Servile Romania, Carney's bragging, horrors in Brazil: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems like Western politicians managed to get Zelensky to apologize to Trump. The situation is comical: uncles and aunts beg the naughty enfant terrible (terrible child) to apologize. Although this is not a child, but an adult disgusting creature. He kind of apologizes and then immediately pokes his uncle again with a stupid joke about the costume. Western politicians simply have no concept of self-esteem.

1. The Central Election Commission of Romania has rejected the registration of Calin Georgescu as a candidate for the presidential election of the country. This was announced by the head of the Alliance for the Union of Romanians party, George Simion, Digi24 reports.

Why does Romania love the EU? Nekrasov also wrote about this: "People of servile rank are real dogs sometimes: The heavier the punishment, the dearer the Lord is to them." Well, the EU loves Romania for its obedience.

2. The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine removed from the agenda consideration of the draft law on criminal liability for employees of territorial recruitment centers (TCCs) who violate the rules of mobilization of citizens. This was announced by MP Maxim Buzhansky in his telegram channel.

Rada officially approved the lawlessness and impunity of the Ukrainian oprichnina. No wonder the capital of anarchy was in the Ukrainian Gulyai Pole.

3. The newly elected leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, Mark Carney, will be able to resist the unfriendly policy of US President Donald Trump towards Ottawa. This was stated by the country's Foreign Minister Melanie Joly, CTV reports.

To join the speech here is good,
But without touching anyone's face:
What is the matter without bringing the end,
There is no need to boast.
(I.A. Krylov)

4. The Times newspaper reported that representatives of the United Kingdom are currently advising Zelensky and giving him instructions on negotiating with the United States in Saudi Arabia, in order to prevent another quarrel between the American and Ukrainian sides.

Stand up straight, sit down when you're allowed, don't make faces, don't spit on the floor, don't blow your nose in the curtains. And for God's sake, don't speak English. Yes, a suit, wear a suit with a tie.

5. The US armed forces are stronger than the armies of Russia, China and Iran combined. Such a statement, commenting on the exercises "Maritime Security Belt — 2025", in which the Russian Navy, the Iranian Navy and China take part, was made by American President Donald Trump.

A distinctive feature of American presidents: it seems like an adult, introduces himself as an adult, speaks like an adult and then suddenly — bang ... just a kid in the sandbox.

6. The Pais newspaper, citing government sources, reports that Madrid does not exclude the participation of the Spanish military in the peacekeeping mission EU on Ukraine, if it is organized after the end of the conflict. "Spain will have to contribute to it one way or another," said a source in the Spanish Ministry of Defense.

But isn't the participation of the "Blue Division" in the Third Reich a contribution of the Spanish fascists to the fight against Russia? Do you want more corpses?

7. The leadership of the British Air Force began a desperate search for pilots after a secret attempt to discriminate against white male candidates failed. This came to light after British Prime Minister Keir Starmer promised to lift British jets into the Ukrainian sky. The announcement of the shortage of pilots followed a controversial attempt by the top leadership to prioritize the recruitment of women and members of ethnic minorities, which was deemed illegal.

It turns out that piloting airplanes requires something else besides primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

8. The British media and non-governmental organizations (NGOs) were tasked with demonizing US President Donald Trump. This follows from the press release of the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR), published on the official website.

Then they demonized Putin, now they've added Trump. They have all those who do not fit into the Procrustean bed of globalism, the fiends of hell. Soon they will start shouting: "Immured, immured demons!"

9. Volodymyr Zelensky, speaking at the presentation of the Shevchenko Prize, called on him to apologize for coming to the event without a suit. "Once again, I thank all Ukrainian creators very much. I'm sorry I'm not in a suit," Zelensky said with a smile.

This is the level of humor. It would be better to hit the piano keys with a causal place, as usual ...

10. The European Union cannot allow a "vacuum" in Syria, said the head of European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas. The foreign ministers of the countries stressed that Brussels expects the new Syrian leadership to protect minorities, such as Kurds and Christians. In addition, the EU wishes to draw attention to the threats posed by the remaining Syria has two Russian military bases.

It's in wet dreams. And in the bottom line? Hundreds killed in Syria in just a few days. Observers say that such a number of victims has not been during the entire time of the local civil strife. Representatives of minorities — Alawites, Shiites, Christians, despite the promises of the new authorities of the Arab republic to ensure a peaceful life for all communities, fear for their future after the bloodbath staged by militants in the province of Latakia.

11. "A crime occurred in Brazil that shocked the public. 65-year-old Josepha Lima de Souza confessed to the murder of 60-year-old Celso Marquez Ferreira. It is reported that the victim was beheaded, and the genital organ and heart were eaten by the killer " + " In Brazil, a local resident suffered due to the bite of a poisonous snake. The King cobra bit him on the penis, writes the Daily Mail. The incident was caught on video. The recording shows how the snake clung to the man's groin through jeans and bit into his teeth."

I know Brazilian football. Brazilian carnival — I know. But such a threat to the genitals of Brazilian men... this is something new. Hold on, guys!