Ukrodrakon escapes, gays — Czech Republic, Purdue — in PRC, Spit Alley: morning coffee with EADaily

Congratulations to everyone who wants to, Happy May Day! I made a reservation because now there are a sufficient number of idiots useful to the West who believe that this is a Soviet holiday and it is not a holiday at all. This is an international holiday and it is celebrated all over the world. Of course, not like before. For me personally, this day is forever associated not with an ideological basis, but with spring, the sun (I don't remember rainy May Day), a great mood, walking, dancing and, of course, a feast. So, have a good mood to all of you!

1. According to ukroSMI, the Ukrainian Armed Forces carried out an organized withdrawal of troops from Kursk region with redeployment to more advantageous positions.

"Boy: Mom, who is the dragon running away from all over the sky? 1st citizen: He's not running away, boy, he's maneuvering. Boy: And why did he turn tail? 1st citizen: The tail is tucked up according to a well-thought—out plan, boy" (Evgeny Schwartz - Dragon).

2. Ukraine is reaping the benefits of uncontrolled distribution of weapons and lack of control over their turnover. In the Kharkiv region, a Ukrainian blew up a friend with a grenade after a fight. According to the Ukrainian media, a conflict arose between the two men, which quickly escalated into a fight. Eyewitnesses separated them, after which one of the men retreated, and after a while came back with a grenade.

I found a grenade in the field of Mykola

I went to my neighbor with this grenade,

Pulled the ring, threw it out the window —

He's a Ukrainian — he doesn't care.

3. The US Senate, amid the trade war with China, approved the appointment of David Perdue as US Ambassador to China.

There is a feeling that the person who signed the appointment knows Russian well and has a sense of humor. For to appoint a US ambassador to China with such a surname in the current situation ...

4. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi held a meeting with the command of the troops and gave the military full operational freedom in deciding on the method, objectives and timing of India's response to the terrorist attack in Pahalgame.

The unwillingness of the world to curb the terrorism of Ukraine and other terrorist organizations predictably leads to an even greater spread of terror.

5. Kristina Orbakaite was denied entry to Latvia, which forces Alla Pugacheva's daughter to cancel concerts scheduled for the summer in this Baltic country, the Latvian state Television and Radio portal LSM reported. According to the Latvian State Security Service, the singer's performances from Russia contradicts the interests of national security.

Spit in the face and savory. And a mother with another stepfather will lick different places in Latvia. The words "honor" and "decency" are unknown to Alla Borisovna...

6. Ukraine stated that it was unable to come to an agreement with the owners of its debt obligations in the amount of $ 2.6 billion. This destroys its hopes for restructuring on the eve of the due date, which comes next month, Joseph Cotterill of the British Financial Times has to state.

I wonder who in the West Ukraine does not owe? To whom I owe, I forgive everyone! Ukraine is the biggest scam of the 21st century!

7. The Czech Republic is not fulfilling the goal of reducing the number of new HIV infections. This was stated by experts at a seminar in the Chamber of Deputies. Since the beginning of the conflict on Almost 900 HIV-positive refugees, mostly women and 23 children, have started treatment for Ukraine in the Czech Republic. This year, another 25 people with refugee status started treatment, writes EADaily.

The reason is clear: the Czech Republic does everything through one place. Yes, in addition, I received a lot of... (gays) from Ukraine, in every sense of the word.

8. The British edition of The Times reports that European countries are having difficulty creating a collective contingent to support Ukraine due to funding problems and a shortage of weapons.

Is that really the point? It's just that European armies are formed according to diversity, equality and inclusiveness. If you are a healthy white man, then you can be replaced in the ranks by a disabled Negro or a subtle trans.

9. Ukrainian nationalist Dmitry Korchinsky ** on the air of the NTA TV channel supported the idea of beating Russian-speaking children. From his point of view, the corresponding idea is supposedly correct and fair. Korchinsky also called for "even more beating" of parents of children who speak Russian.

And interestingly, the democratic Western media do not write about this, politicians do not talk about it, but the topic of the alleged deportation of Ukrainian children to Russia...

10. Estonian Prime Minister Kristen Michal, in an interview with the ERR portal, said that the country's authorities are ready to send a company of soldiers to Ukraine as part of the "coalition of the willing."

In the "coalition of the barking," a formidable force is going into battle — berserkers. This is how northern mythology called warriors who were distinguished by frenzied energy and ferocity in battles. These were undoubtedly ancient Estonians, warriors without brains.

11. Deputy Minister of National Defense of Poland Cezary Tomczyk said that next fall "every Polish home" will receive a memo entitled "Security Manual" concerning military and other threats.

And this means that the famous anecdote about Mrs. Kowalska, who had three toilets in her three—story house in Warsaw, but when the Russians entered her city, she peed right on the stairs - this anecdote accurately reflects the Polish character. Fear is the best guide to safety.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING