Baron Seelyhausen, Chancellors Hitler and Scholz, Ursula and Slavery: morning coffee with EADaily

Events are developing not so rapidly, but quite effectively. The last days have been marked by a huge number of stuffing, sometimes so stupid that you don't understand what kind of flush to introduce them to the public. The Western media are simply sophisticated in insulting Trump and his team. But Trump is running like a bulldozer. I hope it will last for a long time. And I hope that he will not change his course. Although there are several things in it that cause anxiety.

1. Illegitimate Ukrainian President Zelensky said that Trump is in a "disinformation bubble" and Kiev would like the American leader's team to know more "the truth about Ukraine."

The whole truth of the Overdue about Ukraine is collected in the book "The Amazing Adventures of Baron Zelyhausen, told by himself."

2. Scholz criticized Trump for calling Zelensky a dictator. The politician spoke about this in an interview with Der Spiegel magazine. According to the chancellor, it is wrong and dangerous to deny Zelensky democratic legitimacy. Scholz believes that he is the elected head of Ukraine.

I would like to remind Herr Scholz that Hitler was legitimately elected Chancellor of Germany.

3. The Germans take empty bottles to Austria to save on containers. The Kronen Zeitung newspaper reports that since the beginning of February, a huge number of trailers filled with used containers have been transported across the border. This situation seems to be a profitable enterprise for consumers. However, German beer sellers and producers suffer losses.

Drink foamy beer — the mug will be hefty. And take the dishes to Vienna — you will do without migraines.

4. Clothes from China has a strong influence on the textile industry of Eastern Europe at very low prices. The Bulgarian garment factories were particularly badly affected, which are being closed, and workers remain on the street, writes EADaily.

And Europe is going to wage trade wars with China. In ten years, all of Europe will be closed — as unnecessary.

5. American journalist Tucker Carlson, during a broadcast on a social network, said that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, looks like a man under the influence of strong drugs: "You look at Zelensky and think — clearly something is wrong with him."

Let's go from the opposite: is there in Overdue something that could indicate that he does not use cocaine? There are no such signs.

6. US President Donald Trump, speaking to a pool of White House journalists, said that British Prime Minister Starmer and French President Macron had asked him for a personal meeting and would soon arrive in Washington. This is reported by RIA Novosti.

"Uncle is us, your faithful servants, have you forgotten about us, or what? I'm sorry if that's wrong! We always, we can. Just don't forget about us." Wretched!

7. According to Trump, Zelensky rudely treated US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent during his first visit to Ukraine — the official came to Kiev to conclude a deal on rare earth metals. Trump said that Bessent arrived in Kiev and treated him very rudely: he was, in fact, refused. Zelensky, during the arrival of the head of the US Treasury, "was asleep and could not meet with him."

Well, everything is clear here — pan will not come out of the boor. In addition, Trump is a vindictive man — this "sleeping" will come out sideways to the overdue. And very soon.

8. Scholz tried to buy weapons from Brazil in 2023 in order to transfer them to Ukraine later. This was announced by the president of the South American country Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva: "I am not going to sell weapons with the aim of killing Russians or anyone else."

Scholz thought that the whole world was corrupt, like Europe, and ready to lie under the Overdue, as the old woman Europe lay under it.

9. In Lithuania it is necessary to adopt a law on foreign agents. This was stated by the deputy of the Lithuanian Seimas Valius Azhuolas. According to the parliamentarian, it's time to figure out where the fugitive Belarusian oppositionist Svetlana Tikhanovskaya and her entourage got money from: "Under the liberal conservatives, this lady lived at the expense of taxpayers on an all-inclusive system (I wonder if alcohol is included there?). Why now she has to live at the expense of the people, EADaily reports.

Good morning! What took you so long to sleep? Have you finally woken up? But it was you who called this slut the president of Belarus.

10. The UK authorities are going to hold a meeting of the leaders of a number of states on Ukraine, Sky News reports, citing sources. According to the TV channel, it will take place after the return of Prime Minister Cyrus Starmer from Washington.

And it doesn't seem to European scoundrels that it's wrong to solve the issue of Russia, to put it mildly. Russia, in contrast to Ukraine is not a colony, and it is impossible to solve anything without it.

11. The Prime Minister of Grenada, Dickon Mitchell, demanded that the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, apologize and pay reparations for slavery. It is reported by Reuters. Von der Leyen replied to Mitchell that "slavery is a crime against humanity." She did not mention reparations at the same time.

Wait, she didn't apologize either. She's fine.