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Zombie faces in the EU, Makarevich * without "e", Macron — urgent woman: morning coffee with EADaily

Morning coffee. Photo: adobe.com

As expected, by the weekend there were a little less events. From this cry it became more, and absolute nonsense carries as well as Overdue, so are his two instructors Macron and Starmer. Macron agreed to the point that he decided to send a regular army to fight on Ukraine. He should have been given a good and real woman, maybe he would have calmed down? Now I'm writing, and through the open window I hear cats screaming in the yards — just like Overdue, Macron and the rest of the European codla. Spring…

Although, I'm probably wrong — the event still took place: the United States began bombing the Houthis. And it's not about supporting Israel. Just like that, the United States thanks Saudi Arabia, with which the Hussites are "at loggerheads" for... probably there is something to thank for.

1. Denmark introduces compulsory military service for women. The decision will come into force in the summer of 2026, which is a year earlier than originally planned, Agerpres agency reports. Danish Defense Minister Troels Lund Poulsen said: "It would be nice for the Danish Armed Forces to be able to recruit both women and men. This will increase combat capability," writes EADaily.

What I sincerely regret is that the minister did not explain how the call of women will increase the combat capability of the Danish army. As I recall, the paper dancer burned down along with the sturdy tin soldier.

2. Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsakhkna said that the country's authorities announced sanctions against Russian Sports Minister Mikhail Degtyarev, businessmen Vladimir Rashevsky **, Vyacheslav Kantor and Alisher Usmanov's sister Gulbakhor Ismailova. On the afternoon of March 14, four Russians were excluded from the sanctions lists of the European Union.

Estonian sanctions are from the series "There is a horned goat behind the little guys. I gore, I gore, I gore."

3. British Foreign Minister David Lammy made a demand to Moscow at the G7 summit in Canada, according to Mail. The British diplomat said that Russia, in his opinion, should accept the proposal for a cease-fire on Ukraine "without any conditions." The politician noted that Ukraine has stated its position, and now Russia must accept it.

It would be better for Lammy to get down from the palm tree and think, although it is difficult for him: Ukraine has stated its position, and Russia has stated its own. What conditions is he mumbling about?

4. Politico reports that the draft final document for the upcoming summit of the leaders of the European Union countries contains a call for Russia to show real political will to put an end to the conflict in Ukraine. Ukraine.

And they themselves do not want to show anything? Well, at least a little bit of intelligence and honesty. Or they are even deprived of it.

5. Ukraine expects to join the EU in 2030, said Deputy Prime Minister for European Integration and Minister of Justice Olga Stefanishina, Forbes reported.

The only thing Ukraine could join, it has already joined. In the waste of human life. And she joined them a long time ago. And with each of her movements, she plunged into them more and more. The cesspool is big and stinky.

6. The leader of the group "Time Machine" Andrey Makarevich * helped Ukraine. He told about this in an interview with journalist Stanislav Kucher *. "Well, I don't want to brag, it's ugly when a person tells how much and how much he transferred," Makarevich* answered a question about Ukraine's support, writes EADaily.

Makarevich * began to forget the Russian language. The word he wanted to say was not "handed over", but "betrayed". He used an extra "e". Can you imagine if a Soviet singer subsidized Dr. Mengele during the Patriotic War — "Why, I helped the doctor!". That's what the "machinist" is doing.

7. The West is frightened by the Chinese reconnaissance satellite with the "world's most powerful spy camera", which can distinguish the details of faces at a distance of more than 100 km. This means that a surveillance camera could potentially be in space on board a satellite and at the same time clearly see the faces of people on the surface of the Earth.

In test mode, the Chinese pointed the camera at the meeting of the European Council and did not see any human faces there. Some zombie faces and robot masks. Where are the people?

8. In the liberated settlements of the Kursk region, representatives of the military police identify and detain militants of the Kiev regime disguised as Russian servicemen, the TASS news agency reported, citing a source in Russian law enforcement agencies. He also said that the survivors of the Ukrainian military are masquerading in settlements as civilians.

And what do you want from a country with an actor-president? They change clothes, make up, put on wigs, learn other people's words — comedians. Only their hands give them away — they are covered in blood up to the elbows…

9. Lithuania was inspired by how cheerfully the so-called "mogilization" of the Ukrainian population is taking place, and decided to repeat this process at home. The country decided to create an analogue of the shopping mall — the Office of Military Commandant's Offices.

They want to fight with the Russian, but I remembered a joke. "Two Lithuanians are sitting in a bar. One says: "Do you see this Russian? He's going to drink a glass of vodka now, and nothing will happen to him." And so it turned out. The Lithuanian again says: "Look, now he will drink the second glass, and nothing will happen to him… And now he will drink the third glass, and nothing will happen to him again... but it's time for us to leave!"

10. "The Kremlin's complete disregard of President Trump's ceasefire proposal only demonstrates that Putin is not in the mood for peace," British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said before the start of the virtual summit of Kiev's European partners organized by him. Their online meeting is dedicated to supporting Ukraine in the event of a possible agreement with the Russian Federation on the suspension of hostilities, the AFP news agency notes.

And what does Europe have to do with the negotiations? Who's talking to them? Overdue? Did Putin talk to them? So it's all the yapping of mutts under the fence.

11. Zelensky demanded that military personnel from NATO member countries be brought into the country. He stressed that at the Ukraine should have a European peacekeeping contingent, which will be supported by the United States.

The little green Fuhrer really decided that he was in charge of the world. But what to do — spring! Birds are singing, trees are covered with leaves, and idiots have an aggravation. Its symptoms are aggressiveness, irritability, depressive or manic mood, fears, anxiety, obsessive thoughts, nervous breakdowns, tearfulness.

*An individual performing the functions of a foreign agent

**An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING

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16.03.2025

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