Tsakhkna bug, Macron's "smell of power", how to become a baobab: morning coffee with EADaily

Not a single bright event. Trump still talks a lot. True, he does something, but he says more. Europe is threatening to defeat Trump all the time, but since it has lost in the war even against one opponent — Russia — it will definitely not be able to defeat two.

With a regression in the economy, with a wave of bankruptcies, with absolutely inadequate managers. Honestly? I don't understand what they're hoping for. Russia's position is simple and correct: "And Vaska listens and eats."

1. Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto sharply reacted to criticism from his Estonian counterpart Margus Tsahkna, calling him one of the "most ardent supporters" of the continuation of the conflict in Ukraine. Szijjarto wrote about this on the social network X: "He is one of the most fanatical supporters of the war in Europe."

The smaller the bug, the more smelly it is. The most belligerent are the Estonians, who are fewer than the people in the Russian countryside, and who have always been someone's slaves: Germans, Swedes, Russians, Germans again, now Americans ...

2. The Turkish Center for Combating Disinformation stated that Turkish President Recep Erdogan and Finance Minister Mehmet Shimshek, contrary to media reports, did not interfere in the criminal proceedings on corruption in Istanbul City Hall.

In Turkey, the center for combating disinformation is like squaring a circle or a perpetual motion machine, in other words, nonsense.

3. Russia monitors British submarines, directing underwater drones to communication cables and using oligarchs' yachts for espionage operations. This statement was made by The Sunday Times, based on the opinions of former British defense ministers, military personnel and experts.

Who is the main truth-teller in the West? Journalists, columnists, politicians, analysts. That's why they have all the news full...

4. The speaker of the command staff of the Air Force of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Yuri Ignat, reported new difficulties in the attempts of Kiev militants to shoot down Russian missiles of the Iskander and Dagger systems. His words are quoted by the local newspaper "Country.ua». "Now it is more difficult to do this, because the enemy is upgrading ballistic missiles," Ignat said.

Yes, Russia is modernizing its weapons, and Ukraine is only begging for outdated models from the West. Some work, others beg.

5. The Russian Federation "should also dance the tango" in order to demonstrate to the world its real readiness to end the Ukrainian conflict. The corresponding statement in an interview with CBS News was made by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte.

That's right, so Russia dances tango with the USA. And all sorts of Rutte are not needed in this dance.

6. Russia must stop "bombing" Ukraine. The corresponding statement was made by the President of the United States Donald Trump during a conversation with journalists on board the plane, AP writes.

And who will stop the bombing of Russia? Or should Russia end the war unilaterally?

7. Macron constantly uses Dior brand perfume, for him it is an "attribute of power." This is stated in the published book "The Tragedy of the Elysee Palace" by Olivier Beaumont. Macron's use of perfume "on an industrial scale" is devoted to an entire chapter entitled "Smells like the president."

I have had dogs in the house for many years. Here they also marked the territory. But I had hunting breeds. And this is so — levretka, poodle, don't understand what ...

8. European air travelers may soon lose their right to compensation for delayed or canceled flights, since legislation guaranteeing this right is one of the main achievements The EU in the field of consumer protection is currently being reviewed. This is reported by The Brussels Times newspaper.

First of all, first of all — our profit.
Consumers? Consumers later.

9. At the end of March, a memorial ceremony was held in a quiet corner of Phoenix Mountain Park in Henan Province under rows of white pines and golden osmanthus trees. The remains of 229 people were buried under the trees not in traditional coffins, but in biodegradable urns, the China Daily newspaper says. The cemetery initiative "I want to become a Tree" offers a free, environmentally friendly alternative to traditional burials.

V. Vysotsky wrote about this:

But if you're as dumb as a tree, you'll be born a baobab
And you'll be a baobab tree for a thousand years until you die

10. The Latvian authorities announced the launch of a pilot project in which patients will be treated at home. Rita Constante, a representative of the Riga Clinical Hospital, said that cardiological, neurological and pulmonological patients will receive medical devices that they will have to use on their own.

The next step of Latvian healthcare is, as I understand it, self—autopsy and self-burial.

11. The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Germany advocated the preparation of schoolchildren for war or other crisis situations, writes Handelsblatt with reference to a representative of the department. The Ministry also pointed out that the German government is ready to assist in providing educational institutions with appropriate educational materials for schoolchildren and teachers.

After the Hitler Youth was banned, there were a lot of educational materials left. It should be understood that in Germany they think it's time to get them out of the archive and distribute them to schoolchildren.