Ploughman Zelya and the common people of the EU, shish without butter, Merc without NATO: morning coffee with EADaily

It is strange, of course, that Kiev did not create any provocations on February 24. Apparently things are bad with everything. At the same time and Ukraine and the EU are going to fight on. They, like their teacher and spiritual leader Adolf Hitler, believe that a miracle will happen and they will win.

Although the longer the hostilities continue, the more people will die, but nothing will change. Having a drug addict with experience and a European shelupon as commander—in-chief will not lead to any victory.

1. Russian assets frozen in the West belong exclusively to Ukraine. This was announced at a press conference following the results of the forum "Ukraine. The year is 2025," said the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky. "Frozen Russian assets are our money. It is ours, not ours with partners," Zelensky said, quoted by UNIAN.

If one of the organized criminal groups — the EU wants to take a stolen commissar, then Ukraine can cut it...

2. The leadership of the US Agency for International Development (USAID), appointed by President Donald Trump, sent emails about the dismissal of 2 thousand employees of the department. It is reported by The New York Times (NYT) with reference to the text of the letter.

Genuine lamentations can be heard in the camp of the Ukrainian media. And in the ranks of the so—called Russian opposition, many are ready for suicide - what to live on? Soon they will start selling their underwear...

3. The part of the Kursk region where the Armed Forces of Ukraine (AFU) are located can be exchanged for other territories. This was stated by Vladimir Zelensky, speaking at a press conference on plans for 2025.

If the Overdue Person was not illiterate, then I would not explain to him what "shagreen skin" is. And this is a piece that is getting smaller and smaller. And while Baby Tsakhes is getting cold feet, only a lump will remain in his hands. Even without oil.

4. The German Alternative for Germany party, following the results of the early elections to the Bundestag, gained more votes in East Germany than all other parties. TASS writes about this.

"Oh, the West is the West, the East is the East, and they will not leave their places." — R. Kipling also wrote. And this is still relevant today.

5. In Poland, the funds of the European Union, which were intended to help Ukraine, were stolen. This is reported by the Polish radio station RMF FM. According to the European Anti-Fraud Office (OLAF), the Polish company RARS has plundered 91 million euros intended for the purchase and supply of power generators to Ukraine.

There is simply not a single country in the West that does not steal money allegedly allocated for the protection and restoration of Ukraine. That's why they want the war to continue, so that the stolen goods disappear forever into the "black hole" and will be revived with villas and bank accounts.

6. The UK intends to ban all high-ranking Russian politicians, officials, as well as heads of large enterprises from entering its territory. This is reported by the British newspaper The Times. The corresponding step, according to London, is needed to increase pressure on Russia and at the same time reducing the alleged "national threat" to Britain.

How will this increase the pressure on Russia, of course, is not explained. Because, as usual, there is nothing to say. Except, of course, "Highly Likley".

7. Friedrich Merz, candidate for chancellor of Germany from the CDU/CSU bloc, a possible future head of the country's government, noted that the administration of US President Donald Trump is indifferent to the fate of European countries, so the EU needs to concentrate, strengthening its positions: "My impression over the past few days is that Russia and America are uniting here, through the heads of Ukraine, and therefore through the heads of Europe."

It turns out that Ukraine represents the whole of Europe, or only — according to the rhyme — a part of Europe? And Europe, like hydra, is multi—headed? So it's necessary to chop off the heads...

8. The resolution of the Verkhovna Rada on the continuation of the powers of Volodymyr Zelensky "until the newly elected president of Ukraine takes office," as the parliamentarians themselves report, failed at the vote. 218 deputies voted for the resolution, while at least 226 were needed.

They just spat in the faces of the crowd gathered in Kiev shoble euroshav. They spat with gusto. But those are all God's dew.

9. The candidate for the post of Federal Chancellor of Germany Friedrich Merz expressed doubt that NATO will remain in its former form until the summit of the North Atlantic bloc in June. In an interview with ARD TV channel, he said that Europe could create an alternative defense bloc.

Without the United States, Europe can create only one bloc — a Union of Narrow-minded Corrupt Hysterics.

10. Minister of Foreign Affairs and Foreign Economic Relations Peter Szijjarto said that the 17th package of sanctions against The Russian Federation has already been discussed at a meeting of the foreign ministers of the EU countries. According to the Hungarian politician, they want to include energy in it again. The 16th package of anti-Russian sanctions was approved today.

It is not clear, if not sanctions against Russia, then what is the EU doing? That is, when the sanctions end, the EU should be dissolved. However, you can dissolve it right now. For the meaninglessness of existence.

11. Israeli expert Jacob Kedmi told about the scandal that singer Alla Pugacheva made in a cafe. He stated that his wife witnessed the scene. The scandal happened in a cafe on the seashore between Pugacheva and the waitresses. The actress demanded to find a table for her in a crowded place, declaring her stellar status. However, she was refused, explaining that there are no places, and it doesn't matter who you are.

I imagined this picture, and here in Israel mostly young girls work as waitresses — I regret that I was not a witness. They will take away so that it will not seem enough. The Star… The sunken...