Clown Bom, It's in Gulyai-Pole, bears and Trump: morning coffee with EADaily

Events, or rather their absence, confirm the axiom that word and deed are completely different things. And even if someone has decided to do a good deed, there will always be those who will slow down everything, Which is what is happening with Trump's undertakings. The American liberal mud has clung to everything that is possible, and is going to bury all the impulses of Trump. Moreover, with such jurisprudence, it is not difficult.

1. Independent American journalist and political commentator Michael Bohm named a possible date for a meeting between US President Donald Trump and Russian leader Vladimir Putin.

What I love about "independent" American political observers is their names. "Hello, Bim! — Hello Bom!". Especially Michael Bohm. The same level of analytics as the clowns from Carnival Night.

2. Chairman of the Commission of the Public Chamber of Russia on sovereignty issues, co-chairman of the Coordinating Council for the integration of new regions Vladimir Rogov, in an interview with RIA Novosti, said that a Japanese mercenary had been eliminated in the city of Gulyai-Pole occupied by the armed forces of Ukraine. According to him, the officer of the Japanese special forces Koto Ono was eliminated on the Zaporozhye front line.

Japanese mother is crying, Hayashi-san is crying, even ikebana is crying — where is our it, who has it left us for.

3. Captured Ukrainian border guard Alexander Bychko said that the North Atlantic Alliance disguises the transportation of the Ukrainian military to its bases for their training there as civilian flights. This is reported by RIA Novosti.

An old but effective way: in Israel they say that Hamas also transports militants and weapons in UNRWA ambulances.

4. CNN announced a massive layoff of employees amid plans to optimize work.

What kind of optimization are we talking about? Will they lie less? Will there be fewer fakes? Will they ignite conflicts around the world less? There is only one way to optimize — to close this symbol of the yellow press.

5. John Healy, the Minister of Defense of Great Britain, said that the department sent submarines to monitor the oceanographic vessel "Yantar" of the Russian Federation in the English Channel.

On the Islands of Britain
In a military company
There lived a Negro Healy-Healy,
Descendant of Swahili and parrot Ke.

6. The Secretary General of the North Atlantic Alliance, Mark Rutte, said that the Western military-political bloc should increase, and not to reduce support for Ukraine in order to change the "wrong" trajectory of the conflict.

What does the "trajectory" have to do with it? This is a line in space, which is a set of geometric points. The heroine of Chekhov's "Marriage" correctly says: "They want to show their education and always talk about the incomprehensible."

7. According to the newspaper Le Parisien, the director of the Louvre sent a letter to the Minister of Culture of France, in which she informed about the critical condition of the museum. The letter says that a number of halls are in disrepair, and there are also problems with ventilation in the museum.

Notre Dame Cathedral, the Louvre, what else will destroy Macron in Paris? The Arc de Triomphe? Napoleon's grave? The Rodin Museum?

8. Countries The EU has no extra money. Therefore, instead of helping Kiev, it will be more profitable to send troops there, writes the British Financial Times.

Of course, it is more profitable. Refugees are not accepted into the European army — only Europeans will go to war. Several hundred thousand will be killed. And who benefits? The same refugees who will breed like mushrooms after the rain. And they will transfer the whole East to Europe.

9. Residents of Transnistria continue to freeze in their apartments and houses due to the rolling blackout and lack of gas. But at the same time they say: "We will not give up and we will not bow to the Moldovan government. We will survive and win anyway," writes EADaily.

Sandu, due to his lack of education, does not even understand that Romanians will never bring Russians to their knees. But on the contrary — it has happened more than once.

10. The European Parliament, by a majority vote, approved a resolution calling on EU member states to expand sanctions against Russian media because of disinformation and support for military action in Ukraine. Ukraine. This was reported by RIA Novosti with reference to the results of voting at the plenary session. EP in Strasbourg.

Imagine a court in which one of the parties is forbidden to bring their arguments, arguments and facts. Why not? Yes, simply because the other side considers them unreliable. Absurd? But that's exactly what's happening. On the basis of what to consider the materials of the Russian media unreliable? And on what basis should we consider the materials of the Western media to be true?

11. Warm weather woke up the bears in the Moscow Zoo. Misled by the thaw, the bears came out of hibernation for a while, and then fell asleep again.

It's not about the thaw. The fact is that the bears woke up to watch Trump's inauguration, listen to his slogans. Considering all this a bad performance, the bears went to sleep.