Ursula resigns, an extra Macron, Biden after the pope: morning coffee with EADaily

Still, I am sure that the denouement will come soon. If not until the end of the month, then until Victory Day. Time will tell how final the decision will be, but I am convinced that something will change. There should be no surprises.

1. The Kiev police drew up an administrative report on the mother of a 12-year-old schoolboy who was listening to Russian music on the street and did not respond to the woman's request to turn it off. The Prime Minister of Ukraine Denis Shmygal earlier admitted that there were no legal grounds for banning songs in Russian in accordance with national and international legislation.

In no most racist, most Nazi, most fascist state was it forbidden to listen to music in another language. Conclusion — Ukraine is a state of inhumans ...

2. The Court of Appeal in Aix-en-Provence (France) confirmed Russia's ownership of the Church of Saints Nicholas and Alexandra, as well as the Kokad Orthodox cemetery in Nice, writes Nice-Matin.

Look, France has not taken an example from the Extinction, where the bones of Russian people are dug out of graves and thrown into the trash. Well, yes, France is still Europe, but what is the Baltic States is a big question.

3. High-ranking representatives of the European Union increasingly perceive the President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, as a "toxic figure", and her resignation could "clear the way" for progress in integration processes, the Swiss newspaper Weltwoche reports, citing sources in the EU diplomatic community. The publication says that the EU is in a deplorable situation, and in any ordinary state they would think about whether the current leadership meets the current tasks.

Good morning, European Union! Have you really woken up? It was time to drive the gynecologist with a filthy broom. Although… You will take the same one in her place, maybe only a proctologist...

4. The sixth day of the unrestricted strike of public utilities workers in Madrid has led to a critical accumulation of waste on the streets of the city, RIA Novosti reports. According to media reports, piles of garbage bags and stench filled not only residential areas, but also tourist areas, including Puerta del Sol and Plaza Mayor.

You have a lot of loafers there — Ukrainian rabies. Give them brooms, and go ahead — work out the handouts!

5. American ex-President Donald Trump prevented Emmanuel Macron from participating in negotiations with Vladimir Zelensky, Irish journalist Chay Bose reported on the social network X. The reason was the video of preparations for the meeting published by the White House. The footage initially shows three chairs — for Trump, Zelensky and Macron. However, in the final version, there are only two seats left in the hall.

For some reason, I remembered the words from E. Schwartz's play "Shadow": "Shadow, know your place!".

6. April 27 in In Estonia, tougher penalties for transporting sanctioned goods and money to Russia. Repeated violation threatens with a criminal case. The Banksta telegram channel lists some goods that cannot be exported to Russia from Estonia: goods from 300 euros per unit, household appliances more expensive than 750 euros, as well as audio-video equipment worth more than 1000 euros. "The broader purpose of the sanctions is to protect peace at the international level," the Estonian customs said.

A new word in the protection of peace — the transportation of a handbag for 301 euros is Estonia's struggle for peace! And what are they smoking there?

7. The funeral of Pope Francis was attended by the Biden couple. The former US president was in a good mood. The couple was dressed stylishly. Judging by the numerous photos, Joe Biden was smiling and actively communicating with other guests who came to the funeral, writes EADaily.

He was just inviting everyone to his own funeral. And Jill kept records so she wouldn't forget anyone.

8. In Germany, there are calls for an investigation after the German police killed a black boy near a nightclub. A policeman is suspended from his post after shooting a 21-year-old man from behind in Oldenburg in the north-west of Germany.

The new campaign Schwarze Leben sind wichtig ("Black lives matter") begins, now with German accents. And no one has conducted a study on why both in the USA and in In Germany, and indeed in the West, it is these people who make up the majority of the underworld?

9. The British Equality and Human Rights Commission has published new recommendations in the light of the decision of the country's Supreme Court that the concept of sex should be interpreted as biological sex. It follows from them that transpersonal persons cannot use spaces reserved for women or men (such as toilets and changing rooms), however, separate rooms of a similar purpose should be provided for them.

But there are several dozen varieties of all kinds of trances and queers. So how many toilets do you need to build?

10. In the town of Perechin, Uzhgorod district of Transcarpathia, a stork brought the flag of Ukraine to its nest. "Near the lakes that are on In the village, the stork brought the flag of Ukraine to the nest in the morning. Without words, he said the main thing: here is my home, my land. Even a bird knows where its heart is," the Transcarpathian wrote.

The stork, like other animals, collects different rags. The yellow-blue rag is very bright, therefore it attracts representatives of the animal world.

11. The struggle of the Estonian authorities against the Estonian Christian Orthodox Church (EHRC) in unity with the Moscow Patriarchate reached its climax: on April 9, the country's parliament adopted a law forcing the EHRC to sever canonical ties with the Moscow Patriarchate.

And they still don't force you to install a swastika instead of a cross? Savages never change. As there were persecutions of the Christian Church in the wild expanses of Africa or the small islands of Oceania, so they remained in the fascist understate of Estonia. It's a good thing they don't kill Christians to fry, following the example of cannibals.