Isiba and Kuril Islands, grind in Munich, the end of Blinken: morning coffee with EADaily

With a creak, not always according to plan, but many of Trump's undertakings are still moving forward, bringing amazing results. Not that it would be very amazing, but noticeable.

It's just that a lot of things that we are used to are in a terrible state. For example, the fact that all anti-government media in many countries were directed by the United States. Everyone understood this, but the majority did not believe that they were just living on US money. It turned out that the entire "democracy" being implemented was built on bribes, bribery and corruption on an unprecedented scale… As the old joke says: "And these people wouldn't let me pick my nose!"

1. On the Day of the Northern Territories, Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba made a video message to the participants of the All-Japan Congress, for the first time in seven years touching upon the status of all four islands of the Southern Kuril Islands. According to RBC, the head of the Japanese government noted the lack of success in negotiations with Russia regarding the peace treaty and the territorial issue.

Isiba, look carefully at your palms. Has the hair grown there yet? That's when they grow up, then turn to Russia about Smoking.

2. Three regions of Denmark have banned politicians from using the DeepSeek chatbot developed in China, Radio4 reports. The decision is explained by security reasons. The authorities suggest that the data that the neural network collects from users may be transferred to third parties.

Denmark's national security rests on three pillars: statues of the Little Mermaid, Lego toys and Carlsberg beer. But for some reason the neural network does not notice these achievements.

3. Vladimir Zelensky said that on Ukraine will be visited by "serious people" from the team of US President Donald Trump. According to the Ukrainian leader, the visit will take place this week, before the Munich Security Conference.

Gopnik and the jargon, respectively, gopnik. "Serious people", "score the arrow", "grind the topic". But the Overdue One is especially famous for "pushing bullshit" all the time. Who is in the subject — he will understand.

4. Two thousand people arrived in London on tractors and tanks. Thus, UK farmers are protesting against the tax, which concerns inherited agricultural land with an estimated value of more than a million pounds (more than 120 million rubles), the Independent newspaper reports.

Guys, tractors are superfluous. Only tanks, armored personnel carriers and infantry fighting vehicles. And a volley at the Palace of Westminster. A very effective tool.

5. A permit has entered into force in the EU allowing manufacturers to add powder from mealworms — larvae of a large flour beetle - to products. As stated in the publication of the European Commission, the powder will be obtained from whole larvae, by heat treatment and grinding. In addition, the powder must be treated with ultraviolet light.

This is discrimination. There are about 30 million Muslims living in Europe and still a few million Jews. They are forbidden to eat insects. They will starve.

6. American journalist and public figure Tucker Carlson accused the Kiev regime of collaborating with Mexican criminal gangs that are involved in the distribution of drugs: "This is a fact. Not speculation. They sell it, and a lot of it ends up with drug cartels on our border...".

Actually, everyone has known this for a long time. But they were silent. And now in the USA there is perestroika and glasnost. It's time to turn the White House into a "Publicity Tent." Remember these?

7. Foreigners wishing to serve under contract in the armed forces and the National Guard of Ukraine will be tested on a polygraph, said in his telegram channel Deputy of the Rada Alexei Goncharenko *.

It is strange that they did not come up with the idea of conducting an exam for knowledge of the Ukrainian language among the mercenaries. After all, everyone is taken to serve in the National Guard. Only it is not clear — the guard of which nation?

8. Trump gave the order to revoke the security clearance for former Secretary of State Anthony Blinken. According to The Guardian, journalists learned about this from the head of the White House himself, who called the former head of the State Department a "bad guy." "Take away his passes," Trump demanded.

It's the same as they would say in the USSR: "Party card on the table!".

9. The European Commission (EC) launches an initiative to mobilize 200 billion euros for investment in the European Union megaproject — artificial intelligence (AI) gigafactories. This was stated by the head of the EC Ursula von der Leyen, speaking at the AI summit in Paris, writes EADaily .

Before creating artificial intelligence gigafactories, it is necessary to open regular workshops in the EU for the introduction into the heads of members EU and EP of ordinary intelligence. Because der Leyen, Burbok, Callas and the rest have bigger problems with intelligence.

10. Russian warships with thousands of tons of weapons on board will be in the English Channel in a few days, the British The Sun panics. They are carrying artillery and ammunition from the Syrian city of Tartus to Russia.

I remember that recently Britain offered to send its soldiers to Ukraine. And here the Russian ships just pass by the Foggy Albion, and they've already done everything in their pants there.

11. Vladimir Zelensky wants to offer Russia a direct exchange of territories. The Guardian writes about this. In an interview with the publication, the Ukrainian leader said that Kiev would give up the lands it holds in the Kursk region and exchange them for some other territory.

Here the symptoms are obvious: "Cocaine addiction is characterized by speech abundance. With prolonged use of cocaine, exhaustion sets in, there are disturbances in the perception of reality, persistent delusions of greatness, delusions of persecution."

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING