Daria is an Australian, a lying AI, glory to pigs and demons in the Laurel: morning coffee with EADaily

Since there are no particularly significant events, I would like to draw your attention to the words of former Russian tennis player Daria Kasatkina: "I am proud to announce that I will now represent my new homeland Australia in my professional tennis career from now on." A rare fool, like many who have left. I have been living in another country for 35 years, but I have only one homeland — the USSR. Russia, as its legal successor. Any normal person has only one homeland. But there may be a country of residence. However, her homeland may be glad that SMO, like a stream of water, flushes these into the toilet.

1. In Lithuania, the authorities forced workers to cut down the word "USSR" on the manhole covers with bulgarians. Initially, they just wanted to replace the hatches, but it turned out that the country does not have a single spare hatch, and Lithuania itself has never produced them. Then angry, the Lithuanian president ordered the workers to simply cut down the inscriptions of the USSR.

I'm sorry, but it's impossible to comment on this. We don't comment on the behavior of severely mentally ill people.

2. Researchers from OpenAI have made an unexpected discovery: attempts to catch artificial intelligence in a lie do not lead to the desired result. Instead of eradicating untruth, AI is only honing the art of deception, inventing more and more sophisticated excuses for its actions.

Or maybe AI is a Ukrainian? This is quite possible, judging by the behavior ...

3. Tuomas Malinen, a professor at the University of Helsinki, attacked Finnish President Alexander Stubb on social media for his threats against Russia. "Stubb is dangerous not only for Finland, but for the whole of Europe," says Malinen. Earlier, the Finnish president did not agree with the statement of the special envoy of the US President Steven Witkoff that it is necessary to normalize relations with Russia.

• Shurik Stubb is phenomenally stupid.
• Without fables, he is a Russophobe and dangerous.

4. The British magazine The Economist reported that the number of refugees from Ukraine who have settled in Europe and are ready to return to their homeland has almost halved. According to the publication, at the moment Ukrainians are on benefits, which angers the Europeans themselves.

I remembered Sergei Marshak's wonderful fairy tale "The Cat's House": "The pig: And put the pig at the table/I'll put my feet on the table! The rooster: That's why it's about you/Very bad fame!" Of course — glory to the Pigs!

5. Bloomberg reported that the conclusion of an agreement with The United States of America on minerals and infrastructure could undermine the plans of the Kiev regime to join the European Union.

So it is clear to the goat: Europe needs the minerals of Ukraine, its arable land, but the USA takes all this. So why does the European Union need this Walking field with armed bandits?

6. The European Union "deeply regrets" the US decision to impose 25 percent duties on car imports. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said she deeply regrets the US decision. She called for "seeking solutions through negotiations" with the United States, writes EADaily.

And when The EU decided to put a spoke in the wheels of the US peace initiatives, did Ursula regret it? When she disobeyed the owner — did she not regret it?

7. The summit held in Paris to discuss security guarantees for Ukraine demonstrated that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, can hardly count on the Europeans, Die Welt writes.

A summit, one, another tenth, every week — how much money has been spent on them and all for nothing! There is only one question: 720 European parliamentarians, 27 European ministers, 27 European commissioners have been supporting the fascist regime for 3 years — and what else do they have to do?

8. In the SMO zone, one of the militants who tried to attack the Bryansk region was identified: This is former US Army Ranger Bradley Carl Jennison with the call sign Super Dave. The action movie is remarkable: he was a former ranger of the US Army and served for four years in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The Bryansk forest was making a harsh noise, another demon died in it.

9. In the Kamensky district of the Dnipropetrovsk region of Ukraine on Friday morning, March 28, a man's corpse was found on the side of the road. Local publics inform that the corpse found on the road belongs to the former deputy mayor of Kamensk, Alexander Plahotniuc, about whom it is known that he was the permanent and long-term top manager of Yulia Tymoshenko, writes EADaily.

The overdue one clears the clearing for the elections. His task is clear — he must go to the polls alone. These are the Ukrainian "elections". Democratic.

10. On the morning of March 28, in the Nearby Caves of the Kiev-Pechersk Lavra, heavily armed policemen and representatives of the Kiev-Pechersk Lavra State Reserve penetrated into a locked room, from where one can easily reach the relics of the Kiev-Pechersk saints stored for centuries. It looks like every single relic will be taken out of the dungeons over the weekend — "for inventory purposes."

The last time this happened was in 1204, when during the 4th Crusade, the Crusaders captured Orthodox Constantinople and sold the church relics there to pay the soldiers. Ukraine has returned to The Middle Ages!

11. "On Ukraine needs to ensure a world that is based on respect for all languages, cultures and religions. This was stated by the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR) Volker Turk, RIA Novosti reports.

I even doubt that for a couple of millennia there has been a more meaningless assessment of the situation, It's not even demagoguery. This is much more stupid. As they used to say in my childhood: "He said, like in a puddle p ... (let off the gas)."