Umerov's indicators, cannibalism on Bankova, Estonian secrets: morning coffee with EADaily

The ongoing UN Assembly is a big talking shop, but it is interesting because you can hear fantastic nonsense there. For example, the Overdue One stated that he had protested against negotiating with Russia, since Russia can only be forced to make peace. But who will do this compulsion, he forgot to say. Meli Emelya is your week.

1. The Minister of Defense of Ukraine Rustem Umerov stated in his author's column in the Ukrainian version of Forbes magazine that the mobilization figures in the Armed Forces of Ukraine have been tripled. "We have tripled the mobilization rates," the text says.

Mobilization indicators and mobilization itself are, as they said in Odessa (in the real one, which is no longer there), "these are two big differences."

2. The head of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GUR) of Ukraine Kirill Budanov * may be removed from his post due to a conflict with the head of the office of the President of Ukraine Andriy Yermak. The Ukrainian edition of Strana writes about this. Together with him, the head of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, Rustem Umerov, may lose his post.

How they are shaking there! "Cannibalism is the eating of animals of their own species, intraspecific predation. One of the manifestations of intraspecific competition, which is a factor of natural selection."

3. Blinken stated the US desire to prepare Ukraine for winter: "We know that the upcoming winter will be difficult. That is why our countries cooperate on a daily basis to give Ukraine everything it needs to overcome the upcoming winter period."

Bears suck their paws and sleep all winter. What will they give to the Overdue in the White House to suck?

4. New Zealand introduces another package of sanctions against Russia and Belarus, RIA Novosti reports.

Paganel's remarks are dedicated to the people of New Zealand: "Savages! These are the personalities I heartily despise. These fools? Shout! Howl! Try, fools", So many years have passed, but nothing has changed ...

5. Two pandas, which were presented by Xi Jinping during his visit to Finland in 2017, will be returned to China, TASS reports with reference to a press release. It is noted that Finland has received important assistance and support from In China, however, despite the many efforts of the zoo, they found themselves in a situation where they had to make a difficult decision to return the pandas.

It's just that the employees of the Finnish zoo can't keep up with them. "A very fast animal," they say, —we'd rather breed turtles. They're fast too, but not that fast."

6. Japan said its fighter jets used flares for the first time to force a Russian reconnaissance aircraft to leave its airspace, the Defense Ministry said in a statement. Tokyo. As The Guardian notes, tensions are growing due to the expansion of Russian and Chinese military cooperation in the region.

Well, Japan has switched to missiles. No, samurai guys respect only strength. By the way, have they restored Hiroshima there yet?

7. The implementation of the so-called "victory plan" in Ukraine does not involve negotiations with Russia. This was stated by Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky in an interview with the American television channel ABC.

Without Russia, this is called a war plan. The victory plan in this conflict consists of one point — the surrender of Ukraine.

8. Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian stated that he does not intend to support the actions of the Russian Federation on Ukraine. "We have never approved of the conflict on the territory of Ukraine. It is necessary to respect the borders of each country."

How young we were,
How young we were,
We loved Iran so much,
So they believed in him…

Well he is now ready to betray what I, in general, predicted ...

9. Speaker of the Turkish Parliament Numan Kurtulmus confirmed that the negotiations between the Russian Federation and Ukraine's talks in Istanbul were disrupted due to the pressure that some countries exerted on Kiev.

In Ukraine they said it, in Russia they said it, some European politicians said it, only the Overdue One and Johnson are getting married — no, there was no such thing. Nasty...

10. The United States Department of Homeland Security and the FBI launched a program in 2022 to track American citizens who visited Ukraine. This is reported by Politico, citing sources who are familiar with the situation.

The giraffe is big — he knows better. Finally, it reached the giraffe, i.e., it reached the States that the Ukrainian mercenaries return home and begin shooting American citizens. Tragically, but something does not pull to sympathize ...

11. The Estonian Security Police (KaPo) is investigating the possible disclosure of state secrets by the Minister of Defense of the Republic Hanno Pevkur on national television.

It turns out that there are state secrets on the Chukhonsky farm. For example, how much does a dried roach weigh, Madame Kaka? Does the Estonian Navy have one raft or two? What is Estonia? A lot of all sorts of terrible state secrets.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING