Sprat-sprat coalition, Ursula's heads, Berlin's ashes: morning coffee with EADaily

Today is Great Wednesday for the Orthodox — on this day Judas decided to betray Christ for thirty pieces of silver. For two thousand years, little has changed ... perhaps the current Judas have become smaller as individuals, but the prices for betrayal have increased.

1. The head of European diplomacy, Kaya Kallas, said at a press conference in Luxembourg, that the EU member states have clearly stated that there will be no participation from the European side in the celebrations in Moscow on May 9.

KaKa, there will be a Victory parade in Moscow, and not a gathering of beaten fascists from the sprat-sprat coalition. You beaten Nazis shouldn't be there.

2. The Spanish edition of Público reported that the head of EU diplomacy, Kaya Callas, had to abandon the plan to create a fund for the Kiev regime. According to the publication, she, faced with the failure of her adventure in Ukraine, was forced to retreat and realize that her plan to create a fund of 40 billion euros for military assistance to Ukraine was doomed to failure.

KaKa is a global politician. Callas is the head! And Scholz is the head! A burbok is a head! And Macro is the head! And Ursula von der Leyen is two heads!

3. Students of the ninth grade of one of the secondary schools of the city of Goerlitz in the federal state of Saxony during the excursion demonstrated a neo-Nazi greeting against the background of the Nazi death camp Auschwitz. Photos of this hit the Internet and caused a public reaction.

But now the future Chancellor of Germany Merz can call them "Blond beasts", heroes of the Fourth Reich. A Nazi sees a Nazi from afar.

4. A schoolteacher from Tennessee (USA), caught in a sexual relationship with a minor schoolboy, received a suspended sentence instead of a real prison sentence. She was charged with raping a teenager between the ages of 13 and 18.

As it seems to me from my own experience, 18 and 13 years are "two big differences." To rape an 18-year—old healthy guy is to be able to. You need to be very clever.

5. The National Council for Electronic Media of Latvia has decided to restrict access to five websites, including Pikabu.ru , spreading Russian propaganda, according to a report in the official publication Latvijas Vēstnesis. Pikabu is one of the most popular sites in Runet, it ranked 31st in traffic in Russia and 426th in the world in April 2025, according to SimilarWeb.

Yes, Pikabu will be very upset if he loses a couple of Latvian Russophobic users. He will simply become bankrupt.

6. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney called for expanding cooperation with EU countries within the framework of the regional "Rearmament Plan". His words are quoted by Canadian radio CFNR Network.

Canada's rearmament plan, developed by the remnants of the SS. As if Canada can do anything without the USA.

7. The overwhelming majority of the British are confident that Britain is moving in the wrong direction — 68% of respondents agree with this, the Sun newspaper reports, citing data from the Survation research center. The negative answer was voiced by three times fewer Englishmen — 23%.

The British have Murphy's Law. It sounds like this: "If there are two ways to do something, and one of them leads to disaster, then someone will choose this particular way." Not anyone, but the stupid British government.

8. City Court in Prague has completed the consideration of the case of the founder of the Prague charitable foundation Help Ukraine, Ukrainian citizen Vladimir Gergel, who was accused of embezzlement and embezzlement of almost 800 thousand euros allocated by the state for the integration of Ukrainian refugees, EADaily writes.

How many times have they told the world,
Ukraine is vile, harmful;
but just not for the future,
In the budget of eurolohs, she will always find a corner.

9. Sending to The launch of Taurus cruise missiles is fraught with serious consequences for Germany. This was stated in the social network X by American military expert Will Shriver. So the expert commented on the statement of Friedrich Merz, who admitted the possibility of transferring Taurus to Kiev: "Do the Germans want to clear Berlin of debris and ashes again?"

Well, why only Berlin? There is also Leipzig, Potsdam, Dresden… Oh, yes, they will move to the new GDR. But there are Bonn, Cologne, Dortmund, Munich...

10. The European Union (EU) plans to present a roadmap for the abandonment of Russian energy carriers, in particular gas, on May 6. This was reported by Bloomberg, citing sources.

Oh, you, our cartographers… How are the propellers still spinning in the fields? And windmills are weak to put? What if you put a propeller in the ass of every European, like Carlson's? Can you imagine how much energy can be generated?

11. Asian hornets Vespa velutina massively multiplied on the island of Jersey — the possession of Great Britain in the English Channel, endangering local ecosystems. According to The Times, the population of the invasive species has reached critical proportions: the main target of the hornets are honey bees, which form the basis of their diet.

Darwin was an Englishman. That's why the animal world loves England: rats, hornets. But France gets only bedbugs...