Boutique front, prostitute for a million, one hundred years of Starmer: morning coffee with EADaily

The situation is escalating every day. Not so much by actions as by irresponsible statements. How can the Prime Minister of Great Britain sign some kind of agreement for a hundred years if he is most likely to be driven from his post with a filthy broom this year, and the president of Ukraine is illegitimate by any law at all?

The documents signed by them cannot be used even in the toilet, not to mention other purposes. And so it is in everything. But we'll see what happens in four days. I am sure that Trump will arrange a performance with signatures on the very first day.

1. The UK intends to create forces to counter Russian troops in the conflict with Ukraine, the British newspaper Telegraph reports. As part of this plan, Challenger 2 battle tanks, Warrior infantry fighting vehicles, M270 multiple launch rocket systems and thousands of military personnel will be involved.

This moronism is starting to annoy. Peacekeeping forces are deployed between the parties to the conflict only if both parties to the conflict agree. Both of them!

2. The wife of the President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky, Elena, was spotted at the St. Moritz ski resort in Switzerland. This was announced by former MP Igor Mosiychuk *, while official Kiev denies information about her vacation, writes TK "Страна.иа ".

Oh, right, she's at the front! Only her front goes through all the boutiques of Paris, London, New York. So she has a front line, she has a shelter there.

3. Almost a million hryvnias of payments for fictitious participation in hostilities were counted to his wife by the former commander of one of the defense brigades in Ukraine. The newspaper "Strana" writes about this. The investigation found that the official fictitiously divorced his wife in July 2023 and arranged for her to be a shooter in his brigade.

All the best is on Ukraine. Even the most expensive prostitute is Ukrainian. A million for sleeping with her!

4. Military doctor Michael Stokin, who abused 41 patients under the guise of providing them with medical care, was convicted in the United States and sentenced to 164 months in prison. It is also reported that Stockin was threatened with 250 years in prison, but a deal with the investigation helped him avoid such punishment.

The wonderful world of American justice — the bastard raped 41 people and will serve several years in prison for it. As much as they gave to a citizen who doubted that Biden was elected legitimately! God bless America — the land of murderers and their patrons.

5. Ukraine is considering the possibility of abandoning the pegging of the hryvnia exchange rate to the dollar in favor of the euro in order to strengthen economic ties with the European Union. However, the exact timing of such a transition has not yet been determined, said Vice-Governor of the National Bank of Ukraine Kateryna Rozhkova.

They all have megalomania there! They consider themselves a sovereign state. Colonial backyards. If you don't want a dollar, the US will stop selling everything to you. How many days will you last?

6. Without the APU, Europe will not be able to cope with By the Russian Federation in case of conflict. The corresponding statement was made by the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, Onet reports.

Ukraine for Europe is a suitcase without a handle: it's hard to carry, but it's a pity to leave. But the suitcases have complaints. No wonder—suitcases, especially green ones, don't have brains. By definition.

7. Polish experts are indignant at Zelensky's answer to the question about the exhumation of the victims of the Volyn massacre at Ukraine. At first, he said that "it is very important that both sides respect each other." He answered another question in the style of Klitschko at all: "Today we are where we are," writes EADaily.

The fact that a Nazi does not want to confess to the Nazi crimes of his spiritual ancestors does not surprise me. But the actions of the Poles cause squeamishness. They c... t (spit) in their eyes, and they say "God's dew."

8. About 41% of German university students express their willingness to emigrate to work after completing their studies, the Welt newspaper reports, citing the results of an annual analytical study conducted by the Ernst & Young auditing and consulting company, EADaily writes.

I remembered a joke: "Men! There are Germans in the village! There are Germans in the city too! There are Germans everywhere! — We need to get out of this Germany as soon as possible..."

9. United Kingdom and Ukraine is going to strengthen the security of the Baltic, Black and Azov Seas within the framework of the centennial partnership agreement. This is stated on the website of the British government.

It's good to live in a fictional world! You can carry any nonsense, and everyone understands that this is nonsense. There is only one question: but Overdue and Starmer understand that they are talking nonsense?

10. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer arrived in Kiev on January 16 with a promise to guarantee Ukraine's security for a hundred years to come.

A century is not an obstacle for us,
We are two embezzling friends
And we want that again
We succeeded in clowning,
Everyone suffocated from the stench,
And we just don't give a damn about the world.

11. Vladimir Zelensky promised to respond to the flight of a drone over the Mariinsky Palace in Kyiv, which is the ceremonial residence of the presidents of Ukraine and is located next to the Verkhovna Rada. During the flight of the drone at the Mariinsky Palace, Zelensky met with British Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

A master of cheap theatrical effects — there has never been a case that a siren did not sound during the arrival of Western politicians in Kiev.

*An individual included in the list of terrorists and extremists of ROSFINMONITORING