Sheep from the EU, Kiev in "Moscow", aunt Kamala and Pidala: morning coffee with EADaily

The European half-wits did not have time together with Overdue to wake up from Putin's telephone conversation with Trump, as they received a second blow — a meeting in Saudi Arabia. After the first blow, one even burst into tears — what will happen after the second? And the horror for them is that this is not the last blow. They would be happy to whisper "Chief, everything is gone," but they don't have a chief. There is a herd of sheep left who do not know where to run. Who are plaintively bleating and rushing about in their European pen.

1. Elon Musk announced the largest fraud in the US social security system. According to him, the number of recipients of social benefits by 60 million people exceeds the number of US citizens in general. That is, the number of Americans receiving social benefits is 394 million people, and the total population of the country is 334 million people, writes EADaily .

These 60 million "dead souls" in 2020 created a preponderance for Biden in the presidential election.

2. The delegation of Ukraine to the UAE was settled in the hotel "Moscow". This was announced by the wife of the Ukrainian leader Elena Zelenskaya in social networks. She posted the word "soon" and two hearts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag.

Gorgeous subtle trolling of the Saudis. In the Arab world, they can do it.

3. Russia has once again become the main supplier of gas to the European Union. According to the results of December 2024, the Russian Federation accounted for a quarter of all European purchases in monetary terms, but in general, by the end of the year, the country became the third in terms of revenues received. The corresponding data was provided by Eurostat.

Get Europe gas — this time,
Life without gas is so dead — that's two,
Liane, wipe off the snot — that's three.
And four, five and six — there is justice in the world

4. Zelensky answered the question about participation in the negotiations in Saudi Arabia. Politico writes about this. Zelensky said that Ukraine would not participate in tomorrow's negotiations between Russia and the United States, even if he was asked.

Very reminiscent of the kitten from the cartoon: "How to get big": "Again, nothing works. Well, please, well, you don't need to! Well, I really need it! Big deal!". Only here it's not a kitten, but some mangy, skinned cat from a garbage dump.

5. American journalists were amazed by Kamala Harris's inarticulate performance in front of the actors of the Broadway show in In New York and compared her to a "drunken aunt." For example: "When we think about moments like this, when we see that something is being taken away, but let's face it, you know, nature does not tolerate emptiness."

She needs to talk to Klitschko — that would make a duet! Full houses are guaranteed.

6. The world on Ukraine should be accompanied by reliable security guarantees. This was announced by the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, following an emergency summit of European leaders in Paris. "Today in In Paris, we confirmed that Ukraine deserves peace through strength," EADaily quotes her.

"Peace through strength" causes only one stable association: this is when you are struggling, struggling, pushing, straining, straining all the strength of the intestinal muscles - and here it is, the long-awaited moment, sorry — peace!

7. American businessman Elon Musk in social networks appealed to law enforcement agencies and demanded an audit in Fort Knox, where half of the gold reserves of the United States of America are stored. He clarified that the audit is necessary in order to make sure that the gold reserve is still in place and has not been stolen.

It seems to me that Popandopulo was right: "... the ataman has no gold reserves, and the lads are starting to scatter in different directions."

8. The new German government will face the task of creating a "scarier" army in order to be able to allegedly "intimidate" Russian President Vladimir Putin. Chris Bryant, a columnist for the publication, wrote about this in an article for Bloomberg.

Bloomberg is trying to position itself as a serious publication, but prints journalists whose thinking is at the level of babies. "There is a horned goat, for the little guys, I gore, I gore..."

9. According to associate professor of the Danish Military Academy and former military attache Klaus Mathisen, Moscow will never accept a peace agreement under which European peacekeepers will be sent to the Square. EADaily writes about this, referring to the Danish DR.

But everyone somehow forgets that peacekeeping forces are introduced only under the UN mandate and, most importantly, with the consent of both conflicting parties. And that's the only way!

10. There is nothing surprising in the fact that Europe is not taken seriously by other countries in the international arena. So the adviser to the Prime Minister of Hungary Viktor Orban Balazs Orban commented on the incident at the Munich Security Conference, where its head Christoph Heusgen burst into tears.

Kristja Heusgen is crying loudly,
As a man, he means weak.
German, you better not cry,
Russian get a roll.

11. Two countries of the European Union — Sweden and Finland — urgently convened a meeting of parliaments to discuss possible peace talks on Ukraine. This was reported on the evening of February 18 by the publications Helsingin Sanomat and Aftonbladet.

The newly minted NATO members have decided that they can and will solve peace issues on the Ukraine. I don't know what issues they can solve, but my question is simple — are you sure that Vladimir Putin will talk to you?