Thieves in Lithuania, lesbian and "Manavanui", kind Lukashenko: morning coffee with EADaily

It seems that no special events have happened. The widely declared war in the Middle East did not take place. They didn't shoot any more than usual. Let's hope that all the steam from both sides has gone into the horn.

1. Lithuanian customs officers seized military uniforms and camouflage nets on passenger trains traveling from Kaliningrad to Moscow. From September 27 to October 2, four shipments of "military-grade" goods loaded onto passenger trains were detained. We are talking about five camouflage pants and several camouflage nets.

Five pairs of trousers is a serious blow to the Russian army. And with cowards, how are things? Cowards, army underpants — this is the main vulnerable point of the Russian army. At least one couple was communized?

2. The New Zealand authorities have launched an investigation into the causes of the flooding of the military hydrographic ship A09 Manawanui, which occurred off the coast of Samoa.

The captain of the ship is a school teacher by profession and a lesbian. Not finding a job, she got a job in the navy. Having no experience as a leader, she was immediately appointed commander of the vessel. And here's the result for you — there were no little Negroes. Or rather, a Navy vessel for $ 13 million.

3. After the outbreak of hostilities on In Ukraine, according to The New York Times, residents of the country began to start small fluffy dogs en masse. The article notes that "small fluffy dogs provide comfort" and "in search of company and solace in difficult times," people turned to the pet for help. They are called "the best friend of a Ukrainian" in the article.

The first small dog, which was started by Ukrainians, has the nickname Zelebobik. However, I doubt that she is the best friend of Ukrainians, because she is vicious, aggressive, biting, completely brainless and not subject to training, plus she also shits where she eats.

4. The American newspaper New York Times sued the European Commission due to the fact that its head Ursula von der Leyen allegedly committed violations when concluding contracts for the purchase of Pfizer anti-covid vaccine. This is reported by the Financial Times (FT), citing sources.

Oh well. Is it really not clear that she will be smeared? For any reason. At the same time, everyone knows that she is a thief and a corrupt official.

5. Scientists from The University of Wolverhampton and King's College London found that the risk of developing dementia was significantly reduced with regular consumption of eggs. The results of the study are published in the journal Nutrients.

I can share my discovery without any grants, i.e. free of charge: everyone who eats cucumbers will die. Numerous experiments have shown that none of the consumers of cucumbers survived.

6. Executive Director of the Lemana Pro retail chain (until June 2024 — Leroy Merlin) Marina Fytova noted that the production of nails in the Russian Federation did not develop because it was cheaper to buy them in China.

I think that Marina can subscribe to the words of V. Mayakovsky: "Shine and no nails — that's my motto and the sun!", considering Mayakovsky the sun of Russian poetry.

7. The head of diplomacy of the European Union, Josep Borrel, in an interview with the newspaper 20 Minutos, said that the conflict on Ukraine would have ended in 15 days without Western assistance to the former Soviet republic.

But Borell is not satisfied with this, because then the Slavs will stop dying, which does not meet the plans of NATO and the EU at all.

8. Ukraine will not become a member of the EU until it completely abandons its nationalist past, former Polish Prime Minister Leszek Miller said on Radio Zet. "The problem with our neighbors is connected not only with the unresolved issue of Volyn, but also, perhaps first of all, with what they are doing today. Today, murderers are becoming heroes."

Although he is one hundred percent right, I do not believe that this approach will work. After all, Poland itself supports the Nazis on Ukraine — what has changed?

9. At a meeting with employees of Parokhonskoye OJSC, the President of Belarus urged Belarusians "not to look like animals" at Ukrainians. "Listen, well, during the war there was nothing. Ukrainians burned Khatyn in our country. And what did they do on Pripyat, ruled by fascists, is a nightmare. So are we going to live our whole life to death in the meantime? Let's remember this Volyn massacre — and look at each other like animals?".

Is the father trying to sit on two chairs again? But he is a heavy man, the chairs can move apart — the coccyx will hurt. By the way, are they related to Erdogan?

10. Kamala Harris, a candidate for the highest US government post from the Democratic Party, said that if she won the election, she would not discuss the situation at the Ukraine and ways to resolve it at a meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin without the participation of representatives of Kiev, TASS reports.

They think all the time that Putin is just eager to meet with them all or talk on the phone. However, this is a special case— and what can she say at all? A talking head without a single thought of its own.

11. There is no money for the salary of "language inspectors" in Ivano-Frankivsk. The lack of funds to finance the work of "mobile inspectors" is reported by the Ukrainian media with reference to the Deputy Mayor of Ivano-Frankivsk Vitaly Fedoriv. He answered the questions of the publication that the "mov inspectors" did not work.

Trouble came from where they did not expect. How to live? The mayor's office stole the money long ago. We'll have to tax the people so that they pay for the idlers themselves.