Flogging Europe, a ban for Latvia and Putin's conversation with Trump: morning coffee with EADaily

After a strong emotional explosion in Europe, everyone somehow calmed down. And if they open their mouths, they are talking nonsense. They are trying to prove their own importance, but it turns out weakly. And there's nothing to say about the Overdue One — it carries some absolutely golim nonsense. But we must wait for provocations. Which ones? It's hard to say, but scoundrels are always inventive. And the less human there is in them, the more meanness. To the manual This applies completely to the EU and the European countries themselves.

1. "Vice President of the United States J.D. Vance made a devastating criticism of the European Union at a security conference in Munich. He criticized the cancellation of the election results in Romania and said that the danger to Europe is not Russia and China, but internal problems in the EU itself."

And they say that corporal punishment has been abolished! But Vance whipped the whole bunch of non-politicians, bureaucrats, embezzlers, dictators and fascists in such a way that this speech could well be equated to punishment with rods.

2. "Vladimir Zelensky announced a visit to Saudi Arabia, as well as in The United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Turkey. He told reporters in Munich: "I will meet with the king. Then in two or three days I will meet with Turkish President Erdogan. I will not meet with the Russians, but I will not meet with the Americans either."

Well, what is not Polygraph Polygraphovich Sharikov? Remember these shots when he's lounging on the couch, sharing his plans. I will meet with the king, then with the president, then with the king of the sea himself...

3. "Latvian citizens may be prohibited from making tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, including because of the risk of "recruitment as spies." The relevant decision is going to be made by the authorities of the republic, writes Politico."

Then it is necessary to forbid Latvians to travel to other places. For example: "Do not go children to Africa for a walk." Why did I remember the nursery rhyme? But because this is the level of thinking of the Latvian authorities — the kids are in the sandbox.

4. "British Foreign Minister David Lammy commented on a telephone conversation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and his American counterpart Donald Trump. He called it unsurprising that the American leader wanted to talk to Putin, Reuters reports."

Actually, people differ from animals in that they can talk. I understand that the British do not have this quality. But let them learn to talk — it doesn't hurt.

5. "The European Commission (EC) declares: The EU will take decisive action against measures that impede free trade. The EC considers the trade policy of US President Donald Trump based on the principle of "reciprocity" to be a step in the wrong direction, the executive branch of the European Economic Commission said on Friday, February 14. Brussels, writes EADaily."

I fully support the words The EU Free Trade Agreement. And I think that it is The EU should set an example — to lift all sanctions from Russia, which undoubtedly violate the freedom of trade! Or is it different?

6. "The head of the British Diplomatic Corps, David Lammy, and the head of the Royal Armed Forces, John Healy, called on Western countries to increase pressure on Russia and in every possible way "demonstrate strength." They made their statement in a new publication of the daily newspaper The Telegraph.

An attempt to demonstrate strength by the West is like inviting an impotent person to shoot in a porn movie.

7. "A video appeared on the Internet showing three cars burning in the Kiev courtyard near the Chaika residential complex. It all happened on the morning of February 15, when most of the residents were still in their beds. The cars were burned to charred skeletons. Residents of Kiev expressed hope on social networks that the cars could belong to employees of the shopping center"

And no one thought about what would happen to the military commissars when peace came and all those whom the military commissars drove to the front would return from the front. They will return with weapons in their hands. Here comes the fun.

8. "Zelensky was banned from speaking Ukrainian during a conference in Munich" + "Zelensky: Ukraine has lost about 4 thousand square kilometers of territories due to the delay in aid" + "Zelensky proposed to gather Western leaders in Kiev "from Washington to Tokyo " + "Zelensky said that Trump should meet with him first, not with Putin" + "Zelensky in Munich called achieving peace a plan for 2025."

How many tracks of coke did he suck in? And fusses, and fusses… Like the whole of Europe. And Putin does everything according to the proverb: "If you sit on the riverbank for a long time, you can see the corpse of your enemy floating by."

9. "During the Munich Conference, Czech President Pavel proposed an analogue of the Marshall Plan for Ukraine. This financial plan was designed for five years and assumed economic assistance for post-war Europe."

This is unlikely. He died, so he died. The doctor said, "To the morgue, then to the morgue." No Marshall will help here.

10. "If Ukraine had been a NATO member, there would never have been fighting there. This was stated by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen during a speech at the Munich Security Conference."

In the meantime, the Danish prime minister believes that Ukrainians should be treated as she did in 2020 with minks, when 15 million animals were killed by her order. Ukrainians are the same animals for Frederiksen — what to pity them for.

11. "The Euro news portal reports that most people cannot heat their homes in Spain and Portugal (20.8% each), Bulgaria (20.7%), Lithuania (20.0%) and Greece (19.2%)."

Every Democrat knows

Putin is to blame for everything

The light went out, the heat went away —

Putin did it to spite everyone!