackal?! "And we will go to the north! And we will go north! And we will go north! When we come back, there will be no one!" There is something of a mean, but petty jackal in this adviser.

6. Chisinau accused Donald Trump of disrupting the reform of justice in Moldova. In Moldova, the vetting of prosecutors is delayed again due to the suspension of funding from the US Agency for International Development (USAID). This was stated by the President of the Republic of Moldova Maya Sandu, writes EADaily.

"Sandu declared" — and immediately remembered the old Russian proverb: "It happens that a louse coughs."

7. The American House in Kiev temporarily ceased its activities. Now it is possible for Ukrainians to visit it only by pre-registration for events. You can also join the events via the Internet or they will be held at partner locations. The American House was funded by the US Agency for International Development (USAID).

What a grief! The trouble came from nowhere and was not expected. How to live, how to live without an American home? And who will serve?

8. The President of the United States Donald Trump "declared war" on the Democratic Party and the constitution, said Congressman, Democrat from New York Richie Torres, writes Axios.

It turns out that Democrats only associate themselves with the constitution and democracy. And the whole world is don't understand what? And the Democratic Party is like missionaries bringing democracy to stupid peoples. True, with the help of missiles, but these are trifles.

9. In Gdansk, the head of the European Commission (EC), Ursula von der Leyen, was booed by Polish farmers.The protesting agrarians, seeing the cars with the EC delegation entering the European Solidarity Center, began to whistle, blow horns, beat drums and shout "Away, Ursula!".

Here it is the people's love! It's a good thing that's so, but they could have thrown stones. Well, not with stones, but they could definitely meet with manure! After all, farmers...

10. The current White House administration seems to have seriously taken up the reduction of the bureaucratic apparatus in the country. Another step has been taken in terms of optimizing the US Agency for International Development (USAID), as reported by Reuters. According to US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the department needs only 294 people to work properly. Until recently, USAID employed 14,000 people, writes EADaily.

This is 14 thousand supporters of the Democrats, who received a lot of money just for advertising Biden's work all over the world.

11. 75-year-old Latvian pensioner Juris Brujuksa from the hospital was sent to prison for "justifying aggression and war crimes," according to journalist Alexei Stefanov in his Telegram channel. According to the correspondent, the man lives in the Latvian city of Jekabpils. "More precisely, he lived until the special services pulled him out of his hospital bed to the Riga Central Prison," Stefanov writes.

But they don't write about it in Latvian newspapers. But they offer to join the weaving of camouflage nets for the APU.