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Inglourious bastards, a medal for Trump, to die for the Fuhrer: morning coffee with EADaily

Morning coffee. Photo: adobe.com

The week promises to be interesting. First, the United States has announced some new actions since Monday. It is actions, not initiatives. Secondly, and maybe just firstly, this week, I assume, Russia will liberate the last 80 square kilometers of the Kursk region from the ukrofascists. Thirdly, the "bastards," as Medvedev called them, Macron and Starmer, who have not achieved their goals, will try to provoke World War III again. True, it's not that interesting, but scary…

1. Emmanuel Macron, President of France, expressed the opinion that EU states have the right to send military personnel to the territory of Ukraine as peacekeepers and instructors, without waiting for consent from the Russian Federation.

It is strange that the president of such a large country does not understand that Russian missiles can hit French troops without waiting for France's consent.

2. In California (USA), a jury ordered the Starbucks coffee chain to compensate the driver who received burns for an impressive amount of $ 50 million. According to CNN, the accident occurred in 2020, when Michael Garcia was picking up his order at a car cafe in Los Angeles. One of the three ordered drinks turned out to be insufficiently securely fixed in the holder, slipped out and fell on the man's lap, causing serious burns.

Judging by the amount, there was plasma in the glass, and the fallen glass burned the entire lower half of his body. That's what a good lawyer means.

3. The era of American state media has come to an end. Trump's decision to reduce the staff of the US Agency for Global Media led to the actual closure of Voice of America*, Radio Liberty * ** and Free Asia. Employees were sent on vacation, from where they are unlikely to return, writes EADaily.

Of course, this is only the beginning of the battle with the fake—throwing factories, but all the same, Trump can be awarded with a medal on which Peter the Great ordered to knock out the inscription "The unprecedented happens."

4. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky said that the territorial issue is "complicated," writes the New York Post. Zelensky said that the issue of the territory is "complicated" and should be resolved later," the article says.

For the Overdue, any question is difficult. So it doesn't solve anything. To do this, he has specially trained robots — the leaders of Europe. They act as teleprompters of the green Fuhrer.

5. The Election Commission of Romania on Saturday excluded the second far-right candidate Diana Shoshoake from participation in the presidential elections in May amid growing tensions ahead of the repeat vote in May, Agence France-Presse reports.

The EU has turned Romania into a state for the test implementation of the highest democratic freedoms. If it does, then this is the scenario that awaits all EU countries. The winners of the elections will be appointed by the court.

6. The United States expels the Ambassador of South Africa in Washington, and Secretary of State Marco Rubio accuses the diplomat of hating the United States and Donald Trump. "To the Ambassador of South Africa in The United States is no longer welcome in our great country," Rubio wrote on the social network X.

In the USA, they simply saw the future of their country in South Africa: the power of blacks over the former. And this made Trump tense.

7. Chinese President Xi Jinping will not go to Brussels, where the summit in honor of the 50th anniversary of diplomatic relations between China and The European Union, writes the Financial Times.

Diplomatic relations without economic relations are zero, an empty phrase. So the EU should think about the economic war that it is trying to impose on China. These are not diplomatic curtsies.

8. The leader of the French Patriots party, Florian Philippot, stated the obvious: it was French President Emmanuel Macron, and not The Russian Federation is trying to provoke a new world-class conflict. Simply put, Macron is trying to unleash a third world war.

A.S. Pushkin wrote about this new Napoleon:

"We honor everyone with zeros,
And units — themselves;
We all look at the Napoleons;
There are millions of bipedal creatures
There is only one weapon for us,
The feeling is wild and funny to us."

9. In an interview with the Japanese NHK TV channel, Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andriy Sibiga threatened to continue military operations in the Kursk region: "We continue operations in the Kursk region," Sibiga said. "And we will continue them in the future."

They probably have an incubator for growing idiots there, in Ukraine. And with a very high level of energy.

10. The head of the largest American PMC Blackwater, Eric Prince, urged not to believe "idiot politicians" who claim that the West managed to "destroy the Russian army." "No, we have used up a lot of material, and the Russian army has become infinitely smarter," EADaily quotes.

It's just that Prince doesn't know how the elections are going in their own country, in the West: "A call to the election commission: — Do I want to become a politician? — Are you an idiot? — Is this a prerequisite?".

11. According to Ukrainian telegram channels, the Poltava regional Shopping Center stated that suicide attempts are "evasion from military service" and "a manifestation of shameful cowardice. "These men had already been mobilized and were waiting to be sent to the training center as military personnel. After treatment, they will be treated exactly as military," they explained to the mobilized their near future at the Shopping Mall.

You can die only for the Fuhrer. No other departures from life are expected.

*An organization performing the functions of a foreign agent

**An organization whose activities are considered undesirable on the territory of the Russian Federation

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16.03.2025

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