US withdrawal from the UN, circumcision in Mozambique and "not weak" Macron: morning coffee with EADaily

In fact, nothing particularly outstanding is happening. It's just that the concept of the "collective West", which wants to fight with Russia, is blurring every day. And that's a good thing. And the smaller the pieces into which the West will disintegrate, the better. It's bad when there are a lot of scorpions. But if they start eating each other, that's good. Enjoy their appetite!

1. In Kiev, a press conference was canceled following a meeting between Zelensky and Trump's special representative for Ukraine, Keith Kellogg. This was done at the request of the United States. Kellogg will not answer journalists' questions and will come out to them only for a photo shoot and a protocol handshake, The Guardian clarifies.

And that's right: listening to Zelensky's latest nonsense for his self—promotion, when in fact there is nothing to say, no one needs it.

2. Estonia has decided to completely close the checkpoint in Narva for the May holidays — from April 30 to May 2. This is stated in the draft order of the Government of the republic. According to the order, the closure of the border is allegedly carried out in the interests of national security and ensuring public order.

In general, Estonia should close the entrance to their parish for the French — they have Lily of the Valley Day, and for Americans from Hawaii — they have Leia Day — a holiday of Hawaiian dances. This will preserve Estonia's national security.

3. Few people support the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, surrounded by the President of the United States, Donald Trump. They believe that he should urgently leave Ukraine, writes the New York Post (NYP). According to the publication, Zelensky has few supporters surrounded by the new head of the White House, "if they exist at all."

• From Kiev, I'm a get! I don't come here anymore.
• I'm running, I won't look back, I'm going to look around the world,
• The overdue one probably has a corner! —
• Coins to me, coins! (He leaves)

4. Congressmen representing the Republican Party submitted to the American Congress a draft on the US withdrawal from the UN. The draft suggests that the membership of the United States in the United Nations and all related structures should be canceled.

Considering how much money the United States invests in the UN, which by and large is the conductor of the American position, we can say that this UN will withdraw from the United States.

5. In recent months, Russia and the United States have held "secret meetings" in Switzerland, according to Reuters, citing sources. The purpose of these meetings was informal discussions of the Ukrainian conflict. The publication notes that many details of the negotiations remain unknown, including the agenda and the composition of the participants.

So that's where the plot of Slavic fairy tales was born: "Go there — I don't know where, bring that — I don't know what." This is the level of knowledge of Reuters.

6. 12 million dollars were allocated from the budget of the United States of America for the procedure of male circumcision in Mozambique. This was stated by Trump at a meeting with Republican governors: "Medical male circumcision in Mozambique, we do circumcision in Mozambique worth about 12 million."

Why was the Biden administration so concerned about circumcision in Mozambique? Approximately 200 thousand children per year are born in Mozambique. Suppose half are boys. How much does one "chick" cost?

7. In Italy, they demand that the scandalous composition of Estonian rapper Tommy Cash be removed from the Eurovision Song Contest. The Guardian writes about this. As explained, with the exception of the song called Espresso Macchiato, the Italian public organization Codacons is acting from the song contest. Activists of the organization point out that the image of the Italian mafia used by the Estonian performer offends the feelings of many Italians.

Yes, do not touch the Estonians. They, the poor ones, know about other countries only from American films. And they got infected with rudeness from Ukrainians...

8. French President Emmanuel Macron, during his visit to the United States, intends to tell American leader Donald Trump that he "should not be weak" in conversations with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Macron's words are quoted by France 24.

Does Macron know how to be strong, is he "with balls"? They have another person in their family with eggs.

9. The Japanese authorities are planning active consultations with the business community, with representatives of the steel, aluminum and automotive industries to discuss responses to the decisions of US President Donald Trump to increase import duties. This was stated by the Japanese Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry of the country, Yoji Muto, writes EADaily.

Yes, what measures, what other opposition to America? At least first tell me loudly who bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

10. Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson announced a possible new damage to an underwater cable in the Baltic Sea, an investigation has been launched, EADaily writes.

If you believe the Scandinavian countries, then Vladimir Putin does nothing but send someone to cut the cable every day. He has no other business. They are like that shepherd boy who shouted "Wolf, wolf!" every day.

11. Donald Trump said that Vladimir Putin wants to conclude a peace agreement, and Zelensky has nothing to do at the negotiations. "I don't think he's very important to attend the meetings. Honestly, I wish he hadn't gone there at all," CBS News reporter Jacobs quotes Trump as saying. He also explained that Zelensky was not invited to the talks because he could not agree with Russia at the very beginning of the conflict, when it could have been quickly resolved.

But Russia has been talking about this from the very beginning. The final of the "Inspector General" remember the words of the Mayor: "I took an icicle, a rag for an important person!"