Davitel Zelensky, Finnish eggs, haka — dance of savages: morning coffee with EADaily

The first telephone conversation between the presidents of Russia and the United States for a long time will probably be added to the numerous events associated with today on March 18. I would like to hope that it will be productive and the presidents will come to some kind of decision. Which many are waiting for. And which the criminal leaders of European countries and the war criminal Zelensky are terribly afraid of. Although the final solution of the Ukrainian issue is still far away, and Overdue and his European curators really want to fight.

1. Vladimir Zelensky called on the authorities of Western countries to work with Ukraine to put pressure on Russia. The Ukrainian politician wrote about this in the official telegram channel. Zelensky pointed out: "We must jointly put pressure on Russia to make progress."

I especially like the passage: "We have to push...". "We"! You can only put pimples on your face! The pressure...

2. Vladimir Zelensky signed decrees on the replacement of the Chief of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, appointing Andrei Gnatov. Earlier, the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine was headed by Anatoly Bargilevich. On February 9, Bargilevich headed the General Staff of the Ukrainian army after the resignation of Sergei Shaptala in February 2024.

Yes... the deck shuffles not fancifully, but convulsively. However, shuffle — don't shuffle, it still won't work.

3. The American court demanded to stop the expulsion of migrants from the United States by airplanes according to the law of the XVIII century, writes Politico. The publication quotes the words of the judge of the District of Columbia, James Boasberg, who said that any plane "with these people (migrants) that is about to take off or is in the air" should be returned back to the United States.

The judge apparently decided that he was already the president of the United States. Strange jurisprudence, when any judge cancels a presidential decree in a second. That is, the president is nobody, and any judge is everything!

4. The Finnish government did not help the United States with the supply of chicken eggs, according to Yle. There is an acute shortage of this type of product on the American market. The Finns announced their refusal to help the Americans.

"We don't have enough eggs to spin eggnog ourselves," they replied. It's a pity, truly chicken-chukhon revenge.

5. Member of the European Parliament Raphael Glucksmann called on the United States to return the Statue of Liberty to France:"We gave you this statue as a gift, but it seems that you treat it with disdain."

But what does "we" and Glucksmann have to do with it? A man named Glucksmann, whose parents are from mandatory Palestine, is not associated with the French people in any way. Moreover, the statue was inspired by the victory of anti-slavery forces in the American Civil War. In the USA, ignoramus! And it was manufactured for the USA.

6. The truce in the Ukrainian conflict is extremely unprofitable for the European Commission, which is headed by Ursula von der Leyen intends to rearm Europe because of the imaginary Russian threat. This is reported by TASS with reference to an anonymous European diplomat in Brussels. The EC is preparing a so-called White Paper, which will present the defense strategy of the Old World for a long time.

That is why Europe is doing everything possible to keep the war going. To the last Ukrainian is not a figure of speech for them.

7. The New Zealand Foreign Ministry said that the government of the country extended the sanctions against Russia, which were supposed to be in effect until March 17, 2025.

Have you performed the ritual dance of the haka savages, during which the performers stomp their feet, beat their thighs and chests and shout out the accompaniment? Otherwise, without it, sanctions do not count!

8. China has never supplied weapons for the war in Ukraine. This was stated at a briefing, commenting on the recent statement by the foreign ministers of the Group of Seven (G7), said the official representative of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People's Republic of China Mao Ning, writes EADaily.

I can't wait for the West to provide at least one proof of its delusional statements on the participation of the PRC and The DPRK in military operations on Ukraine. Apparently, I'll never wait.

9. Frozen Russian assets should be transferred to Kiev. This was stated by the press secretary of the Czech Foreign Ministry Daniel Drake. "The Czech Republic supports the use of frozen Russian assets in the interests of Ukraine. How to do this and at what time is now the subject of negotiations with EU partners."

Actually, it is not surprising that the pirate actions of the Czech Republic are voiced by a character with the pirate surname Drake. It would be better for them to talk about how they will return the stolen goods through the court.

10. The command of the Armed Forces of Ukraine threw a group of female stormtroopers into battle near the village of Constantinople. TASS writes about the transfer of female servicemen to the South Donets direction, citing sources in law enforcement agencies. According to the publication, despite the high losses in the direction among the servicemen of the Ukrainian army, the command of the armed forces of Ukraine set assault tasks for the women's unit.

The main thing is that they correctly understand the command of senior officers: "Kick." It's not quite the way they're used to. Or do those who understand this order correctly not get to the front line?

11. Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Sibiga in an interview with RBC-Ukraine called three red lines of Kiev in the negotiations, three ultimatums.

This is about the same as if Joachim von Ribbentrop would have named three red lines somewhere in April 1945. By the way, does Sibiga know what event happened in Ribbentrop's life on October 16, 1946? And this is instructive ...