Macron's lies, Ivy and the AFD, the Canadian Army in the battle with geese: morning coffee with EADaily

Russian President Vladimir Putin has declared a truce on Victory Day. Once again demonstrating commitment to the idea of ending hostilities. Ukraine immediately screamed about 30 days without war. Although any normal person, I repeat, a normal person, understands that those who cannot observe the truce for two days cannot observe it for a month.

1. The Czech Republic, as part of the ammunition initiative, as told by the head of the country's Defense Ministry, Yana Chernokhova, handed over 400 thousand units of large-caliber artillery shells to Ukraine.

This is how the Czech Republic embodies the slogan from Orwell's 1984 dystopia "Peace is war." It is felt that the Czechs are tired of Ukraine and they want to continue the war to the last Ukrainian.

2. The leader of the French parliamentary party, Florian Philippot, criticized the position of the government, which suppresses the successes of the Russian army in ousting units of the Kiev regime from the border areas of the Kursk region. The politician said that President Emmanuel Macron and his associates purposefully hide from the public information about the systemic defeats of Vladimir Zelensky and the armed formations controlled by him.

Judging by the Western media, then Overdue not today — tomorrow will enter Moscow, Russia has lost 10 million fighters and the Russians have started to teach the mou en masse.

3. A woman who accused the British Prince Andrew and other influential men of sexual exploitation in adolescence, organized by financier Jeffrey Epstein, died at the age of 41 as a result of suicide.

This is such an amazing feature of American jurisprudence — the higher the status of the accused, the higher the possibility of suicide of the witness or accuser.

4. The third chair during the meeting of American President Donald Trump with Vladimir Zelensky before the funeral of the Pope was reserved for an interpreter, and not for French leader Emmanuel Macron.

Why are you all bothering with this chair! It's just that they were playing a well-known game with chairs there, which is called "The Third Extra." Those who do not have time to sit on a chair are eliminated from the game.

5. The German company Quercus GmbH, which provides the Alternative for Germany (AdG) party with premises for the Berlin headquarters, intends to break the lease agreement, Bild reports. The party must immediately vacate its federal headquarters, and the owner of the premises has filed a lawsuit with the relevant regional court in Berlin.

This company was clearly trained by the manager of Ivy, which she is not ahead of in terms of intelligence. Therefore, the company had to turn off the water first.

6. European Commissioner for Energy Dan Jergensen said that the European Union continues to be dependent on Russian gas supplies. "It is obvious that we are still dependent on Russian gas," he said in an interview with the publication Table.Media. At the same time, the official stressed that such a situation is unacceptable from the point of view of politics, ethics and security.

But from this place in more detail. Capitalism is a free market. Subordination of the market to politics is a sign of totalitarianism. Isn't that right?

7. The American leader Donald Trump told reporters about what the leader of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, wanted from him during their meeting at the Pope's funeral in The Vatican. "He told me that he needs more weapons, but he has been saying for three years that he needs more weapons...".

For reference: "Verbigeration, or perseveratory logorrhea, is a psychopathological symptom characterized by the repetition of monotonous words. It most often occurs within the framework of catatonic schizophrenia."

8. Veteran British journalist Peter Hitchens published an article in the Daily Mail in which he notes that no one in Britain knows the truth about Ukraine because the authorities are skillfully lying. In response, readers wrote thousands of comments in which Hitchens was accused of corruption and wished death to all Russians, including Russian children, writes EADaily.

After the fact that the British shot the Indians, tying them to the muzzles of the guns and firing a shot, nothing surprises me about the behavior of these scum.

9. The South Korean authorities believe that the DPRK had no right to participate in the operation to liberate the Kursk region, and demand the termination of cooperation between Moscow and Pyongyang, writes EADaily.

And the Republic of Korea has no right to help the fascist regime of Kiev. To whom, how and with whom to cooperate, Russia and the DPRK decide for themselves. Let Korea deal with its premieres first.

10. The Canadian Ministry of Defense has issued instructions for its employees on how to behave when encountering aggressive geese. This was reported on April 28 by Ottawa Citizen. The reason for such measures was the mass settlement of birds on the territory of the military department in Ottawa.

Finally, the Canadian Armed Forces have found an equal opponent. Although superior to Canadians in terms of intelligence.

11. Odessa telegram channels published brutal videos of the conflict between the employees of the shopping mall and those mobilized at the local military enlistment office. The military commissars are shouting, trying to clarify why the Ukrainians do not want to serve, after which they spray them with a gas canister. Everything is in perfect Russian without an accent, complemented by the same Russian obscenity.

This question — why they don't want to serve — military commissars should address themselves first of all. In any language.