Enemy ants in Europe, full Pedersen, punishment on Odessa: morning coffee with EADaily

As usual, there is not much news at the weekend and they are all without any sensations. Perhaps this is not bad. For sensations most often bring trouble, especially sensations from the West.

1. New version of the draft agreement between the United States and Ukraine's mineral resources report contains no mention of security guarantees for Kiev, the New York Times reports. It is noted that the project again demands that Washington retains control over the fund for the restoration of Ukraine. Security guarantees have also disappeared, the newspaper reports.

The overdue one does not understand that one should not pull the sleeping tiger by the whiskers — it is difficult to guess in what mood he will be if he wakes up ...

2. The discussion of the terms of the new version of the deal on the transfer of Ukrainian rare earth minerals to the United States ended in vain. This is reported by the Reuters news agency with reference to an insider. It is indicated that the communication between the delegates of the Kiev regime and representatives of President Donald Trump took place in a "hostile atmosphere."

Here is the result. As the Vietnamese proverb says: "A tiger and a deer should not walk together." What if there's a green monkey instead of a deer? Especially...

3. A court in Armenia acquitted a 72-year-old resident of the country who threw an apple in the direction of Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan. The court found no corpus delicti in the actions of the man. Pensioner Albert Arstamyan threw in Pashinyan apple from his window. He became a defendant in a hooliganism case.

He became very old — the sight was lost. Therefore, he missed. No, he didn't miss—he hit me in the head. The apple ricocheted.

4. Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada Ruslan Stefanchuk called the condition for holding elections on Ukraine. According to the parliamentarian, after the end of martial law, the elections will be held on Ukraine will require the adoption of a separate law, since there are no relevant provisions in the country's constitution. Stefanchuk noted that on Ukraine has regular and extraordinary elections, and these will be post-emergency, so they will require a separate legislative act.

Even with a stuffed animal, even with a carcass, the Overdue One decided to stay for the second and subsequent terms.

5. Germany and Britain have warned Russia that the West will continue to support Ukraine, Reuters writes, citing the head of the defense Ministry of Germany, Boris Pistorius and his British counterpart John Healy. Pistorius noted that "Ukraine can count on support."

In other words, Germany and Britain warned Russia and the whole world that they are ready and want to continue the war to the last Ukrainian.

6. More than 10 thousand migrants migrated from Germany to Poland. These are the data of the German Federal Police, which analyzed the period from January 2024 to the end of February 2025. Most often these are citizens of Ukraine with Polish "experience cards", but with expired identity documents, writes EADaily.

Well, so stay? They have been in Germany, now they will be in Poland. And then, — where they will give you more to eat.

7. The leadership of the Kiev regime is dissatisfied with the pace of mobilization, which lags behind the plan. Particular discontent is caused by the situation that has developed in Odessa region, where mobilization rates are completely unsatisfactory. In this regard, it was decided to strengthen the recruitment teams in this region. To this end, in Odessa from Additional forces of military enlistment offices have been deployed to the Kiev region, writes EADaily.

It is the Lord who punishes the city for May 2, 2014. He sees and remembers everything.

8. German scientists warn about the rapid advance of the aggressive ant species Tapinoma magnum to the northern regions of the country. These insects, capable of paralyzing power grids and Internet communications, have already caused disruptions in the city of Kel. Earlier colonies of pests were seen in France and Switzerland. These ants are native to the western Mediterranean and North Africa.

Apparently, these are also refugees: they don't work, they multiply quickly, they spoil the equipment. All signs of refugees.

9. The French army is preparing to fight with Russia on the border with Romania, according to Le Figaro. The newspaper writes that the French military are mapping the territory on the border of Romania with Ukraine and Moldova in case of a possible clash between NATO and Russia.

The fact that the French Musketeers are stupid is no secret. But a simple question: "Russia has already passed and Ukraine and Moldova? But what about your statement that Ukraine is winning?"

10. The "expert" from BILD Julian Repke is outraged that the Russian army does not attack the fortified areas of the Armed Forces of Ukraine head-on, but prefers to bypass them, cutting off supplies. He seriously claims that the Russian army uses "horseshoe tactics" solely because... of its inability to attack the Ukrainian Armed Forces head-on.

I wonder who pulled that turnip into journalists? It can be seen that his grandparents were good. It's just a pity that they didn't give me brains.

11. UN Special Envoy for Syria Geir Pedersen refused to meet with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov during a diplomatic forum in Antalya. His words are quoted by RIA Novosti: "I, of course, continue to work with Russia, but I will not meet with Sergey Lavrov on the sidelines of this forum, I immediately leave for the airport."

And what can you expect from a man named Pedersen?