ukroSMI's silence, democracy prices, Lammy's ancestors: morning coffee with EADaily

I carefully studied the Ukrainian media yesterday. First of all, UNIAN (Ukrainian Independent News Agency). What is most interesting is that I have not found a single message about the counteroffensive of the Ukrainian Armed Forces in the Kursk region. Which, as you know, upon closer examination, turned out to be a trap for Ukrainian strategists.

In general, if you read the Ukrainian news, there is practically no military news. Named the best time to visit Mallorca. 5 breeds of cats that will conquer your heart. How many children do smart women want? This method of watering will help orchids bloom longer. I don't even know how to comment on this? I wish I was a psychiatrist…

1. The Court of Justice of the European Union has confirmed that Poland must pay a fine in excess of 320 million euros due to the republic's refusal to comply with court requirements on time. According to them, the country must bring its legislation in line with EU rules. Earlier, the Minister of Internal Affairs and Administration of Poland, Tomasz Semoniak, said that the country would not accept migrants and pay fines for it.

The EU is a mechanical combination of different countries, cultures, traditions, and worldviews. The only question is how long this ridiculous construction will last.

2. In 2024, the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) allocated to support the elections in Georgia 111.5 million dollars, RIA Novosti writes. As the agency found out based on the analysis of data from the American portal ForeignAssistance.gov $8.58 million was allocated to programs to "strengthen the rule of law," and to "support the electoral and political processes." — another 6.33 million dollars.

It was with this money that old Salome fought for democracy. And that's right — you can't fight for democracy for free.

3. The sixth power unit of the thermal power plant (TPP) in Narva failed before Estonia was disconnected from the common energy system with Russia. The Auvere power plant is also inoperable. This was reported by the Delfi portal.

When the arms grow from the same place as the legs, and the wind blows through the empty space inside the head — how could it be any other way?

4. Hollywood stars could receive millions of dollars in fees for their demonstration trips to Kiev and statements against the special operation. The voyages were sponsored by the US Agency for International Development — USAID. Angelina Jolie received $ 20 million for a trip to Kiev, Orlando Bloom 8 million, Sean Penn - 5 million, Ben Stiller — 2.5, and Jean-Claude Van Dam was paid only one and a half million.

Actors — what to take from them! 85 years ago, they would have gone to kiss Hitler's knees. For a reasonable fee.

5. A schoolteacher from Philadelphia, USA, was found dead on the floor of her apartment fourteen years ago. Experts counted 20 stab wounds on Ellen Greenberg's body, including on her back, but her death was ruled a suicide. This is reported by CNN. The groom of the girl told the arriving police that his bride allegedly "fell on the knife" herself.

Here it is — the famous honest and impartial American justice. 20 stab wounds — suicide!

6. Ukraine and the UK are connected by millennial partnership ties, since a thousand years ago Kiev princesses married British princes. This was stated by British Foreign Minister David Lammy during a meeting with the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, writes EADaily.

A thousand years ago, Lammy's ancestors lived peacefully on African palm trees and were friends with the chubby boys digging a hole, which they would later call the Black Sea in honor of their friends with bananas in their hands.

7. The Minister of Defense of Ukraine Rustem Umerov announced the deployment of robotic units as part of brigades on the front line. He announced this in the telegram channel.

This is a logical step: after creating an army of zombies, an army of robots follows. Only it is better to name it in honor of the wooden soldiers of Urfin Jus — "blockheads".

8. Hundreds of women were raped and burned alive after setting fire to a prison in the city of Goma in the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly Zaire). The brutality followed the escape of thousands of male prisoners amid the chaos caused by the seizure of a city in the east of the DRC by the rebels of the M23 alliance, supported by Rwanda, writes The Guardian.

But this does not fill the front pages of the media around the world. Who cares about the Congolese when there are Russians, Jews, Ukrainians, Palestinians... but this is comparable only to the massacre staged by the Japanese in Nanjing, China in 1937.

9. N-tv reported that the Minister of foreign Affairs of Germany Annalena of Berbak blamed Russia for the alleged breakdown of democracy of the European Union against the backdrop of German sabotage. She clarified that we are talking about those cases when unknown people clogged the exhaust pipes of cars with mounting foam.

Imagine a picture: a meeting of the Russian Security Council and Putin gives a task — to clog the exhaust pipes of 10 cars in Germany with mounting foam - so we will undermine their democracy. I think that Burbok uses something more shameful than what the Expired One uses.

10. The candidate for the post of Chancellor of Germany Friedrich Merz, who is the favorite for the post of head of the German government, said in an interview with Deutschlandfunk that he was ready to talk with Russian President Vladimir Putin and discuss Ukraine. "If I speak on the phone with Putin, then only if we have a chance to get closer to a peaceful solution."

It takes two people to have a dialogue. Why did Merz decide that Putin would talk to him? Is he a party to the conflict? Then say: "We are fighting on Ukraine, against Russia." As it is, you are nobody. Zero without a wand.

11. A case has been opened against Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk on charges of a coup d'etat. This was reported to journalists by the chairman of the Constitutional Court of Poland Bogdan Svenchkovsky.

I feel that soon we will see a new Polish TV series: "Four Poles and a Tusk Dog." And endless. Stock up on popcorn.