The triumph of the USSR, "Healing" for Georgia and Aliyev's response to Ursula: morning coffee with EADaily

Congratulations to everyone on Cosmonautics Day! And I want to clarify that this is the Day of Soviet Cosmonautics. I insist on this because other "participants" of Gagarin's flight have joined our Day. Among them is the UN, which on April 7 at its session introduced the "International Day of Human Spaceflight" on April 12. Kazakhstan is also celebrating Science Day today. And, of course, Ukraine, which dreams of making all the holidays for itself — today is the Day of the workers of the rocket and space industry of Ukraine. But no, this is a holiday of the USSR, this is a triumph of Soviet science and the whole world says — on this day the Russians were the first to fly into space. And I remember very well this wonderful bright sunny spring day!

1. The France Press Agency reports that only six out of 30 participants in the so-called "coalition of the willing" expressed their readiness to send troops to Ukraine. These are France, Great Britain and the Baltic countries.

And this is understandable. The first two countries should clear their cities for Muslims, who have already become the dominant religion in these countries, and the remaining non-dying states have decided to finally get rid of their own population.

2. Polish residents should stop arguing about the causes of the crash of the Tu-154M presidential plane near Smolensk, which occurred in 2010. This statement was made by the Prime Minister of the Republic Donald Tusk. The split in Poland over the causes of the tragedy occurred after the statements of the brother of the deceased President Lech Kaczynski Jaroslaw, that the plane crashed as a result of an assassination attempt with an explosion on board.

It's hard to admit that your brother is a goat who drunkenly started giving instructions to the pilots how to land the plane.

3. Instructions for the implementation of the Greenland Accession Plan to The United States of America (USA) was sent by the administration of Donald Trump to the country's departments. This was reported by The New York Times, citing sources. It is stated that the plan is to conduct a media campaign that would convince the population of the autonomy belonging to Danny to join the United States.

• I love their plans are huge,
• Trump steps fathoms.
• I laugh with suckers,
• which is rubbed in: Guys, let's go
• To Greenland, as if for a battle

4. Azerbaijani President Aliyev responded harshly to the words of Ursula von der Leyen, who called for the opening of borders with Armenia and Turkey. The statement of the head of the republic is published on the official website of the administration. It reads: "Relations between Turkey and Armenia, between Azerbaijan and Armenia is only their business. The further the EU is from these issues, the better for everyone."

To say that he publicly spat in Ursula's face is to say nothing. He spat savorily in the face — closer to the truth.

5. Crown Prince Harry of Great Britain secretly visited Ukraine. His visit was not announced in advance, the Telegraph newspaper writes. "The Duke of Sussex, accompanied by four veterans, went to the Lviv Superhumans Centre clinic, which treats wounded soldiers," the article says.

And this little red shit is the same… How much did you pay the halfwit?

6. Former US presidential candidate Kamala Harris intends to run for governor of California in 2026, The New York Times reports, citing sources. In 2026, the current Democratic governor Gavin Newsom will leave his post, writes EADaily.

Already in 2030, they will say: "Remember, there was such a state of California in the USA? It's a pity that he disappeared so quickly…That's where Kamala poked around."

7. Britain is going to send its troops to the territory of Ukraine for a period of five years, waiting for the full restoration of its army. The Daily Telegraph writes about this.

Five years? It's not even funny. After the first acquaintance with the "Hazel Tree" and the mass delivery of coffins to Britain, it will be almost like Lermontov's: "Starmer ran faster than a deer, Faster than a hare from an eagle; He fled in fear from the battlefield..."

8. American investor David Sachs, appointed by US President Donald Trump responsible for policy in the field of artificial intelligence (AI) and cryptocurrency, said that Ukraine is robbing the United States. He expressed the opinion that Washington should "get rid" of the former Soviet republic if Vladimir Zelensky does not sign an agreement on resources.

Sachs is wrong — the USA should get rid of this suitcase without a handle anyway.

9. In Germany, another gathering of military sponsors of Ukraine took place in the "Ramstein" format. Zelensky asked for air defense equipment, and as much as possible.

Another clean-up day for the collection of scrap metal has been announced in Europe. And the beggar doesn't care. For him, the goal is nothing, the main thing is the very fact of asking for something.

10. The play "Healing" with the participation of those who escaped from Russian actresses Chulpan Khamatova and Julia Aug, which was to take place in Tbilisi Russian Drama Theater on the evening of April 10, was canceled an hour before the start. This is evidenced by publications in the community of the organizer of the event, EADaily reports.

• Georgians were taken by fright
• They have to play Aug
• They wanted to hide in a closet,
• Having learned that Chulpan will come to them

11. An office employee from China was hospitalized with a severe cough and redness of the eyes due to the habit of sniffing his own socks before washing. The staff of the medical institution explained to him that they represent "ideal conditions" for fungi, because they contain sweat, salt, urea, and the environment in them is warm and humid.

Ilf and Petrov "The Golden Calf": "The Indus has grown winter crops. The sun has dispersed, it has spread its rays over the white light. Old man Romualdych sniffed his footcloth and was already bewitched..."